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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22928

    #46
    Re: your all nuts!

    Anyhoo, I've arranged some of Landover's prayer warriors to speak to Jesus about your inability to spell the American language. I am keeping a record of how bad you are and how you improve. This will serve as proof of God.

    (And don't try and cheat because it will probably just make you spell better.)
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • PetitionLady
      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 883

      #47
      Re: your all nuts!

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      Here is a bit of re-education for you.

      physics comes from the Greek word physe, meaning nature.

      Since God created nature, we have already know about it from the Bible from Genesis
      Thank you. I'm always baffled to see so-called-scientists deny God, knowing full well that science comes from God.
      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
      ~Matt. 10:33

      ~~~~~~~
      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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      • Fiestazs
        Unsaved trash
        • Nov 2010
        • 17

        #48
        Re: your all nuts!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        Are you calling my Brother a liar?
        Lets get back to what is important. Why do you hate Jesus so much? Son you need to give up being a damn Homersexural and the booze. And for once be a man, throw away the skirt! One more thing get a real job, cooking fish is a woman's job, try splitting rails or something manly.
        most definiatly to get an novice motor sport licence you have to be 16....
        i dont hate jesus.. look i could mate drink you under the table no problem... im not gay i spend more time with my girlfriend in a week than you do in a month with your other half... no telling me to stop wearing a kilt is like me telling you to demolish the white house or mt rushmore. i am more of a man than you are have or ever will be. its a part time job didnt realise you were a sexist and i work in a garrage reparing cars aswell is that manly enough for you??

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        • PetitionLady
          Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
          Forum Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 883

          #49
          Re: your all nuts!

          Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
          most definiatly to get an novice motor sport licence you have to be 16....
          Did I read that correctly? Are you really calling Mr. Hutchins a liar? That won't go over well, I assure you.
          But whosoever shall deny me before men,
          him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
          ~Matt. 10:33

          ~~~~~~~
          Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #50
            Re: your all nuts!

            Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
            most definiatly to get an novice motor sport licence you have to be 16....
            i dont hate jesus.. look i could mate drink you under the table no problem... im not gay i spend more time with my girlfriend in a week than you do in a month with your other half... no telling me to stop wearing a kilt is like me telling you to demolish the white house or mt rushmore. i am more of a man than you are have or ever will be. its a part time job didnt realise you were a sexist and i work in a garrage reparing cars aswell is that manly enough for you??
            Just because your boyfriend dresses up as girl does mean you can call him your girlfriend.

            Do the other mechanics woof whistle at you when you bend over the car when you are in your kilt skirt.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • SayvedByTheLord
              Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
              True Christian™
              • May 2007
              • 3151

              #51
              Re: your all nuts!

              Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
              no telling me to stop wearing a kilt is like me telling you to demolish the white house or mt rushmore. i am more of a man than you are have or ever will be. its a part time job didnt realise you were a sexist and i work in a garrage reparing cars aswell is that manly enough for you??
              Good thing you aren't a plumber, boy.

              Probably a pole dancer when not wrenching cars though.


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #52
                Re: your all nuts!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                I had my FIA license when I was 15...
                Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
                so you were a fully qualified F1 driver at 15............ because that's believable

                No, he said he had an FIA competition license, which, depending on the class and jurisdiction, can be obtained at 14. To drive an F1 car at an FIA-sanctioned event requires an FIA Superlicense (which cannot be awarded before your 18th birthday, unless Bernie says so).

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                • Fiestazs
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 17

                  #53
                  Re: your all nuts!

                  Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                  Did I read that correctly? Are you really calling Mr. Hutchins a liar? That won't go over well, I assure you.
                  wel to hold a NOVICE motorsport licence for the FIA class you have to be 16... and he is claming to hold a top tear licence at 15... it dosent add up if he could explaine how he managed this.

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Anyhoo, I've arranged some of Landover's prayer warriors to speak to Jesus about your inability to spell the American language. I am keeping a record of how bad you are and how you improve. This will serve as proof of God.

                  (And don't try and cheat because it will probably just make you spell better.)
                  yeah but you stole the language form us brits first!!!!!!!!!!!
                  anyway "Anyhoo" isnt good English.........

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22928

                    #54
                    Re: your all nuts!

                    ... but excellent American...
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #55
                      Re: your all nuts!

                      =Fiestazs;644704]most definiatly to get an novice motor sport licence you have to be 16....
                      Thats funny I had a licence at 15, I guess the men in the US of A are more advanced.


                      i dont hate jesus..
                      You must hate Jesus, you said that you are a Homersexural


                      look i could mate drink you under the table no problem.
                      ..
                      You want to get me drunk and mate me? And you do not see a problem with that.

                      im not gay
                      Yea right, see above quote!

                      i spend more time with my girlfriend in a week than you do in a month with your other half...
                      I should think so, I don't know the whore you are dating. Do you also spend a lot of time with you male friend?

                      And the other half of what?

                      no telling me to stop wearing a kilt is like me telling you to demolish the white house or mt rushmore.
                      You are a damn terrorist aren't you?
                      At least you will be easy to spot, a drunk in a dress.

                      i am more of a man than you are have or ever will be.
                      I find that hard to believe, I am a True Christian Man(TM). Besides if I am a man already how can you be more of me?

                      its a part time job didn't realise you were a sexist and i work in a garage reparing cars aswell is that manly enough for you
                      Who is a sexist? Its not my fault that you do a woman's job. Do you clean the toilets in the garage?

                      I think you need to find Jesus in your heart and mind. Do you masturbate daily?

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                      • PetitionLady
                        Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                        Forum Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 883

                        #56
                        Re: your all nuts!

                        Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
                        wel to hold a NOVICE motorsport licence for the FIA class you have to be 16... and he is claming to hold a top tear licence at 15... it dosent add up if he could explaine how he managed this.
                        From the outside looking in, let me say this. You don't go into someone's house and call them a liar. If you spent some time reading Mr. Hutchins' posts, you would see that he's very direct and not into double-talk. He also gives people the benefit of the doubt until they prove otherwise. Granted, I'm new here, but that doesn't subtract from my belief that he's for real. There are many here who radiate truth, and he's one of them. He also doesn't owe you an explanation. I would apologize to him if I were you.
                        But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                        him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                        ~Matt. 10:33

                        ~~~~~~~
                        Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457

                          #57
                          Re: your all nuts!

                          Originally posted by Fiestazs View Post
                          so you were a fully qualified F1 driver at 15............ because thats belivable
                          No child, you have to have an FIA license (not a Super License, that is F1) to participate in any FIA sanctioned events, I ran in the American LeMans series and some trans am events. I think you need to keep working on that education so you can respond to people intelligently in the future.

                          You never answered us why you hate baby Jesus? You do know that is what this forum is about, God, not
                          I'm a poorly educated brit who lies continually and is whinny Forum
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • PetitionLady
                            Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                            Forum Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 883

                            #58
                            Re: your all nuts!

                            Fiestaz, do you see now what I mean? Mr. Hutchins and I posted at the exact same time and HE granted you the courtesy of a reply after you called him a liar.

                            I hope you'll do the right thing and apologize. And afford him the courtesy of a reply to his question. I'm hoping for that.
                            But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                            him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                            ~Matt. 10:33

                            ~~~~~~~
                            Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                            • FormerCatholicSinner
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 6

                              #59
                              Re: your all nuts!

                              I apologize if I step on any toes, but the OP has made a grave mistake. It is not up to the person saying that there is a God (which even a blind, deaf and dumb man could acknowledge as the TRUTH), but it is up to the person questioning the validity of the claim to show evidence that there isn't a God.

                              Still, what can one expect from a confessed incestuous homosexual pedophile who provides alcoholic beverages to his seven year old brother?

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29457

                                #60
                                Re: your all nuts!

                                Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                Fiestaz, do you see now what I mean? Mr. Hutchins and I posted at the exact same time and HE granted you the courtesy of a reply after you called him a liar.

                                I hope you'll do the right thing and apologize. And afford him the courtesy of a reply to his question. I'm hoping for that.
                                Kind words, thank you. But sadly, this child has some sever issues, most likely due to having made a pact with the Devil. He will probably need an intervention in a dank warehouse with a half dozen Pastors immersing him in the love of Jesus, filling his ears with the Words of God(r). It will take days to pull the demons from his rectum and cleanse his bowels with the love of God.

                                Originally posted by FormerCatholicSinner View Post
                                I apologize if I step on any toes, but the OP has made a grave mistake. It is not up to the person saying that there is a God (which even a blind, deaf and dumb man could acknowledge as the TRUTH), but it is up to the person questioning the validity of the claim to show evidence that there isn't a God.

                                Still, what can one expect from a confessed incestuous homosexual pedophile who provides alcoholic beverages to his seven year old brother?
                                True and sad. Perhaps we should contact child services, have the little child taken and brought to the Church, have Fiestazs sent to a reform school and heavily fine and possibly incarcerate his parents as anyone who rears a child like this has to of committed other crimes against God and humanity.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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