Greetings All :D

[Mysterious Stranger]

Hello everyone, I'm Johnathon and I'm new to the forums. I am a follower of God, and I aim to be the best i can be.

I joined this site in the hopes that someone could save me, you see I have a confession to make.

I have recently discovered that I am homosexual.

In joining this site I hope that someone may help save me and also to further my knowledge about our religion in general, thank you all.

[barton]

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I have recently discovered that I am homosexual.

How did you discover this? I ask this because it may not be too late...

1. did you catch yourself lusting after naked men in your gym's changing room?
2. were you playing the acoustic guitar?
3. maybe you engaged in some actual faggot sex?

[beaner whore]

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Warm greetings to you, Stranger! Please don't take what the posters of this forum are going to say to you about your sexual orientation. They are narrow minded bigots who are going to tell you that you are worthless. Just smile and dismiss them because there is nothing wrong with you the way you are.

Now might also be a good time to give some serious thought to your religious beliefs. What took you to Christianity? Is your family religious? If you look deep inside yourself you may find that the answers that have been given to you are not answers at all, but rather they are statements that should truly bring up even more questions within your heart.

Wherever your path may lead you, may you find yourself there in the light and in honesty. Follow your heart rather than the teachings of your church. And if your heart leads you back to your church, then that is where you are meant to be.

Good luck on your journey to truth! May you always walk in sunshine!

With Light and Love,
Beamer

[Mysterious Stranger]

How did you discover this? I ask this because it may not be too late...

I was in my gym's changing room, and i found that i was unexpectedly lusting the men changing.

I have been back once since then, and it happened again.

I have always wanted to be married and have a family, but these feelings have confused me, and angered me.

Is there a cure for what I have?

[Mysterious Stranger]

Now might also be a good time to give some serious thought to your religious beliefs. What took you to Christianity? Is your family religious?

Yes actually my family is religious, I was essentially brought up as a Christian so it's been a part of my entire life.

Follow your heart rather than the teachings of your church.

Well unfortunately I'm not sure what I want at this stage, which is partially why I've come to these forums.

[BelieverInGod]

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Why does nobody ever come here saying they can't give up their cotton/poly blends, or that shellfish is just to good to abandon, or bearing grudges, or that they prophesied falsely and now their church wants to stone them. No it's always gay gay gay gay gay........

And then they have the nerve to turn around and say we're the ones that are obsessed with homosexuality?

[Mysterious Stranger]

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No it's always gay gay gay gay gay........

Well I'm sorry but I only just arrived at these forums so how can I know that you have similar people coming through?

And then they have the nerve to turn around and say we're the ones that are obsessed with homosexuality?

Obsessed with homosexuality? I don't believe I ever said that.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I have recently decided that I am homosexual.

Fixed that for you.

You have chosen to be homosexual. You have chosen to be what God calls an "abomination".

God makes it clear in the Bible that homosexuals will not enter Heaven. See 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 for your New Testament testimony.

There's only one other option: To be cast by God into His Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive forever, shrieking in agony, unable to escape, and unable even to die.

That is the choice you have made.

Would you like to reconsider that choice?

By the way, thank you for proving to us that homosexuals are not, as they so frequently insist, "born that way".

[barton]

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Is there a cure for what I have?

Praise Jesus that you haven't actually committed the sin of homosex! Now you simply need to understand that your cross to bear is fag urges. Don't succumb! Avoid group showers and men's get-togethers. Get married (to a woman) and sire lots of babies. Get a manly job! Leave the housework and laundry to your wife.

Also, I recently answered a similar question... perhaps the scriptures I quote there will help you as well.

There is also a forum here dedicated to limp-wrists like yourself... Straight 4 Jesus! (Back Door Christians)

[Jedediah]

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I have always wanted to be married and have a family, but these feelings have confused me, and angered me.

Is there a cure for what I have?

Friend, I have Good News for you! Yes, there is a cure; and I am living proof. There are several Ex-Gays© in our flock.

For years, I wallowed in sin and depredation, even going so far as to become team manager of the football and baseball teams, only so that I could get into the locker room after practice and leer at the privy members and male buttocks that surrounded me. I would lock myself in my bedroom at night, dancing to Ricky Martin with my headphones on, and practicing that which is unseemly with bananas (which I cannot bring myself to eat today).

It was not until one morning before the Fellowship of Christian Athletes' Prayer at the Flagpole when I was rebuked with furious rebukes and beaten unconscious by the good True Christian™ boys that I realized that following the path I was on would only lead to one place: hell.

I did not go to classes that day. Instead, I went home and yelled at myself in the mirror for being an abomination in the Eyes of God until I was purple in the face and passed out. As I awoke, I sat on the edge of the bathtub to gather myself. It was then that He revealed Himself to me.

I got on my knees right then and there and accepted Him as my personal LORD and Savior.

The next morning, I was in the back of a van full of Pastors and Deacons from my hometown Baptist Church on my way to three months of intense, around-the-clock sexual reorientation therapy. Through prayer, counseling, Healing Touch™ therapy and Bio-Energetics®, electro-shock therapy, experimental new drugs, and the power of JESUS, I dealt a deathblow to my homosexural urges. After two years of follow-up counseling and treatments, I became Certified Ex-Gay©. I even have the certificate to prove it hanging on the wall of my office.

So I understand where you are coming from, friend. In addition to the Good News that there is a cure for your sodomania, it will bring joy to your heart to know that I am now married with five sons (and a sixth on the way)! So, friend, if you are serious about curing your sodomania, you have come to the right place for the right kind of fellowship and exhortation. In fact, Landover Baptist offers an Ex-Gay© treatment program: Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals (B.A.S.H.). I encourage you to talk it over with your Pastor and decide if this is the right program for you.

In the end, though, always know that you can never be cured of sodomania through your own willpower. You need JESUS to enter you with His penetrating love and fill you with the Holy Spirit to make the necessary changes in your life.

Philippians 4:13
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

[Mysterious Stranger]

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You have chosen to be homosexual. You have chosen to be what God calls an "abomination".

Firstly I didn't choose this, I clearly said DISCOVERED not decided, don't twist my words. Homosexuality wasn't my decision, it's something I've come across that's confused me.

An abomination? So you're telling me that all homosexuals are the same?

There's only one other option: To be cast by God into His Lake of Fire, where you will be burned alive forever, shrieking in agony, unable to escape, and unable even to die.

I ask for help and all you do is cast me down. I approached these forums finding a peacful resolution to my issue, yet all you do is insist that homosexuals must die.

Would you like to reconsider that choice?

If anything YOU should be the one to reconsider your choice, that being your decision to place homosexuals in such a bad light. If anything I've grown up being taught to do my best to help others, if that's your best then clearly you need to rethink your life.

[Mysterious Stranger]

barton, no I haven't actually committed a physical homosexual activity.

[Mistress Cookie]

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Wherever your path may lead you, may you find yourself there in the light and in honesty. Follow your heart rather than the teachings of your church. And if your heart leads you back to your church, then that is where you are meant to be. Good luck on your journey to truth! May you always walk in sunshine!

And so the serpent speaketh.

[Mysterious Stranger]

And so the serpent speaketh.

EXCUSE ME but I didn't quite catch that, do you have something better to say?

[Hubert Hope]

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Hello everyone, I'm Johnathon and I'm new to the forums. I am a follower of God, and I aim to be the best i can be.

I joined this site in the hopes that someone could save me, you see I have a confession to make.

I have recently discovered that I am homosexual.

In joining this site I hope that someone may help save me and also to further my knowledge about our religion in general, thank you all.

All Homosexuals choose to be homosexuals, if you were brought up as a Christian like you said you were, thus you must've acknowledge the fact that being a Homo is absolutely WRONG .... yet it was your choice to gone astray from the true path of Jesus, & we all know that you do this just to simply piss Christ Jesus off!