[ZoeyNeedsGod]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Zoey, your prayers have been answered! You are now a regular Forum Member! Congratulations!

You need to make your pie available for all the boys to attact the best one. Make sure it is open and dripping so they feel comfortable diving right in. The sweeter the better.
I see you finally placed a picture up of yourself, a fine specimen of a young lady. You
l be married in no time and have a house chock full of infant sons before you know it! Praise Jesus!

My prayers have been answered, I am! I will be sure to thank God in my prayers tonight! Hmm,well I should start making many more pies to perfect the technique. I wish more forum members lived in Canada so they could sample it!! I will pray to find a good True Christian husband every night! I have devoted myself to Jesus, so my prayers should be answered soon with whatever the Lord sees best!I have always wanted many sons! So I will pray for that too, would you say a prayer for me tonight? Thank you for your kind words!

[ZoeyNeedsGod]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Many of were looking for God but didn't know it, and were looking in the wrong place . I John 2:16

Now we know how much God loves, we are happy . I John 2:17

HALLELUJAH!

Such true words, thank you for your wisdom But what other words can be more true than the words of the Lord?

[Jedediah]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Welcome, young miss. My wife's younger brother is approaching the age at which he should start seeking out a help-meet. However, before we start making arrangements for the two of you to court, I have to know one thing.

Are you pure?

Things could turn out badly for you if the tokens of your virginity are no longer intact, yet you lead a True Christian(tm) suitor to believe otherwise.

Deuteronomy 22:20-21
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

[ZoeyNeedsGod]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Welcome, young miss. My wife's younger brother is approaching the age at which he should start seeking out a help-meet. However, before we start making arrangements for the two of you to court, I have to know one thing.

Are you pure?

Things could turn out badly for you if the tokens of your virginity are no longer intact, yet you lead a True Christian(tm) suitor to believe otherwise.

Deuteronomy 22:20-21
But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.

Oh I am most definitely a virgin! It would be disgraceful to not wait for marriage. I would never want to dishonour my family and the body the Lord gave me in that way! And lying is something of my past, I accepted Jesus and repented and I sin no more If you have any other questions, I'd be glad to answer them 1 Corinthians 7:34 There is difference also between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit: but she that is married careth for the things of the world, how she may please her husband.

[James Dewitt]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Oh I am most definitely a virgin! It would be disgraceful to not wait for marriage. I would never want to dishonour my family and the body the Lord gave me in that way! And lying is something of my past, I accepted Jesus and repented and I sin no more If you have any other questions, I'd be glad to answer them 1 Corinthians 7:34 There is difference also between a wife and a virgin. The unmarried woman careth for the things of the Lord, that she may be holy both in body and in spirit: but she that is married careth for the things of the world, how she may please her husband.

Welcome to God's favorite church. I am very happy to hear you are as pure as the driven snow. We have OH so many wanton whores who post here, it just makes me sick to think of them.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Welcome, Zoey!

I simply must recommend one of my favorite Bible stories, in Numbers 31. Here, God helps us understand how much He loves us, by giving us the directive AND the ability to . . . well, to properly manage those who would leave Him!

What's your favorite Bible story? (Not just a verse, but one of the stories of the Bible!)

[ZoeyNeedsGod]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Welcome, Zoey!

I simply must recommend one of my favorite Bible stories, in Numbers 31. Here, God helps us understand how much He loves us, by giving us the directive AND the ability to . . . well, to properly manage those who would leave Him!

What's your favorite Bible story? (Not just a verse, but one of the stories of the Bible!)

Hm.. Well my favourite story would still have to be the classic(of course they're all classics, but I find they make lot's of movies on Noah's ark heehee), Genesis 6-9 Noah's Ark I'm a sucker. It shows us that God hates the evil people, but still loves his TRUE followers and will protect us when He decides to wipe them off the face of the Earth and sends them to HELL!

[ZoeyNeedsGod]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Welcome to God's favorite church. I am very happy to hear you are as pure as the driven snow. We have OH so many wanton whores who post here, it just makes me sick to think of them.

Thank you, It grosses me out too, but I don't view them any different, if they have TRUELY repented and not pretended to Luke 13:3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. Luke 13:5 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. GLORY!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Hm.. Well my favourite story would still have to be the classic(of course they're all classics, but I find they make lot's of movies on Noah's ark heehee), Genesis 6-9 Noah's Ark I'm a sucker. It shows us that God hates the evil people, but still loves his TRUE followers and will protect us when He decides to wipe them off the face of the Earth and sends them to HELL!

I do love that story, as well.

God not only wiped out the wicked adults, but even the babies (born and even pre-born), and the deer, and the bunnies, and the butterflies. I bet the bunnies were evil, too! They were probably eating babies.

Even more, I love that Noah had 100 whole years to build the Ark, and in that time he never once warned a single friend or neighbor of the coming Flood . . . and God didn't authorize him to warn anyone. So, for an entire century, every time Noah saw a friend, he knew in his heart that God was going to drown that person, and the adorable little baby the friend's wife just had, and the bees pollinating the flowers, and he never said a word.

Glory! Now THAT is a man you want working for your intelligence agency!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: hello... i am zoey and i need help

Genesis 6-9 Noah's Ark - this historical account also gives the lie to myths about "outer space" AND it is confirmed by God.

GENESIS 7:18-20 And the waters preuailed, and were encreased greatly vpon the earth: and the Arke went vpon the face of the waters. And the waters preuailed exceedingly vpon the earth, and all the high hils, that were vnder the whole heauen, were couered. Fifteene cubits vpward, did the waters preuaile; and the mountaines were couered. ©1611

The amount of water involved exceeds a billion cubic miles.
There is not that amount of water anywhere on earth. Where did it come from? God tells us that water inundated the earth through The windows Of Heaven - water poured through from above the solid dome of the sky - and The Fountains Of The Deep - water also flooded up into the earth from The Deep - and that once He had killed everything He closed them off and the water drained away.

GENESIS 8:2-3 The fountaines also of the deepe, and the windowes of heauen were stopped, and the raine from heauen was restrained. And the waters returned from off the earth, continually: and after the end of the hundred and fiftie dayes, the waters were abated.

If God did not love us so much, we would not exist - everything would have been drowned. He only drowned the things He hated. He is that wonderful!