[Lisa H]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

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I answered your questions, at least you could respond back.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Sorry everybody, I guess it is ungodly to offer to apologise for another Christian. Maybe the red hoofed beast from the pits of hell sent a demon to tempt me as I typed my apologetic message. And Brandon, looks like you will have to bear the cross yourself on this one.

[Lisa H]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Sorry everybody, I guess it is ungodly to offer to apologise for another Christian. Maybe the red hoofed beast from the pits of hell sent a demon to tempt me as I typed my apologetic message. And Brandon, looks like you will have to bear the cross yourself on this one.

Would please respond to what I asked in my reply post.

[Widows Son]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Check out November's SLUT

Isn't it about time someone told Lisa's husband, father or guardian, that we are now in December and it's time Lisa updated her SLUT magazine? We could do with a new slut around here.

[Lisa H]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Isn't it about time someone told Lisa's husband, father or guardian, that we are now in December and it's time Lisa updated her SLUT magazine? We could do with a new slut around here.

I am glad you read the latest posting in the SLUT Magazine thread.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Brandon is the one that is to apologize, although your offer is nice.

As to questioning the use of my picture why would you even suggest such a thing. Also why would you want to know if I am "unclean".

Sorry LisaH for the 'unclean' statement, nothing personal of course. There is a passage in the Bible warning about coming too close to a woman in her time of 'uncleanliness', but for the life of me I can't find it now. Maybe a little help from the more Scripture literate is needed here.

[Lisa H]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Sorry LisaH for the 'unclean' statement, nothing personal of course. There is a passage in the Bible warning about coming too close to a woman in her time of 'uncleanliness', but for the life of me I can't find it now. Maybe a little help from the more Scripture literate is needed here.

Why did you also say that I have not used my photo. Do think I am ugly or something.

[Widows Son]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Do think I am ugly or something.

In fariness, you are fit for purpose, praise The LORD.

[Aristotle]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Sorry LisaH for the 'unclean' statement, nothing personal of course. There is a passage in the Bible warning about coming too close to a woman in her time of 'uncleanliness', but for the life of me I can't find it now. Maybe a little help from the more Scripture literate is needed here.

Leviticus Chapter 15

9And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

20And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

21And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

22And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Why did you also say that I have not used my photo. Do think I am ugly or something.

I clearly said "IF" you are not misrepresenting yourself in an un-Christianly way with your avatar, I would kneel down in front of you to apologise for Brandon's sins, not just once, but multiple times, just to be on the safe side.
Also, we must heed the Biblical advice given by Aristotle, in Leviticus 15:9, 20, 21 and 22.

[Brandonthefool]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Thank you for the kindly welcome, especially Brother Cranky And Brother Hutchins. Yes, Brother Hutchins, very fine folk can be found in central KS. I will still have to respectfully disagree with the allowance of women on the internet, and speaking to a true Christian man. Efpre being given permission. That nonsense would not pass unpunished in my bible school. o man should ever be asked to apologize to a woman under any circumstances, but our Lord will judge the guilty party for this sin. Thanks again for the welcome, as I'm sure we will be meeting soon. I am planning a visit after the New Year breaks.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

Thank you for the kindly welcome, especially Brother Cranky And Brother Hutchins. Yes, Brother Hutchins, very fine folk can be found in central KS. I will still have to respectfully disagree with the allowance of women on the internet, and speaking to a true Christian man. Efpre being given permission. That nonsense would not pass unpunished in my bible school. o man should ever be asked to apologize to a woman under any circumstances, but our Lord will judge the guilty party for this sin. Thanks again for the welcome, as I'm sure we will be meeting soon. I am planning a visit after the New Year breaks.

Well, when you have a wife and children Brandon you are certainly free to keep them from using the internet if you so wish, but I'd just like to point out that all of the women posting here (well, the ones who aren't unsaved trash) do have the permission of their fathers, husbands and pastors to do so.

I also disagree with you on the point that no man should ever be asked to apologize to a woman ever. I think a better way to phrase that statement would be to say "No True Christian(tm) man should ever need to apologize to a woman", because no True Christian(tm) man would ever behave in a manner that would necessitate an apology. I know when heathen scum and revolting atheists persecute me for my beliefs, I like to get an apology (that almost never happens though).

You might also want to rethink planning a trip to Freehold, friend. They don't just let anybody wander in, and there are mountains upon mountains of paperwork to go through before they allow a visit. I'm only on form PRO-2327 myself.

[Brandonthefool]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

I have been invited as a special Church guest. And a daughter of mine is very important to a member of the Church, not that it is of your concern wench.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

I have been invited as a special Church guest. And a daughter of mine is very important to a member of the Church, not that it is of your concern wench.

Forgive me if I'm a little skeptical of the idea that somebody who goes around calling True Christian(tm) ladies sluts and wenches got a special invitation to visit Freehold.

"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8

[Brandonthefool]

Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

When you can offer a beautiful 9 year old virgin as a token of trust to an Elite Church member, you can receive certain privileges.