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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #16
    Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

    Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
    ...
    I answered your questions, at least you could respond back.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Yea-tho-we-walk
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 390

      #17
      Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

      Sorry everybody, I guess it is ungodly to offer to apologise for another Christian. Maybe the red hoofed beast from the pits of hell sent a demon to tempt me as I typed my apologetic message. And Brandon, looks like you will have to bear the cross yourself on this one.

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #18
        Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

        Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
        Sorry everybody, I guess it is ungodly to offer to apologise for another Christian. Maybe the red hoofed beast from the pits of hell sent a demon to tempt me as I typed my apologetic message. And Brandon, looks like you will have to bear the cross yourself on this one.
        Would please respond to what I asked in my reply post.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Widows Son
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Nov 2010
          • 90

          #19
          Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Check out November's SLUT
          Isn't it about time someone told Lisa's husband, father or guardian, that we are now in December and it's time Lisa updated her SLUT magazine? We could do with a new slut around here.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #20
            Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

            Originally posted by Widows Son View Post
            Isn't it about time someone told Lisa's husband, father or guardian, that we are now in December and it's time Lisa updated her SLUT magazine? We could do with a new slut around here.
            I am glad you read the latest posting in the SLUT Magazine thread.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Yea-tho-we-walk
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 390

              #21
              Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              Brandon is the one that is to apologize, although your offer is nice.

              As to questioning the use of my picture why would you even suggest such a thing. Also why would you want to know if I am "unclean".
              Sorry LisaH for the 'unclean' statement, nothing personal of course. There is a passage in the Bible warning about coming too close to a woman in her time of 'uncleanliness', but for the life of me I can't find it now. Maybe a little help from the more Scripture literate is needed here.

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #22
                Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
                Sorry LisaH for the 'unclean' statement, nothing personal of course. There is a passage in the Bible warning about coming too close to a woman in her time of 'uncleanliness', but for the life of me I can't find it now. Maybe a little help from the more Scripture literate is needed here.
                Why did you also say that I have not used my photo. Do think I am ugly or something.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Widows Son
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 90

                  #23
                  Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  Do think I am ugly or something.
                  In fariness, you are fit for purpose, praise The LORD.

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                  • Aristotle
                    On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 470

                    #24
                    Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                    Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
                    Sorry LisaH for the 'unclean' statement, nothing personal of course. There is a passage in the Bible warning about coming too close to a woman in her time of 'uncleanliness', but for the life of me I can't find it now. Maybe a little help from the more Scripture literate is needed here.
                    Leviticus Chapter 15

                    9And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

                    20And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.

                    21And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

                    22And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even

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                    • Yea-tho-we-walk
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 390

                      #25
                      Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      Why did you also say that I have not used my photo. Do think I am ugly or something.
                      I clearly said "IF" you are not misrepresenting yourself in an un-Christianly way with your avatar, I would kneel down in front of you to apologise for Brandon's sins, not just once, but multiple times, just to be on the safe side.
                      Also, we must heed the Biblical advice given by Aristotle, in Leviticus 15:9, 20, 21 and 22.

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                      • Brandonthefool
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 6

                        #26
                        Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                        Thank you for the kindly welcome, especially Brother Cranky And Brother Hutchins. Yes, Brother Hutchins, very fine folk can be found in central KS. I will still have to respectfully disagree with the allowance of women on the internet, and speaking to a true Christian man. Efpre being given permission. That nonsense would not pass unpunished in my bible school. o man should ever be asked to apologize to a woman under any circumstances, but our Lord will judge the guilty party for this sin. Thanks again for the welcome, as I'm sure we will be meeting soon. I am planning a visit after the New Year breaks.

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                        • Lycia The Repentant
                          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 2019

                          #27
                          Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                          Originally posted by Brandonthefool View Post
                          Thank you for the kindly welcome, especially Brother Cranky And Brother Hutchins. Yes, Brother Hutchins, very fine folk can be found in central KS. I will still have to respectfully disagree with the allowance of women on the internet, and speaking to a true Christian man. Efpre being given permission. That nonsense would not pass unpunished in my bible school. o man should ever be asked to apologize to a woman under any circumstances, but our Lord will judge the guilty party for this sin. Thanks again for the welcome, as I'm sure we will be meeting soon. I am planning a visit after the New Year breaks.
                          Well, when you have a wife and children Brandon you are certainly free to keep them from using the internet if you so wish, but I'd just like to point out that all of the women posting here (well, the ones who aren't unsaved trash) do have the permission of their fathers, husbands and pastors to do so.

                          I also disagree with you on the point that no man should ever be asked to apologize to a woman ever. I think a better way to phrase that statement would be to say "No True Christian(tm) man should ever need to apologize to a woman", because no True Christian(tm) man would ever behave in a manner that would necessitate an apology. I know when heathen scum and revolting atheists persecute me for my beliefs, I like to get an apology (that almost never happens though).

                          You might also want to rethink planning a trip to Freehold, friend. They don't just let anybody wander in, and there are mountains upon mountains of paperwork to go through before they allow a visit. I'm only on form PRO-2327 myself.
                          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                          An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                          Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                          My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                          Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                          An Open Question to All false christians.

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                          • Brandonthefool
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 6

                            #28
                            Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                            I have been invited as a special Church guest. And a daughter of mine is very important to a member of the Church, not that it is of your concern wench.

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                            • Lycia The Repentant
                              Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                              Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 2019

                              #29
                              Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                              Originally posted by Brandonthefool View Post
                              I have been invited as a special Church guest. And a daughter of mine is very important to a member of the Church, not that it is of your concern wench.
                              Forgive me if I'm a little skeptical of the idea that somebody who goes around calling True Christian(tm) ladies sluts and wenches got a special invitation to visit Freehold.

                              "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death." Revelation 21:8
                              "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                              An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                              Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                              My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                              Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                              An Open Question to All false christians.

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                              • Brandonthefool
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 6

                                #30
                                Re: Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

                                When you can offer a beautiful 9 year old virgin as a token of trust to an Elite Church member, you can receive certain privileges.

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