Intro to the men of Landover Baptist.

[Brandonthefool]

Hello my fellow male Baptist followers. This is my first post on this site after following your actions and beliefs for quite some time. I truly follow the word of the Bible and at most times follow the beliefs of YOUR church and this site. My name is Brandon and I come to you from a small church in Canton, KS. I have one complaint and I am sorry to provide it upon my introduction; why are your women allowed such free will to roam about on the internet and be seduced by devilish intent? Your church seems to be my calling, as I have been drawn to it by our Lord. I was given the name of the church in a dream and continued following this calling. I believe women are a vital part of our lives as True Christian Men, but as a church we must let them know their place.

Thanks for reading, and I appreciate any comments. I cannot wait to meet some of my true. Christian brothers.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

How many sons do you have?

[Brandonthefool]

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I have two sons. James, 12. And Brandon, 2. The mother passed in the delivery of our last son..

[Lisa H]

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Hello my fellow male Baptist followers. This is my first post on this site after following your actions and beliefs for quite some time. I truly follow the word of the Bible and at most times follow the beliefs of YOUR church and this site. My name is Brandon and I come to you from a small church in Canton, KS. I have one complaint and I am sorry to provide it upon my introduction; why are your women allowed such free will to roam about on the internet and be seduced by devilish intent? Your church seems to be my calling, as I have been drawn to it by our Lord. I was given the name of the church in a dream and continued following this calling. I believe women are a vital part of our lives as True Christian Men, but as a church we must let them know their place.

Thanks for reading, and I appreciate any comments. I cannot wait to meet some of my true. Christian brothers.

I would say welcome, but you seem to problems with women.

[Brandonthefool]

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I absolutely do not have problems with women. I have problems with them understanding their place in society, biblically. Obviously, you do not know your place young woman, or you would not be using the internet AND speaking to a Christian man out of turn. You, personally, have proven the point of my introduction. May God have mercy on your slut soul as well as all men who have not put you in your place, animal.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I find your name blasphemous and offensive. Only Jesus Christ is the messiah.

Matthew 24:5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

I hope you understand why it's now being changed.

[Lisa H]

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I absolutely do not have problems with women. I have problems with them understanding their place in society, biblically. Obviously, you do not know your place young woman, or you would not be using the internet AND speaking to a Christian man out of turn. You, personally, have proven the point of my introduction. May God have mercy on your slut soul as well as all men who have not put you in your place, animal.

You do have a problem with women.

How dare you call me, a True Christian woman, a animal and a whore. I would like to take this opportunity to point out your place here at Landover Baptist. I would also like an immediate apology for your behavior.

[James Dewitt]

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I absolutely do not have problems with women. I have problems with them understanding their place in society, biblically. Obviously, you do not know your place young woman, or you would not be using the internet AND speaking to a Christian man out of turn. You, personally, have proven the point of my introduction. May God have mercy on your slut soul as well as all men who have not put you in your place, animal.

As a True Christian Man(TM) I take great offence to your post. Granted Sister Lisa at one time was a raging Lesbo, She has found Jesus. Yes she is a woman, but she is no animal. Lisa has been washed in the blood of Jesus and is now above reproach. Are you some kind of Homer to hate females like that?

[Imam Rashik]

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I absolutely do not have problems with women. I have problems with them understanding their place in society, biblically. Obviously, you do not know your place young woman, or you would not be using the internet AND speaking to a Christian man out of turn. You, personally, have proven the point of my introduction. May God have mercy on your slut soul as well as all men who have not put you in your place, animal.

Lisa is a true believer of Allah(pbuh) and should not be spoken to like that from infidels like you. Seek forgiveness from Allah(pbuh) and forgiveness from Lisa.


SURA 9.
67. The hypocritical men and the hypocritical women are all alike; they enjoin evil and forbid good and withhold their hands; they have forsaken Allah, so He has forsaken them; surely the hypocrites are the transgressors.
68. Allah has promised the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women and the unbelievers the fire of hell to abide therein; it is enough for them; and Allah has cursed them and they shall have lasting punishment.

[James Dewitt]

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Lisa is a true believer of Allah(pbuh) and should not be spoken to like that from infidels like you. Seek forgiveness from Allah(pbuh) and forgiveness from Lisa.


SURA 9.
67. The hypocritical men and the hypocritical women are all alike; they enjoin evil and forbid good and withhold their hands; they have forsaken Allah, so He has forsaken them; surely the hypocrites are the transgressors.
68. Allah has promised the hypocritical men and the hypocritical women and the unbelievers the fire of hell to abide therein; it is enough for them; and Allah has cursed them and they shall have lasting punishment.

Lisa is a Christian, not a God Mocking terrorist Mooslim!

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Brandon! Not sure why everyone thinks you are a liar and cheat.

After all, liars and cheaters all live in and about the Norwalk CT area. Kansas people are mostly honest, hard working Christians (except for the errant messican, nigra or mormon).

[barton]

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I have one complaint and I am sorry to provide it upon my introduction; why are your women allowed such free will to roam about on the internet and be seduced by devilish intent?

If you have actually spent some real, quality time here, you'd know that no True Christian™ woman roams around the internet without some form of male supervision. I won't go into all the specifics but a combination of God-inspired proxy software, chaperoning by male site moderators here and good old fashioned husbandly or fatherly guidance in the home helps protect and guide all True Christian™ women.

Why would you think otherwise?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I absolutely do not have problems with women. I have problems with them understanding their place in society, biblically. Obviously, you do not know your place young woman, or you would not be using the internet AND speaking to a Christian man out of turn. You, personally, have proven the point of my introduction. May God have mercy on your slut soul as well as all men who have not put you in your place, animal.

Brandon, I expect you won't be around here long.

Let me bring you up to speed on a couple of things:

First of all, the only people who can direct a True Christian(tm) woman are her father, her husband, and her Pastor. If none are available, her mother or a senior True Christian(tm) man or woman. Not some random God-mocking schmuck who claims to be "Brandon the Messiah" online.

Second, if you had the sense God gave a box of hair you'd know that when you are a guest, particularly an uninvited and unwelcome guest (since no Christian would call himself the Messiah, you are clearly unsaved trash and thus unwelcome), you should always be respectful of your hosts AND hostesses.

The person who needs to learn his place here is you, Brandon. Quickly.

Your new screen name, "Brandon the fool", is Biblically correct. The admins made a wise choice.

Psalm 14:1

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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I'll be the martyr here for Brandon. Like Christ, I'll take the lashes for Brandon's sins. Just in case Brandon lives too far away to apologise to Lisa personally, I'll do it for him. But before I get on my knees before Lisa to formally apologise, I must be assured that Lisa is an honest woman that wouldn't stoop to using an avatar that misrepresents her. And I must be assured that it is a current avatar picture. And as the Bible clearly states, I will not get near her when she is "unclean". Praise His holy name!

[Lisa H]

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I'll be the martyr here for Brandon. Like Christ, I'll take the lashes for Brandon's sins. Just in case Brandon lives too far away to apologise to Lisa personally, I'll do it for him. But before I get on my knees before Lisa to formally apologise, I must be assured that Lisa is an honest woman that wouldn't stoop to using an avatar that misrepresents her. And I must be assured that it is a current avatar picture. And as the Bible clearly states, I will not get near her when she is "unclean". Praise His holy name!

Brandon is the one that is to apologize, although your offer is nice.

As to questioning the use of my picture why would you even suggest such a thing. Also why would you want to know if I am "unclean".