Hello!

[matthew!]

Okay heres the deal, ive been reading over a few threads and id like to point out that there are some very stupid points made on this forum. Im not Christian, I used to be but i saw to many flaws. Try and convert me, show me evidence of gods existence. Please.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Okay heres the deal, ive been reading over a few threads and id like to point out that there are some very stupid points made on this forum. Im not Christian, I used to be but i saw to many flaws. Try and convert me, show me evidence of gods existence. Please.

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[James Dewitt]

Re: Hello!

Okay heres the deal, ive been reading over a few threads and id like to point out that there are some very stupid points made on this forum. Im not Christian, I used to be but i saw to many flaws. Try and convert me, show me evidence of gods existence. Please.

First let me welcome you to our lovely Church. Yes you do have flaws, you are not a True Christian(R) now are you?
If you would do me a small favor, great get up from your chair and walk to the window. I will wait. Great look out side, what do you see? Thats right God's creation. You to are one of His works. Why did you turn your back to Jesus?

[matthew!]

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First let me welcome you to our lovely Church. Yes you do have flaws, you are not a True Christian® now are you?
If you would do me a small favor, great get up from your chair and walk to the window. I will wait. Great look out side, what do you see? Thats right God's creation. You to are one of His works. Why did you turn your back to Jesus?

Ill be perfectly honest. I turned my back on Jesus becasue of "Christians" like the ones on this forum. Forcing negativity and narrow mindedness upon the world. All I have seen on this forum is your so called "True Christians" judging people and showing negativity towards others. Does the bible not say God is the only one who has the right to judge? Thats that judgement day is about.

Matthew. 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

Also - "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

[James Dewitt]

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Ill be perfectly honest. I turned my back on Jesus becasue of "Christians" like the ones on this forum. Forcing negativity and narrow mindedness upon the world. All I have seen on this forum is your so called "True Christians" judging people and showing negativity towards others. Does the bible not say God is the only one who has the right to judge? Thats that judgement day is about.

Matthew. 7:1 "Do not judge, or you too will be judged."

I feel so sorry for you. Its a darn shame that you did not read the entire Bible. Son we do have the right to judge others.
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

Also - "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Have you ever wondered what that really meant? I am with out sin so yes I can and will cast the first stone.

Can you show me where any True Christian (TM) has made an error in posting scripture? Its funny is it not, you claim that we judge others yet is that not what you are doing right now?

[matthew!]

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I feel so sorry for you. Its a darn shame that you did not read the entire Bible. Son we do have the right to judge others.
Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.



Have you ever wondered what that really meant? I am with out sin so yes I can and will cast the first stone.

Can you show me where any True Christian ™ has made an error in posting scripture? Its funny is it not, you claim that we judge others yet is that not what you are doing right now?

Jesus denounced the old testament teachings

Ohwell, even still. How do you people believe the world is flat?

[James Dewitt]

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Jesus denounced the old testament teachings

Ohwell, even still. How do you people believe the world is flat?

Can I call you Matt? Cool, here is the problem with your statement Matt. Jesus never ever said such a thing . Here is what Jesus did say on the matter.

Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

Yep that is Jesus, for ya Backing up God.


Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

John 5:46 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me; for he wrote of me.
John 5:47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

John 10:35 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken;


If you look you will find a thread on the subject of the flatness of the Earth. Son why do you hate Jesus?

[matthew!]

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Can I call you Matt? Cool, here is the problem with your statement Matt. Jesus never ever said such a thing . Here is what Jesus did say on the matter.

Malachi 3:6 For I am the LORD, I change not; therefore ye sons of Jacob are not consumed.

James 1:17 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.

Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

Yep that is Jesus, for ya Backing up God.


Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

John 5:46 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me; for he wrote of me.
John 5:47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

John 10:35 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken;


If you look you will find a thread on the subject of the flatness of the Earth. Son why do you hate Jesus?

The bible says the messiah was a descendant of King David. If mary were to indeed give birth to Jesus as a virgin this would mean Joseph was not the father. And it was in fact Joseph who was a descendant of King David. So this means Jesus wasnt Joseph's son at all and making him not a descendant of David.

I dont hate anyone, i just dont believe in fairy tales.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Jesus denounced the old testament teachings

Could you quote the Scripture where Jesus, who is God, denounced the Old Testament, which He, being God, created as Law?

Your wishing the Bible said something doesn't make it so.

[matthew!]

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Could you quote the Scripture where Jesus, who is God, denounced the Old Testament, which He, being God, created as Law?

Your wishing the Bible said something doesn't make it so.

I was there, i heard him say it

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I was there, i heard him say it

Why are you even here? To mock God? He already knows you hate Him. To make us mad at you? Not possible; we merely pity your decision to spend eternity in God's Lake of Fire.

I really see no point in your continued presence here.

[matthew!]

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Why are you even here? To mock God? He already knows you hate Him. To make us mad at you? Not possible; we merely pity your decision to spend eternity in God's Lake of Fire.

I really see no point in your continued presence here.

Give me a response about the descent from david.

[Levi Jones]

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I was there, i heard him say it

The 8 pound 5 ounce precious baby Jesus is crying at your blasphemy.

Again, quote the scripture where Jesus denounced the Old Testament.

[matthew!]

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The 8 pound 5 ounce precious baby Jesus is crying at your blasphemy.

Again, quote the scripture where Jesus denounced the Old Testament.

Okay obviously i was taking the piss. But what comes across to me now is ive just proved your religion wrong seeing as you dont have a response.

And another thing.. what happened to the donkey?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Okay obviously i was taking the piss. But what comes across to me now is ive just proved your religion wrong seeing as you dont have a response.

And another thing.. what happened to the donkey?

You've proven nothing. You asserted that Jesus denounced the Old Testament. Prove it.

And please do not discuss your watersports fetish here. This is a Christian church forum. We are not interested in your bizarre sexual practices.