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  • PetyGuy
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    • Dec 2010
    • 12

    #16
    Re: Please accept me as I am

    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
    Nobody here wants to hear about your hand jobs. We are Christians, remember? Hand jobs are a form of sodomy.

    Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    We don't consider masturbation to be a skill in America. We consider it to be a sin.
    I was more thinking about building...like a carpenter, but wait a minute, was Joseph a sinner by being a carpenter ???
    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #17
      Re: Please accept me as I am

      Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
      I think that by saying igloo you mean my home, and my electricity comes from an Hydro-electric dam that MAN built, not "god"

      Um excuse me! God created man, so everything that man has made is a direct result of God, therefore by default God made the dam. Why do you hate Jesus?

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      • PetyGuy
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        • Dec 2010
        • 12

        #18
        Re: Please accept me as I am

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        Um excuse me! God created man, so everything that man has made is a direct result of God, therefore by default God made the dam. Why do you hate Jesus?
        First : "god" didnt created man, man evolved !!

        Second : How could I hate something that never existed ??
        Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #19
          Re: Please accept me as I am

          Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
          I was more thinking about building...like a carpenter, but wait a minute, was Joseph a sinner by being a carpenter ???
          No, but he was a dirty Joo!
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22380

            #20
            Re: Please accept me as I am

            Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
            First : "god" didnt created man, man evolved !!
            If man evolved then how did you get into existence? I think you are an excellent example to prove evolution wrong.

            And God did create man. Divine proof of that fact is here: Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

            Checkmate you silly Atheist. Time to crawl back into your igloo and start making ice cube stew for dinner.

            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • PetyGuy
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              • Dec 2010
              • 12

              #21
              Re: Please accept me as I am

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              If man evolved then how did you get into existence? I think you are an excellent example to prove evolution wrong.

              And God did create man. Divine proof of that fact is here: Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

              Checkmate you silly Atheist. Time to crawl back into your igloo and start making ice cube stew for dinner.

              If I prove evolution wrong, so do you !!!

              and if "god" created man in is own image, then "god is a junkie !!!
              Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22380

                #22
                Re: Please accept me as I am

                Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                If I prove evolution wrong, so do you !!!
                I am glad we can now agree that evolution is silly because God created everything.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Sister Kitty
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2010
                  • 857

                  #23
                  Re: Please accept me as I am

                  Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                  I think that by saying igloo you mean my home, and my electricity comes from an Hydro-electric dam that MAN built, not "god"
                  Actually, Newfies built that dam, and you stole it from them. Your entire backwater province is guilty of breaking the 8th commandment. But that is just one of the reasons that every last one of you will writhe in eternal torment in Hell. Of course, you will have Celine Dion to entertain you as you burn. At least then you will know how the rest of us feel when we hear Celine Dion.
                  Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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                  • PetyGuy
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                    • Dec 2010
                    • 12

                    #24
                    Re: Please accept me as I am

                    Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
                    Actually, Newfies built that dam, and you stole it from them. Your entire backwater province is guilty of breaking the 8th commandment. But that is just one of the reasons that every last one of you will writhe in eternal torment in Hell. Of course, you will have Celine Dion to entertain you as you burn. At least then you will know how the rest of us feel when we hear Celine Dion.
                    I don't know wich dam you're talkin about because we have more than one dam on our territory, and I don't think that this is breaking the 8th commendment because this water is on our territory. If I am indeed going in hell for this then so be it !!!

                    It also made me laugh when I read backwater province said from someone that lives in Nunavut, witch is not even a province, it's just a territory created so that you can save on taxes and THAT is breaking the 8th commendment so you will come in hell with me but you won't see or hear Celine Dion there because she will be in heaven to punish them all for being so stubborn !!!
                    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #25
                      Re: Please accept me as I am

                      Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                      I don't know wich dam you're talkin about because we have more than one dam on our territory, and I don't think that this is breaking the 8th commendment because this water is on our territory. If I am indeed going in hell for this then so be it !!!
                      I do believe Sister Kitty is referring to the Churchill falls hydroelectric generating station in Labrador. You know, the hydroelectric generating station with the second largest capacity in all of North America. And Hydro Quebec stole it from Newfoundland and Labrador. Your ignorance of your own province's despicable history is astounding.

                      At least I take comfort in knowing my great-great-(a few more greats) grandfather killed yours on the Plains of Abraham.

                      It also made me laugh when I read backwater province said from someone that lives in Nunavut, witch is not even a province, it's just a territory created so that you can save on taxes and THAT is breaking the 8th commendment so you will come in hell with me but you won't see or hear Celine Dion there because she will be in heaven to punish them all for being so stubborn !!!
                      At least those in Nunavut know how to procreate, they have the highest birthrate in Canada. How you doing there in Quebec? Lowest birthrate in the western world, isn't it? I'm enjoying you all not breeding your way into extinction.

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                      • GOD=life
                        WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 3263

                        #26
                        Re: Please accept me as I am

                        Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                        yes I am Canadian, is this a problem with you ??
                        If you're going to be defensive about being Canadian, then maybe you are the one who has a problem with it. Eh. Wouldn't you rather be Christian instead?
                        I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                        Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                        Matthew 7:22
                        Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                        Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                        Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                        • PetyGuy
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 12

                          #27
                          Re: Please accept me as I am

                          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                          At least those in Nunavut know how to procreate, they have the highest birthrate in Canada. How you doing there in Quebec? Lowest birthrate in the western world, isn't it? I'm enjoying you all not breeding your way into extinction.
                          Nunavut might have the highest birthrate in Canada, they got nothing else to do and the government gives them more money if they have more childs, WE have jobs !!
                          Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                          • GOD=life
                            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 3263

                            #28
                            Re: Please accept me as I am

                            Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                            WE have jobs !!
                            That's because all the Canadians came to the USA to take our jobs. Now we're the ones with no jobs for honest Christians.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • LordHaveMercy
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                              • Oct 2010
                              • 171

                              #29
                              Re: Please accept me as I am

                              Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                              Nunavut might have the highest birthrate in Canada, they got nothing else to do and the government gives them more money if they have more childs, WE have jobs !!

                              Yeah, how is it up there in America's Christmas Tree Lot?

                              I bought two of your trees because I kind of felt sorry for you.
                              He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
                              God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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                              • PetyGuy
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 12

                                #30
                                Re: Please accept me as I am

                                Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                                If you're going to be defensive about being Canadian, then maybe you are the one who has a problem with it. Eh. Wouldn't you rather be Christian instead?
                                I was just asking because you seemed to have a problem with it since you started your post with it.

                                And no I would not want to be a christian, that would make me stupid !!!
                                Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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