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  • Adilene
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 332

    #1

    New!

    Hi! I'm Adilene. I'm new here! My favorite bible verse is Psalm 127:3-5: “Behold, children are a gift of the Lord; the fruit of the womb is a reward. Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children on one’s youth. How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them; they shall not be ashamed, when they speak with their enemies in the gate.”

    I go to my local church with my husband. I love to attend our church's Weekly Breakfast, and the Monthly Bake off. We also have bake sales to benefit our church. We do weekly babysitting duties. Time for the other women to clean their whole house from top to bottom. This week I'm going to have around 50 of the Church's Children in my house! I'm so looking forward to baking cookies.
    “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: New!

    Originally posted by Adilene View Post
    Hi! I'm Adilene. I'm new here! My favorite bible verse is Psalm 127:3-5: “Behold, children are a gift of the Lord; the fruit of the womb is a reward. Like arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children on one’s youth. How blessed is the man whose quiver is full of them; they shall not be ashamed, when they speak with their enemies in the gate.”

    I go to my local church with my husband. I love to attend our church's Weekly Breakfast, and the Monthly Bake off. We also have bake sales to benefit our church. We do weekly babysitting duties. Time for the other women to clean their whole house from top to bottom. This week I'm going to have around 50 of the Church's Children in my house! I'm so looking forward to baking cookies.
    Welcome friend!

    I know you are excited to fellowship with True Christians™, but we don't use heretic texts to praise Jesus. Psalm 127 is a fine chapter, but please use God's only authentic Word in the KJV1611 Bible.

    3 "Lo, children are an heritage of the LORD: and the fruit of the womb is his reward."

    4 "As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth."

    5 "Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate."
    I trust the tots won't get any sweets until they have heard at least an in-depth discussion on why Leviticus matters in their walk with Jesus? It's important that children learn early that life is not about fun and pleasure, but the sulphorous fires of Hell that await them if they refuse to obey God.

    In Christ!
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: New!

      Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. I'm sure the ladies would love to exchange pie recipes with you.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Adilene
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 332

        #4
        Re: New!

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
        Welcome friend!

        I know you are excited to fellowship with True Christians™, but we don't use heretic texts to praise Jesus. Psalm 127 is a fine chapter, but please use God's only authentic Word in the KJV1611 Bible.



        I trust the tots won't get any sweets until they have heard at least an in-depth discussion on why Leviticus matters in their walk with Jesus? It's important that children learn early that life is not about fun and pleasure, but the sulphorous fires of Hell that await them if they refuse to obey God.

        In Christ!
        I'm sorry. Won't let it happen again. I guess I did get excited my husband let me use the computer. Thanks for the corrections.
        “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22380

          #5
          Re: New!

          Welcome to our friendly forum!

          Why are you not properly dressed?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Adilene
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 332

            #6
            Re: New!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Welcome to our friendly forum!

            Why are you not properly dressed?
            More details please
            “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #7
              Re: New!

              Originally posted by Adilene View Post
              More details please
              I am referring to the picture in your avatar. You don't seem to wear a proper dress.

              Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

              1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Adilene
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2010
                • 332

                #8
                Re: New!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                I am referring to the picture in your avatar. You don't seem to wear a proper dress.

                Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."

                1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"

                I can assure you I don't dress like that everyday. I had an apron on. Sorry I will look for a better picture.
                “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29457

                  #9
                  Re: New!

                  You seem awfully busy minding other peoples children, what are you doing with your own? You should be reading the Bible to them and have the older ones acting out parts of Deuteronomy. Ignoring your kids is part of the reason for the downfall of the American Way of Life(r).
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: New!

                    Originally posted by Adilene View Post
                    I can assure you I don't dress like that everyday. I had an apron on. Sorry I will look for a better picture.
                    I don't think he's complaining about what you had on, but what you didn't have on. It's good for a woman to wear an apron. It keeps the flour off of her clothes. But we can practically see your nipples.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22380

                      #11
                      Re: New!

                      Originally posted by Adilene View Post
                      I can assure you I don't dress like that everyday.
                      I am glad to hear that!
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Adilene
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 332

                        #12
                        Re: New!

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        You seem awfully busy minding other peoples children, what are you doing with your own? You should be reading the Bible to them and have the older ones acting out parts of Deuteronomy. Ignoring your kids is part of the reason for the downfall of the American Way of Life®.
                        Your absolutely right! When we have the kids we make sure to bake cookies, and do bible study. It's a once weekly thing.
                        “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                        • Adilene
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 332

                          #13
                          Re: New!

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          I don't think he's complaining about what you had on, but what you didn't have on. It's good for a woman to wear an apron. It keeps the flour off of her clothes. But we can practically see your nipples.
                          Will change that! Thanks for telling me.
                          “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29457

                            #14
                            Re: New!

                            Originally posted by Adilene View Post
                            Your absolutely right! When we have the kids we make sure to bake cookies, and do bible study. It's a once weekly thing.
                            You need to stop molesting other peoples children and make you own. Today. Right now. God needs little soldiers to wage war agains the heathens.

                            Are you planning to have children once a week? You'll have a terrific brood in a few years then.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Adilene
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 332

                              #15
                              Re: New!

                              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                              You need to stop molesting other peoples children and make you own. Today. Right now. God needs little soldiers to wage war agains the heathens.

                              Are you planning to have children once a week? You'll have a terrific brood in a few years then.
                              I'm currently rethinking my plans watching their kids. Thanks! I would like to have 15 children. Currently on my 7th. My husband wants 18. That is what his sister had. She was blessed with twins. I hope to have twins next pregnancy which will happen, after I have my current child. EDD July 2011. So I should have my next as early as 2012, hopefully twins.
                              “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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