[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Because he's a man and he told you so?

From what I gathered from you guys, that's all it takes. Am I right? Of course I'm right, I'm a man and that makes me right.

See? I can play your game too.

The only people who have authority over a True Christian(tm) lady are her husband, father, pastor, and God. Of course we always listen to the suggestions and advice of other True Christian(tm) men, because their advice is always Godly and good.

A True Christian(tm) lady does not need to listen to unsaved trash, even if they are men.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Because he's a man and he told you so?

From what I gathered from you guys, that's all it takes. Am I right? Of course I'm right, I'm a man and that makes me right.

See? I can play your game too.

No, you're a worthless, unsaved Godmocker and no one has to listen to you, not even our womenfolk.

2nd Corinthians 6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

[DeadMan89]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

I am a True Christian™. Not some-other fuddy duddy hippy christian. What makes you think I will be marrying you.

Because he's a man and he told you so?

From what I gathered from you guys, that's all it takes. Am I right? Of course I'm right, I'm a man and that makes me right.

See? I can play your game too.

[Lisa H]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

The only hole I will be crawling to is the love of God™. Following my RealChristian™ wedding to Lisa H we will be departing Landover™ for the great South Florida city of Boca Raton™ and all its Godliness™.

I am a True Christian™. Not some-other fuddy duddy hippy christian. What makes you think I will be marrying you.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

The only hole I will be crawling to is the love of God™. Following my RealChristian™ wedding to Lisa H we will be departing Landover™ for the great South Florida city of Boca Raton™ and all its Godliness™.

I suspect a medication problem. Either too much, or too little. Have it looked into.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

You are all probably aware that 2 years ago I was sentenced to a 2 year ban to eternal damnation. I'm back and ready for God!

Obviously, you got time off for good behavior - I have no idea why. God's Ways are mysterious.

[PrayerIsFun]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Did it crawl back to its hole?

The only hole I will be crawling to is the love of God™. Following my RealChristian™ wedding to Lisa H we will be departing Landover™ for the great South Florida city of Boca Raton™ and all its Godliness™.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Did it crawl back to its hole?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

I've got five (count 'em) shiny new pennies that say he doesn't even make that long. Who wants some of this action?

I am not going to take that suckers bet.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

I see you lasted 3 days here last time. How long do you think you will last this time?

I've got five (count 'em) shiny new pennies that say he doesn't even make that long. Who wants some of this action?

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

As long as it takes to make Lisa H my bride. My parents have already offered their home in Boca Raton, South Florida for us to raise our FineChristian™ children.

Stop harassing the womenfolk, pal.

Matthew 5
28But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

[PrayerIsFun]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Actually it was 2 years and six weeks ago. Sounds to me like you are already dragging your heels young lad.

I see you lasted 3 days here last time. How long do you think you will last this time?

As long as it takes to make Lisa H my bride. My parents have already offered their home in Boca Raton, South Florida for us to raise our FineChristian™ children.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

You are all probably aware that 2 years ago I was sentenced to a 2 year ban to eternal damnation. I'm back and ready for God!

Actually it was 2 years and six weeks ago. Sounds to me like you are already dragging your heels young lad.

I see you lasted 3 days here last time. How long do you think you will last this time?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Well if she was married to her father as you seem to be thinking, it would be all of our business to bring to light the err of her ways. But I do not believe this to be the case.

But as I am a suitable God God loving TruChristian™ male and she is a single™ female, it is my responsibility to make sure she has children to spread the Christian™ faith.

Funny, because I see an "unsaved trash" under your name.

Maybe you should think about your own salvation before you start worrying about meeting a True Christian(tm) lady.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Well if she was married to her father as you seem to be thinking, it would be all of our business to bring to light the err of her ways. But I do not believe this to be the case.

But as I am a suitable God God loving TruChristian™ male and she is a single™ female, it is my responsibility to make sure she has children to spread the Christian™ faith.

Seems to me it says there that you're Unsaved Trash.

You're not off to a very good start, friend.