[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Take away the second m and thats what you are. Guess its not just the bible you guys like to edit to your own satisfaction. Guess you gotta start picking at others postings too.

Can you show me where any True Christian(tm) has "edited the Bible"?

[Bible Student]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

He is probably delusional.

And all he sees is what she looks like on the outside and forgets about her inner spiritual beauty as a True Christian. The real her he ignores because he is Unsaved Trash.

[Adilene]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

I am a True Christian™. Not some-other fuddy duddy hippy christian. What makes you think I will be marrying you.

He is probably delusional.

[DeadMan89]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Then why not find a mormon message board to torment?

Take away the second m and thats what you are. Guess its not just the bible you guys like to edit to your own satisfaction. Guess you gotta start picking at others postings too.

[Lisa H]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Lisa, I believe you have a stalker.

He is threatening to abduct and rape you. Perhaps the Department of Faith should be investingating him.

I think he needs to go back to his "good friend" Buck.

[Lisa H]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

In my two years away from Landover™ I experienced many Godly™ things. Good food™, good friends, and a very friendly cell-mate named Buck™ taught me that there was no more to life than the TrueChristian bible™. This bible brought me closer to God™, and in a vision he came to me and showed me you. Now™, seeing you in all your TrueChristian™ splendor, I know it is you who is destined™ to raise my ExtremeChristian™ children with your extreme motherliness™ as ordained by God™. This is why you will be marrying me. You have no choice™ in this matter and neither do I™. It is God's™ decision™ and He has spoke™. Arrangements are being finalized and soon we will be on our RealChristian™ honeymoon™ doing God's work™ in the woods™. Nothing but you, me, a bare™ room, bed, whips™, chains, wine™, and of course the King James bible™. I will make you scream your love of God™. It is so ordained™.

God has sent me no vision of marrying you. So I do not know how you came about having such visions.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

In my two years away from Landover™ I experienced many Godly™ things. Good food™, good friends, and a very friendly cell-mate named Buck™ taught me that there was no more to life than the TrueChristian bible™. This bible brought me closer to God™, and in a vision he came to me and showed me you. Now™, seeing you in all your TrueChristian™ splendor, I know it is you who is destined™ to raise my ExtremeChristian™ children with your extreme motherliness™ as ordained by God™. This is why you will be marrying me. You have no choice™ in this matter and neither do I™. It is God's™ decision™ and He has spoke™. Arrangements are being finalized and soon we will be on our RealChristian™ honeymoon™ doing God's work™ in the woods™. Nothing but you, me, a bare™ room, bed, whips™, chains, wine™, and of course the King James bible™. I will make you scream your love of God™. It is so ordained™.

Lisa, I believe you have a stalker.

He is threatening to abduct and rape you. Perhaps the Department of Faith should be investingating him.

[PrayerIsFun]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

I am a True Christian™. Not some-other fuddy duddy hippy christian. What makes you think I will be marrying you.

In my two years away from Landover™ I experienced many Godly™ things. Good food™, good friends, and a very friendly cell-mate named Buck™ taught me that there was no more to life than the TrueChristian bible™. This bible brought me closer to God™, and in a vision he came to me and showed me you. Now™, seeing you in all your TrueChristian™ splendor, I know it is you who is destined™ to raise my ExtremeChristian™ children with your extreme motherliness™ as ordained by God™. This is why you will be marrying me. You have no choice™ in this matter and neither do I™. It is God's™ decision™ and He has spoke™. Arrangements are being finalized and soon we will be on our RealChristian™ honeymoon™ doing God's work™ in the woods™. Nothing but you, me, a bare™ room, bed, whips™, chains, wine™, and of course the King James bible™. I will make you scream your love of God™. It is so ordained™.

[Minecraft]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

It's been 2 years Man, that's quite awhile! Welcome back!

[Levi Jones]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Because I enjoy reading what retarded mormons have to say.

Then why not find a mormon message board to torment?

[DeadMan89]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

No, you're a God-mocking imbecile.

Why are you here?

Because I enjoy reading what retarded morons have to say.

[Bible Student]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

@Bible Studentyou appear to have messaging turned off

(if you're replying to dead-person-thing here - enjoy!)

Thanks. I had one too many check marks. I better go back to some remedial reading courses.

[Bible Student]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Originally Posted by DeadMan89
Because he's a man and he told you so?

From what I gathered from you guys, that's all it takes. Am I right?

No, you're a God-mocking imbecile.

Why are you here?

Notice the poster's name. It is no coincidence that he is named so.

Romans 6:23 -- For the wages of sin is death;

And finally

Romans 6:20 -- For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness

He admits he is the willing tool of Satan.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

@Bible Studentyou appear to have messaging turned off

(if you're replying to dead-person-thing here - enjoy!)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Landover, I'm back!

Because he's a man and he told you so?

From what I gathered from you guys, that's all it takes. Am I right?

No, you're a God-mocking imbecile.

Why are you here?