[Gerald Gardner]

Re: Hello!

Now, now, calm down Gerald, the whole world is not out to get you.

You see Gerald, to be a Christian means you have to toe the line. You cannot 'fudge it'. Either you follow God's Word® 100% and are a True Christian™, are able to go to Heaven and spend an eternity in bliss or you do not follow God's Word® and are doomed to spend eternity in Hell.
You see Gerald, when you die, that is it. You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

I would not write all this unless I cared, now would I Gerald?

Seems to me that you all know this too well, and just like you speak from a personal experience. Maby you are the demon here that needs to be banished! Yes, that's right! You are a demon who is here in diguise!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

Seems to me that you all know this too well, and just like you speak from a personal experience. Maby you are the demon here that needs to be banished! Yes, that's right! You are a demon who is here in diguise!

No Gerald, that is the Devil whispering in your ear. If I were a 'demon', I'd of allowed your 'innocent' advances to work and taken you aside'. Instead, I am trying to get you to understand Jesus. I gave you a terrific link to the Bible. I know all ths because I am a 53 year old True Christian(tm). I read the Bible at least once a week, cover to cover. I listen to God. I want you to listen to Him too.

Please, read the Bible, understand what God is telling you.

[Gerald Gardner]

Re: Hello!

No Gerald, that is the Devil whispering in your ear. If I were a 'demon', I'd of allowed your 'innocent' advances to work and taken you aside'. Instead, I am trying to get you to understand Jesus. I gave you a terrific link to the Bible. I know all ths because I am a 53 year old True Christian™. I read the Bible at least once a week, cover to cover. I listen to God. I want you to listen to Him too.

Please, read the Bible, understand what God is telling you.

Well, maby you are trying to help me. But Adiline certainly isn't. She is just out there to call me a wicca and whatnot

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello!

Seems to me that you all know this too well, and just like you speak from a personal experience. Maby you are the demon here that needs to be banished! Yes, that's right! You are a demon who is here in diguise!

I would have given you a much more stern infraction if I had known you were speaking to Brother James like that.

Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

[Gerald Gardner]

Re: Hello!

I would have given you a much more stern infraction if I had known you were speaking to Brother James like that.

Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

Do you know who gave me that heretic avatar? Or how i can remove it?

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello!

Originally Posted by Adilene
I got permission from my husband. He is supervising my internet time!

I can't believe how your christian husband could possibly allow you to google heretic symbols/pictures!

Her husband is apparently a loving, caring man who understands her desire to help others save their souls. Maybe one day you can hope to have as good and loving relationship as Adilene and her husband so apparently have. But if I were a sinful betting man, I would not lay odds on it. Your strike against those who would help you to know Jesus, and turn a deaf ear to them. I am amazed at the patience of James, a True Christian, who had devoted many posts here trying to help you find the True Path to our Beloved Lord and Savior and avoid eternal hellfire and damnation. Listen to him.

[Gerald Gardner]

Re: Hello!

I did listen. But they can't expect of me that i read the whole KVJ Bible in a few hours.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

I did listen. But they can't expect of me that i read the whole KVJ Bible in a few hours.

Of course not. I imagine the first time through will take a lad like you at least a month. You'll be here every day, peppering us with questions about God's infinite wisdom and marvelous selfless acts.

[Gerald Gardner]

Re: Hello!

Of course not. I imagine the first time through will take a lad like you at least a month. You'll be here every day, peppering us with questions about God's infinite wisdom and marvelous selfless acts.

But i can't post anywhere except for here.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello!

Do you know who gave me that heretic avatar? Or how i can remove it?

The Lord must have thought it strange you chose the name Gerald Gardner. His ways are infantesimally incomprehensible by mere mortals like myself.

I believe you can remove it. I recommend prayer and adherence to scripture.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello!

Hi everyone!

I'm new to this forum, and thought i could introduce myself.
I'm 16 years old and i'm a christian. I've never read much about god etc, but recently had to read some verses for school.
The bible really caught me and i want to read the whole bible and learn everything about it. And i thought that i could register here for help and to receive new knowledge!

Thx!

Right. Sure you are. That's why you registered under the name of a dead witch.