Hello!

[Gerald Gardner]

Hi everyone!

I'm new to this forum, and thought i could introduce myself.
I'm 16 years old and i'm a christian. I've never read much about god etc, but recently had to read some verses for school.
The bible really caught me and i want to read the whole bible and learn everything about it. And i thought that i could register here for help and to receive new knowledge!

Thx!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello!

Hello Gerald, did you read the forum rules yet and do you promise to follow them without deviation?

Be careful now, we only allow truthful people here.

[Brother Temperance]

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I have to admit that your name makes me suspicious. If having the same name as the senile old fool who dreamt up Wicca isn't a deliberate provocation, it's a very unfortunate coincidence. Still, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for now. What's your favourite Bible verse?

[Gerald Gardner]

Re: Hello!

Hello Gerald, did you read the forum rules yet and do you promise to follow them without deviation?

Be careful now, we only allow truthful people here.

I just read the forum rules . And i hereby promise to follow them without deviation.

P.S. Do you know a link for an online bible?

@Brother Temperance, i guess it's an unfortunate coincidence. Anyway, my favorite verse is this one:
"So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Isaiah 41:10"
I find this one very inspirational, and it gives me hope.

[James Hutchins]

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I just read the forum rules . And i hereby promise to follow them without deviation.

P.S. Do you know a link for an online bible?

@Brother Temperance, i guess it's an unfortunate coincidence. Anyway, my favorite verse is this one:
"So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.
Isaiah 41:10"
I find this one very inspirational, and it gives me hope.

Not sure if I like your smirk.

I certainly do not like the fact that you lie.

[Gerald Gardner]

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Not sure if I like your smirk.

I certainly do not like the fact that you lie.

Well, sorry for using an emoticon.. When am i allowed to use them then?
Anyway, to get back on the smirk. The emoticon is a bit off from what it's supposed to mean. because this is smirking . While i meant this emoticon
; )
Which is just meant to do a 'wink', so please don't feel offended.
Please don't you even dare to suggest that i lie. I just went through the whole "Noobs" please read sticky.

[James Hutchins]

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Well, sorry for using an emoticon.. When am i allowed to use them then?
Anyway, to get back on the smirk. The emoticon is a bit off from what it's supposed to mean. because this is smirking . While i meant this emoticon
; )
Which is just meant to do a 'wink', so please don't feel offended.
Please don't you even dare to suggest that i lie. I just went through the whole "Noobs" please read sticky.

Well Gerald, lets think about what you've written, shall we?

If you are 'winking' at me, please understand I am a True Christian™ and as such, positively not gay. This is not www.GetaHumpingHomer.com so please do not try to 'make' a move on me. I find it offensive.

Well Gerald, when I first asked if you read the rules, you assured me you did and swore in front of God that you never lie. One of the rules states you must be at least 18 years old to be here. You already admitted you are a baby at 16. So to of joined the site, you lied. So Gerald, I will not 'suggest' that you lied, I will declare it in a strong and unwavering voice, one that is clear to all mankind, that you lied before God. Tell me Gerald, what are you going to do about this?

[Gerald Gardner]

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Well Gerald, lets think about what you've written, shall we?

If you are 'winking' at me, please understand I am a True Christian™ and as such, positively not gay. This is not www.GetaHumpingHomer.com so please do not try to 'make' a move on me. I find it offensive.

Well Gerald, when I first asked if you read the rules, you assured me you did and swore in front of God that you never lie. One of the rules states you must be at least 18 years old to be here. You already admitted you are a baby at 16. So to of joined the site, you lied. So Gerald, I will not 'suggest' that you lied, I will declare it in a strong and unwavering voice, one that is clear to all mankind, that you lied before God. Tell me Gerald, what are you going to do about this?

So suddenly winking is gay? Nitpicker.
Anyway, okay i lied about my age. So what?.. You call me a baby, i call you oldy. Couldn't care less, and doesn't hurt.
Whats wrong with me wanting knowledge about jesus?
Seriously, you can't even find anything for -18 nowadays.

[Adilene]

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So suddenly winking is gay? Nitpicker.
Anyway, okay i lied about my age. So what?.. You call me a baby, i call you oldy. Couldn't care less, and doesn't hurt.
Whats wrong with me wanting knowledge about jesus?
Seriously, you can't even find anything for -18 nowadays.

A man winking at another man is truly gay!

[Gerald Gardner]

Re: Hello!

A man winking at another man is truly gay!

Why don't they just remove the emoticon wink option then?

[Gerald Gardner]

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Besides, the wink wasn't meant to be anything related to sex or anything. Why do you even think about that.

The way i meant the wink was in a way of acknowledgement.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Wicca is a horrible disease of a religion, infecting the population faster than even Islam! Wicca was invented in the 1950's by Gerald Gardner, famous homosexual lover of Aleister Crowley. In fact, most of Wicca is a bastardized version of Crowley's Thelema (Satanic sex magick). Some of the rituals and spells they perform are lifted right out of Crowley's own books.

Wicca worships the Devil via nature. Their major holidays are the solstices and equinoxes. On those days they ritually murder a virgin. The blood is then washed all over each other and the human meat consumed. Necrophilia is sometimes also part of their Black Mass.

[Gerald Gardner]

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What the heck is wicca? And i never said that i'm a wicca

[Adilene]

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Besides, the wink wasn't meant to be anything related to sex or anything. Why do you even think about that.

The way i meant the wink was in a way of acknowledgement.

A wink is a totally obscene gesture! I wouldn't allow a man who wasn't my husband to wink at me!

[Gerald Gardner]

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A wink is a totally obscene gesture! I wouldn't allow a man who wasn't my husband to wink at me!

I never asked for your opinion. Go back to your own introduction thread