New Sheep among the Fold

[Shining Light]

Hi, I am Adam and I am of the Pentacostal denomination of the house of the our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I have been a christian since I was 10 (and am now 25). My favorite bible verse is Ephesians 6:10-6:18.

I am honest and open, so please feel free to ask me anything.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: New Sheep among the Fold

Hello Adam.

I'm a little worried about the state of your immortal soul. Pentecostals are one of those groups that manages to get it almost right, but almost being saved just isn't good enough.

"For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." James 2:10

Maybe you can give us a brief summary of your specific church's practices and we can go from there?

[Shining Light]

Re: New Sheep among the Fold

My sincere apologies and thank you for helping me to see that I was taught incorrectly. I do hope that my presence here and learning the Bible and it's teachings in a correct manner would afford me the salvation I desperately need.

When I attended church there (having done so no longer due to me discovering that the "pastor" was both of a mixed race and a closet homosexual) only those of the white descent were allowed to attend. All the women were to sit in the back. We sang songs of God's triumph over the jews and the unclean. The pastor would then attack those possessed by Satan by repetitively hitting them in the head with a bible, (to ensure that it's words penetrated the skull and directly into the mind of said possessed) until they would be touched by God and fall unconscious to the floor.
There would be an offering sent around, and I would provide the requisite 10% of my earnings. I recall we once had a poor family attend, and they refused the offering. We quickly removed them from the church, knowing that this was due to their hidden sin and did not want this to contaminate the rest of the church.
After that offering, I would also donate to the building of an even greater church grounds. Sadly due to Satan and his hindrances, the building was never completed. The only good news coming from there was that around that same time, our Pastor was able to afford a brand new, American made Chevy Corvette. (see how God can triumph over evil in the strangest of ways?)

Among the things I learned when I attended Sunday School were that men dominated over everything, homosexuality is both a sin and a sign of possible possession, women were a necessary evil so that men may procreate and receive clean homes and consistent meals, and that any one other than those that were white, have no soul and will be cast into the lake of eternal fire.
I also learned the importance of looking and dressing better than anyone else there. God notices when we take the time to look our best for him, so if you were out-dressed at church, you were in danger of being sent to hell.

Again, the scandal of our church forced me to leave, and seek refuge from the teachings of a homosexual. I have asked for God's forgiveness, but I feel that he will only listen if I find the True Christian way.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: New Sheep among the Fold

Oh! Well, glad to hear you left the Pentecostal cult then.

Like I said they are one of those groups that are generally correct most of the time, so at least you should already have a better background in Biblical studies than most new converts to the True Christian(tm) way of thinking. Just don't back into the habit of kissing snakes and drinking poison!

You can find a copy of the KJV Bible online here.

Welcome to the forum, Adam!

[Bible Student]

Re: New Sheep among the Fold

My sincere apologies and thank you for helping me to see that I was taught incorrectly. I do hope that my presence here and learning the Bible and it's teachings in a correct manner would afford me the salvation I desperately need.

When I attended church there (having done so no longer due to me discovering that the "pastor" was both of a mixed race and a closet homosexual) only those of the white descent were allowed to attend.

Are you saying he was a negra Catolick priest in disguise? You took the cowards way out. Better to tar and feather him and expunge him from the church rather than allow him to remain and molest the little children. Then and only then should you have left. But it is good that you have finally found God's true church, The Landover Baptist Church. It is a start on your way to becoming a True Christian.

[Shining Light]

Re: New Sheep among the Fold

Are you saying he was a negra Catolick priest in disguise? You took the cowards way out. Better to tar and feather him and expunge him from the church rather than allow him to remain and molest the little children. Then and only then should you have left. But it is good that you have finally found God's true church, The Landover Baptist Church. It is a start on your way to becoming a True Christian.

I left before I could be further contaminated by being in his continued presence. I'm positive that being even another minute around him would've caused me to become a fag whore who gave himself to other men for less than $10. The fear of that drove me instantly from the church. I suspect that he may also have been a terrorist due to his middle eastern background. You see he was both white and of muslim descent.

The idea of being blown up by a fudgepacking jihadist was too much for me.

But I accept your admonishment and will remember to kill all those that do not see as we do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: New Sheep among the Fold

Hi, I am Adam and I am of the Pentacostal denomination of the house of the our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I have been a christian since I was 10 (and am now 25). My favorite bible verse is Ephesians 6:10-6:18.

I am honest and open, so please feel free to ask me anything.

Which bible version do you use? How do you feel about attending a false Christian church?

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[silverspirit2001]

Re: New Sheep among the Fold

I welcome you to the True Church of Christ, as a lowly Initiate myself.

I am glad you managed to free yourself from the pentecostal church, but I believe you must reject your peers for encouraging you to attend that sinful church.

After all, pentecostal is close to pentagram.

ie 5 sided hole, which looks (apparently) like an puckered starfish. And the devil likes that shape. And the place gay black muslim's like to inhabit.



Have you thought of Gods Holy Fire (petroleum) to cleanse your neighbourhood of such evil? Or are all your neighbours catholic - (hence child rapers and Satanists, and would report you to the catholic/pentecostal police).