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Punishment fit for a wife
Please help as I do not know what to do. How do I punish my wife? I found her sitting on a washing machine.
Agent of the Devil, a washing machine
Agent of the Devil, a washing machine
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What is wrong with sitting on a washing machine. I do it when there are lot of clothes to wash or it is moving about.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes. -
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I don't get it. Why would her sitting on the washing machine be a bad thing? As long as she is doing the laundry I don't see the problem of where she sits.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Wait, so "sitting on a washing machine" is some sort of euphemism? That's weird, and if it is, why did you post a picture of a washing machine?Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
"Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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If your wife is on her unclean time, then she should not be in the house anyways. This is why we have menstrual huts for our women.
Leviticus 15:19-20
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
If, however, she is spreading her uncleanness in the house, she should be reprimanded. God makes it clear that children should be scourged with a rod (Proverbs 22:15, Proverbs 23:13), but I'm pretty sure it's okay to use a belt or open hand on your wife.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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I think the problem is with you. Do you always have lustful thoughts when a woman sits down?Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
James 1:14 But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed.Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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No, she was enjoying herself on my washing machine. To make matters worse, she stayed there for the spin cycle.Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
Do you think I should punish her with divorce? Misuse of a washing machine is a relationship outside marriage.
Matthew 5:32
"whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery."Comment
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Did she steal your washing machine? Was she using it without your permisson?Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
Why would a man have a washing machine, anyway? It's used for women's work.
You're not some sort of Freemason cross-dressing pervert who wears dresses and does laundry, are you?!Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Well of course she should have been enjoying herself, she was doing laundry. Personally, I prefer vacuuming, but to each their own.Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
What do you mean she misused the washing machine? Did she put too much or not enough detergent in the load? Did she put your whites in with something red? She probably deserves some stern punishment, but don't you think divorce is a little too severe?
Also, I really don't understand what Matthew 5:32 has to do with anything."Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32
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Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
MyfiveSix Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
An Open Question to All false christians.
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I did not give her permission to sit on it. I have a washing machine so my wife can wash clothes. How else could she get one: she doesn't have money?Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostComment
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Why are you upset over a washing machine. Is the washing machine more manly than you.Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View PostGenesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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What kind of an introduction is that?
Are you a joo or something? Your name sounds like one.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I have now (Jack Chick on Freemasonry).Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
The biggest problem with Jack Chick is he combines bizzare presentation with sound Christian theology. As he says, Christianity is not pantheism. The Christian God is exclusive: all the others are either wrong, evil or a combination of the two.
Thank you for drawing my attention to that.Comment
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