[James Dewitt]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

Why did you spend so much money on a fancy washing machine. This one works just fine, and there is no place to sit.

[Adilene]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

Why did you spend so much money on a fancy washing machine. This one works just fine, and there is no place to sit.

I at one time had to wash my clothes outside. It isn't bad at all. My husband had charity work to do in Mexico back when we were first married. I enjoyed it so much I wish the united states was like that again. We didn't even have a board like that. It was more like a huge rock that was made to look like a gigantic sink. It had a big huge place for water, and it was so fun to wash my clothes, and hang them to dry outside. The only problem here is it's too cold to hang the clothes out to dry. Nice idea though. Wouldn't work for me, as much as I like it to.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

I have now (Jack Chick on Freemasonry).

The biggest problem with Jack Chick is he combines bizzare presentation with sound Christian theology. As he says, Christianity is not pantheism. The Christian God is exclusive: all the others are either wrong, evil or a combination of the two.

Thank you for drawing my attention to that.

Will you now be abandoning Freemasonry?

[Bible Student]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

Why are you upset over a washing machine. Is the washing machine more manly than you.

Oh Lisa, could you please give us guys a warning. I laughed so hard at your reply that I spilled my Diet Cherry and Vanilla Dr. Pepper all over my lap.

[Adilene]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

Oh Lisa, could you please give us guys a warning. I laughed so hard at your reply that I spilled my Diet Cherry and Vanilla Dr. Pepper all over my lap.

Not that you spilled the diet dr. pepper. but because what she said is funny

[Brecht]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

Wait a minute, I'm confused. You found her in the washing machine? Perhaps she didn't understand about how to clean the soul, and she did she does best: use the washing machine.

I don't think you should punish your wife for trying to clean her soul.

[Hiram Abiff]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

You found her in the washing machine?

No, on the washing machine, and, to make matters worse, this was during the spin cycle.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

No, on the washing machine, and, to make matters worse, this was during the spin cycle.

Have you abandoned Freemasonry yet, or are you eager to join your "brothers" in the Lake of Fire for worshipping false gods?

[Lisa H]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

No, on the washing machine, and, to make matters worse, this was during the spin cycle.

Would stop being a little cry baby over this. Just because she enjoys sitting on the washing machine. I guess she gets great pleasure sitting there, thanking God her washing is getting done.

Why don't you go and do something manly like mowing the lawn.

[Hiram Abiff]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

I've removed her from my home, waiting for a divorce on grounds of her having a relationship outside marriage.

Matthew 5:32: "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery."

Can anyone lend me fifty silver shekels?

[Lisa H]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

I've removed her from my home, waiting for a divorce on grounds of her having a relationship outside marriage.

Matthew 5:32: "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery."

Can anyone lend me fifty silver shekels?

What drugs are you taking. You cannot fornicate with a washing machine.

Have you been playing with the vacuum cleaner to much.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

Can anyone lend me fifty silver shekels?

I wouldn't lend a joo money. You have to be kidding.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

No, on the washing machine, and, to make matters worse, this was during the spin cycle.

Does it need to be fixed? Was she attempting to hold the lid closed? Or is it that fancy front loader you showed in your first post. My, she'd need a ladder to get on top of one of those.

I almost convinced Seth to buy me one for the new house, until he saw the price-tag. Basic top loader for me.

Why do you keep saying she was having an affair? Is this why you won't fix her washing machine?

[Lil Rheepy]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

Uhm I gotta question, this is kinda related to this,

my girlfriend always sits on top of our washing machine while looking at me. Is she getting perverted and wants me to do her ?

[Hiram Abiff]

Re: Punishment fit for a wife

Why don't you go and do something manly like mowing the lawn.

Nigras do the fields, gardens and all laboring, especially agricultural laboring. Nigras are a simple country folk, ideally suited to working on the land.

Do you know anything about managing a Christian household?