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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: Punishment fit for a wife

    Why did you spend so much money on a fancy washing machine. This one works just fine, and there is no place to sit.
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    • Adilene
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 332

      #17
      Re: Punishment fit for a wife

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      Why did you spend so much money on a fancy washing machine. This one works just fine, and there is no place to sit.

      I at one time had to wash my clothes outside. It isn't bad at all. My husband had charity work to do in Mexico back when we were first married. I enjoyed it so much I wish the united states was like that again. We didn't even have a board like that. It was more like a huge rock that was made to look like a gigantic sink. It had a big huge place for water, and it was so fun to wash my clothes, and hang them to dry outside. The only problem here is it's too cold to hang the clothes out to dry. Nice idea though. Wouldn't work for me, as much as I like it to.
      “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #18
        Re: Punishment fit for a wife

        Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
        I have now (Jack Chick on Freemasonry).

        The biggest problem with Jack Chick is he combines bizzare presentation with sound Christian theology. As he says, Christianity is not pantheism. The Christian God is exclusive: all the others are either wrong, evil or a combination of the two.

        Thank you for drawing my attention to that.
        Will you now be abandoning Freemasonry?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Bible Student
          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
          With Jesus now.
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2010
          • 2474

          #19
          Re: Punishment fit for a wife

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Why are you upset over a washing machine. Is the washing machine more manly than you.
          Oh Lisa, could you please give us guys a warning. I laughed so hard at your reply that I spilled my Diet Cherry and Vanilla Dr. Pepper all over my lap.
          YiJC, BS

          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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          • Adilene
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 332

            #20
            Re: Punishment fit for a wife

            Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
            Oh Lisa, could you please give us guys a warning. I laughed so hard at your reply that I spilled my Diet Cherry and Vanilla Dr. Pepper all over my lap.
            Not that you spilled the diet dr. pepper. but because what she said is funny
            “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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            • Brecht
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Dec 2010
              • 64

              #21
              Re: Punishment fit for a wife

              Wait a minute, I'm confused. You found her in the washing machine? Perhaps she didn't understand about how to clean the soul, and she did she does best: use the washing machine.

              I don't think you should punish your wife for trying to clean her soul.
              Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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              • Hiram Abiff
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Dec 2010
                • 11

                #22
                Re: Punishment fit for a wife

                Originally posted by Brecht View Post
                You found her in the washing machine?
                No, on the washing machine, and, to make matters worse, this was during the spin cycle.

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #23
                  Re: Punishment fit for a wife

                  Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
                  No, on the washing machine, and, to make matters worse, this was during the spin cycle.
                  Have you abandoned Freemasonry yet, or are you eager to join your "brothers" in the Lake of Fire for worshipping false gods?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #24
                    Re: Punishment fit for a wife

                    Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
                    No, on the washing machine, and, to make matters worse, this was during the spin cycle.
                    Would stop being a little cry baby over this. Just because she enjoys sitting on the washing machine. I guess she gets great pleasure sitting there, thanking God her washing is getting done.

                    Why don't you go and do something manly like mowing the lawn.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Hiram Abiff
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 11

                      #25
                      Re: Punishment fit for a wife

                      I've removed her from my home, waiting for a divorce on grounds of her having a relationship outside marriage.

                      Matthew 5:32: "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery."

                      Can anyone lend me fifty silver shekels?

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #26
                        Re: Punishment fit for a wife

                        Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
                        I've removed her from my home, waiting for a divorce on grounds of her having a relationship outside marriage.

                        Matthew 5:32: "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery."

                        Can anyone lend me fifty silver shekels?
                        What drugs are you taking. You cannot fornicate with a washing machine.

                        Have you been playing with the vacuum cleaner to much.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #27
                          Re: Punishment fit for a wife

                          Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
                          Can anyone lend me fifty silver shekels?
                          I wouldn't lend a joo money. You have to be kidding.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #28
                            Re: Punishment fit for a wife

                            Originally posted by Hiram Abiff View Post
                            No, on the washing machine, and, to make matters worse, this was during the spin cycle.
                            Does it need to be fixed? Was she attempting to hold the lid closed? Or is it that fancy front loader you showed in your first post. My, she'd need a ladder to get on top of one of those.

                            I almost convinced Seth to buy me one for the new house, until he saw the price-tag. Basic top loader for me.

                            Why do you keep saying she was having an affair? Is this why you won't fix her washing machine?
                            Drama queen

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                            • Lil Rheepy
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 1

                              #29
                              Re: Punishment fit for a wife

                              Uhm I gotta question, this is kinda related to this,

                              my girlfriend always sits on top of our washing machine while looking at me. Is she getting perverted and wants me to do her ?

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                              • Hiram Abiff
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 11

                                #30
                                Re: Punishment fit for a wife

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                Why don't you go and do something manly like mowing the lawn.
                                Nigras do the fields, gardens and all laboring, especially agricultural laboring. Nigras are a simple country folk, ideally suited to working on the land.

                                Do you know anything about managing a Christian household?

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