[Firm Believer]

Re: Thoughts for a new prosperous year.

Gosh darn it! Just tell me how to delete this account. I do not want to be treated like a lost child! I LOVE my religion, and I promise you I will not convert. Anyways I believe this site is the cause of me getting odd phone calls and texts throughout the day and night. So just tell me how to get rid of it!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Thoughts for a new prosperous year.

Gosh darn it! Just tell me how to delete this account. I do not want to be treated like a lost child! I LOVE my religion, and I promise you I will not convert. Anyways I believe this site is the cause of me getting odd phone calls and texts throughout the day and night. So just tell me how to get rid of it!

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Thoughts for a new prosperous year.

Uh, if you're getting literal phone calls and texts its not from us.

But maybe you should pick up your spiritual phone that Jesus is calling. He wants you to pick up the receiver and talk to Him. To Him. Jesus is the only mediation we need between us and God.

1st Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;
1st Timothy 2:6 Who gave himself a ransom for all, to be testified in due time.

We will not delete your account because you want to be here. If you really didn't want to be here, you would just close your browser window and never come back. No, you want to stay because you keep hearing Jesus's telephone ring and ring. Don't be afraid to pick it up.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Thoughts for a new prosperous year.

Gosh darn it! Just tell me how to delete this account. I do not want to be treated like a lost child! I LOVE my religion, and I promise you I will not convert. Anyways I believe this site is the cause of me getting odd phone calls and texts throughout the day and night. So just tell me how to get rid of it!

Maybe it's the demons that are angry because you're questioning your Catholicism? Demons tend to get upset when they come into contact with our Holy site. The only cure is Jesus.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Thoughts for a new prosperous year.

I am sorry that my beliefs do not agree with you, but if it bothers you so much than tell me how to delete my account and I shall be gone. We believe in the same God, but we Catholics pray to Mary.

Why would you pray to a dead woman? The Bible tells us that the dead are unknowing until the Resurrection at Judgment. You should know this, particularly since you've placed a quote from Revelation 20 in your signature.

Mary can't hear you, but Jesus can hear you praying to His dead mother, and it makes Him angry because you are disobeying Him:

1 Timothy 2:5
For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;

Doesn't say, "one mediator between God and men, oh and His dead mother can stand in if He is busy", does it?

I came here to praise Him, now seeing that my ways are so impure just tell me how to get rid of this account and I will be on my happy little path to Hell (According to you).

I haven't seen you praising Him at all, just complaining that a Baptist church will not mollycoddle you and tell you it's OK to pray to Jesus' dead mother and pretend that crackers and wine turn into His flesh and blood in your tummy.

I did not come here to be thrashed and told my beliefs are wrong.

Would you rather we lie to you?

Gosh darn it! Just tell me how to delete this account. I do not want to be treated like a lost child!

Why is that? Your precious pedophile-protecting Pope calls all Christians "lost brethren". What, turnabout isn't fair play to you?

I LOVE my religion, and I promise you I will not convert.

That would be the primary difference between you and us. We love Jesus. You love your "religion".

We have a relationship with Jesus and follow all of His Commands. You sin over and over again and "confess" to a man in a dress, then go out and do the exact same thing again next week. That's not repentance; that's insulting Jesus. If you do it again, YOU AREN'T SORRY!

Anyways I believe this site is the cause of me getting odd phone calls and texts throughout the day and night. So just tell me how to get rid of it!

Do you think that the Department of Faith is giving you odd phone calls?

That's really not their style. They are far more discreet in their investigations.

Maybe you gave out your cell number on one of your Craigslist sex ads?