[Stella LaForte]

Re: Hi.

I definitely have morality... I think you should understand who a person is before profiling them.

I admit most Atheists are quite rude and hateful, I am not.

From my experience, atheists are infinitely more polite than all the Christian or Islamic nutjobs out there.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi.

I definitely have morality... I think you should understand who a person is before profiling them.

I admit most Atheists are quite rude and hateful, I am not.

See, once again I have to refer you to THIS sermon. God doesn't give a tinker's damn whether you're rude or sweet.

Also, all atheists lie, so don't think you're fooling anyone here.

[OpenMindedAtheist]

Re: Hi.

See, once again I have to refer you to THIS sermon. God doesn't give a tinker's damn whether you're rude or sweet.

Also, all atheists lie, so don't think you're fooling anyone here.

What if I said all Christians lie?

I am on the exact same level of credibility as you.

A non-existent being that you have no basis to believe in does not make you better.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi.

What if I said all Christians lie?

I am on the exact same level of credibility as you.

A non-existent being that you have no basis to believe in does not make you better.

See? This is exactly what I mean. All atheists are hateful, immoral fools.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi.

I loathe Islam. I believe it is the evil and basis of all the world's conflicts.

There may be hope for you yet.

So, my point is that there is no concrete proof of a credible person (or higher being) that wrote the Bible, which is what all of you refer to. The argument you all hold is that our beautiful world proves God's existence.

Well, as much as I would love to believe that, it just isn't credible nor logical.

So instead, you think it logical to believe that all the matter in the entire universe was compressed into a blob the size
of this dot --> . and it exploded for no apparent reason, creating a universe?

I have a question for you all, too. You believe you are right it what you say, and that Christianity is the true path. But why are you right when so many other religions believe they are just as right?

Christianity is "perfected" Judaism. Judaism is traced back to the beginning of time. How could something else be "right"?

I definitely have morality... I think you should understand who a person is before profiling them.

It is impossible to have morality without God. That is why in some states, you can't even hold political office if you don't believe in God . . . you have no threat of eternal punishment to keep you on the straight and narrow! All you have is "moral relativism".

A non-existent being that you have no basis to believe in does not make you better.

It didn't take you long to begin insulting us and God, did it?

[OpenMindedAtheist]

Re: Hi.

See? This is exactly what I mean. All atheists are hateful, immoral fools.

No, I don't see, actually.

I'm not being hateful, I'm being REASONABLE.

[OpenMindedAtheist]

Re: Hi.

It didn't take you long to begin insulting us and God, did it?

If you took that as an insult, then sir you have some sensitivity issues.

[Janine Walker]

Re: Hi.

If you took that as an insult, then sir you have some sensitivity issues.

I am on the exact same level of credibility as you.

A non-existent being that you have no basis to believe in does not make you better.

I think your issue is you don't bother asking questions such as:
Am I going to Heaven?
Does a lake of fire burn?
What made me insult these holy True Christians™ right after I said that I don't do things like that?
Will God be okay with me when I die for being a homosexual?
Was I really put on Earth just to do as I please and then be graced by God to go to Heaven?
Why do I have to smoke pot to go to sleep?
Why is my mother a drunken harlot?
Why do I call myself open minded when there is irrefutable evidence of God all around us and yet I still manage to deny him?


If you bother asking questions such as those, we will provide a lot of Biblical and scientific evidence to answer your questions. All you have to do is ask and you will receive. If you are who you claim to be, an open minded person, you will quickly surrender yourself to the Lord Jesus Christ.

Janine Walker

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi.

No, I don't see, actually.

I'm not being hateful, I'm being REASONABLE.

In other words, we are unreasonable because we don't reject God, like you do.

If you took that as an insult, then sir you have some sensitivity issues.

If I took being told that I "have no basis to believe" in "a non-existent being" as an insult and an attack on Christianity and on God, then that means I have good reading comprehension.

You aren't very open-minded, are you? You've come into a Christian church's discussion forum to tell us all how stupid we are for believing in "an imaginary skydaddy", right?

[OpenMindedAtheist]

Re: Hi.

I think your issue is you don't bother asking questions such as:
Am I going to Heaven?
Does a lake of fire burn?
What made me insult these holy True Christians™ right after I said that I don't do things like that?
Will God be okay with me when I die for being a homosexual?
Was I really put on Earth just to do as I please and then be graced by God to go to Heaven?
Why do I have to smoke pot to go to sleep?
Why is my mother a drunken harlot?
Why do I call myself open minded when there is irrefutable evidence of God all around us and yet I still manage to deny him?


If you bother asking questions such as those, we will provide a lot of Biblical and scientific evidence to answer your questions. All you have to do is ask and you will receive. If you are who you claim to be, an open minded person, you will quickly surrender yourself to the Lord Jesus Christ.

Janine Walker

You basically just said you have no idea what you're talking about. Congratulations.

You are saying you only "know" what to say when a certain question is asked...

[Janine Walker]

Re: Hi.

You basically just said you have no idea what you're talking about. Congratulations.

You are saying you only "know" what to say when a certain question is asked...

What I was saying is you don't even know what you're doing here.

You're obviously here to seek guidance of some sort and to do that we must know more about you and you must be open minded. You must be willing to ask yourself and others questions to enlighten your heart and mind.

In Jesus, Janine Walker

[Brett_L]

Re: Hi.

Openmindedatheist, did you read the rules before introducing yourself?

[quotet]You are saying you only "know" what to say when a certain question is asked... [/quote]

The Bible tells us what we should know. It has all the facts and instructions you need on this life. I suggest you open it up, upon doing so you will find the answers you seek.

[OpenMindedAtheist]

Re: Hi.

You all know this site is satire, too, right?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi.

Do you think there is something funny about following the Word of God?

I suppose you laugh at the 78% Christian majority in the US. You know, the people who just snatched the House of Representatives out of Demoncrat control?

[Stella LaForte]

Re: Hi.

You all know this site is satire, too, right?

How dare you try to corrupt us with your heathen nonsense? You don't have to take out your anger at your homersexuality on us here at Landover. Quite frankly, your prescence here is a disgrace.