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  • Miss muslimdestroyer
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2011
    • 12

    #1

    Hi everyone

    Hello everyone! I'm a young lady just trying to find her way and I'm so glad I found this site because even though I'm trying so hard, I think the more help I can get from you big strong experienced guys the better. I seem to have already been labelled unfairly as going to rot in hell, I'm a lot more vulnerable and innocent than people think (I don't think being frustrating should be frowned upon), so I guess the more help I get and the quicker the better, so don't be shy in helping this young lady follow the right path
    Sexually frustrated virgin, trying very hard to be a good Christian girl. All help appreciated.
  • Brother Helge
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 1074

    #2
    Re: Hi everyone

    Welcome to our friendly forum.

    You state that your a virgin, so I assume that your not married.

    How old are you, what church do you attend and do you bake good pies?
    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
    John 8:32

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: Hi everyone

      Originally posted by Miss muslimdestroyer View Post
      Hello everyone! I'm a young lady just trying to find her way and I'm so glad I found this site because even though I'm trying so hard, I think the more help I can get from you big strong experienced guys the better. I seem to have already been labelled unfairly as going to rot in hell, I'm a lot more vulnerable and innocent than people think (I don't think being frustrating should be frowned upon), so I guess the more help I get and the quicker the better, so don't be shy in helping this young lady follow the right path
      Welcome young lady. Don't think that we are harsh, we aren't. Its just the truth that well you are most likely going to HELL. That's not to say that you can not change that outcome.
      Now where are we in our discussion of the sexual acts that you have done with many fruits and vegetables? The grapes still have me a bit confused. YIC James

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hi everyone

        Originally posted by Miss muslimdestroyer View Post
        Hello everyone! I'm a young lady just trying to find her way and I'm so glad I found this site because even though I'm trying so hard, I think the more help I can get from you big strong experienced guys the better. I seem to have already been labelled unfairly as going to rot in hell, I'm a lot more vulnerable and innocent than people think (I don't think being frustrating should be frowned upon), so I guess the more help I get and the quicker the better, so don't be shy in helping this young lady follow the right path
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