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  • SarahWeiben
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    • Jan 2011
    • 24

    #1

    Hello!

    Hello,
    My name is Sara Weiben. I am 19 years old and I just so happened to come across this lovely site! I was raised Catholic by my family until one day I realized that the Catholic religion is just AWFUL and false..I tried to talk my parents about it, but they still did not understand how horrible it is! But when I stumbled onto this site I realized that this is how all religions should be!
    I am very intreasted in learning more about the true God, and I don't want to be eternally damned with all those evil murders and liars!!
    Can you please help me find salvation???
  • Janine Walker
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 420

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by SarahWeiben View Post
    Hello,
    My name is Sara Weiben. I am 19 years old and I just so happened to come across this lovely site! I was raised Catholic by my family until one day I realized that the Catholic religion is just AWFUL and false..I tried to talk my parents about it, but they still did not understand how horrible it is! But when I stumbled onto this site I realized that this is how all religions should be!
    I am very intreasted in learning more about the true God, and I don't want to be eternally damned with all those evil murders and liars!!
    Can you please help me find salvation???
    Welcome! Nice to have more females around here .

    What is your favorite Bible passage? How many kids do you have and do you have any brothers that were molested by cathlick priests?

    Oh, and to answer your last question.. Can you pick up a KJV1611 Bible and read it?

    Yours Truly, Janine Walker

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    • SarahWeiben
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      • Jan 2011
      • 24

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
      Welcome! Nice to have more females around here .

      What is your favorite Bible passage? How many kids do you have and do you have any brothers that were molested by cathlick priests?

      Oh, and to answer your last question.. Can you pick up a KJV1611 Bible and read it?

      Yours Truly, Janine Walker

      Thank you so much for the warm welcome!
      I guess you can call me ol' fashioned because I am a personal fan of John 3:16
      I do not have any children because I am not married yet
      I have 2 brothers..now that you say something when they come back from church (confession), they do always seem quieter...

      And is that all it takes? My parents told me, that if I ever turned from the Catholic faith that I would burn in hell for eternity..and as for reading it, that I have done quite a bit.. but I almost feel guilty for turning away from my old religion.

      I know now what I must do! If you would please excuse me, I will lock myself in my room and read the KJV1611 until all my guilt is gone..It must be the devil tempting me!! Please pray for me, and that I may defeat Satan and his power over me.

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      • shelanie
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        • Sep 2010
        • 11

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by SarahWeiben View Post
        Hello,
        My name is Sara Weiben. I am 19 years old and I just so happened to come across this lovely site! I was raised Catholic by my family until one day I realized that the Catholic religion is just AWFUL and false..I tried to talk my parents about it, but they still did not understand how horrible it is! But when I stumbled onto this site I realized that this is how all religions should be!
        I am very intreasted in learning more about the true God, and I don't want to be eternally damned with all those evil murders and liars!!
        Can you please help me find salvation???

        OH COMEON!!! Hell won't be that bad! It'll be nice and toasty warm....

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by shelanie View Post
          OH COMEON!!! Hell won't be that bad! It'll be nice and toasty warm....
          Why don't you go turn on your oven to 500 degrees then go crawl inside for a while. Then come tell us how "comfortable" it is.

          Anyways, welcome, Sarah, to God's Favorite Forum(tm). You may want to say the sinner's prayer...

          Dear Jesus,

          Please forgive me for being disgusting, unworthy unsaved scum. I have sinned repeatedly against you and I was even born into sin because of Adam and Eve's rebellion. Oh, sweet merciful Jesus, thank you for not letting me getting death like I deserve, but instead been given the chance to repent and accept you as my Lord. Oh sweet Jesus, I kneel before you, eager for you, craving your love. I want you inside of me so bad. Please enter me, Jesus. Fill me up with your grace. Please, please.

          Amen.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • for the love of Fsm
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2011
            • 37

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by SarahWeiben View Post
            Thank you so much for the warm welcome!
            I guess you can call me ol' fashioned because I am a personal fan of John 3:16
            I do not have any children because I am not married yet
            I have 2 brothers..now that you say something when they come back from church (confession), they do always seem quieter...

            And is that all it takes? My parents told me, that if I ever turned from the Catholic faith that I would burn in hell for eternity..and as for reading it, that I have done quite a bit.. but I almost feel guilty for turning away from my old religion.

            I know now what I must do! If you would please excuse me, I will lock myself in my room and read the KJV1611 until all my guilt is gone..It must be the devil tempting me!! Please pray for me, and that I may defeat Satan and his power over me.

            please please please please dont allow them to brainwash you into this crap
            there is no such thing as hell. IF there is a god he would not create you so that you may burn for eternity.. Don't be scared into believing that non-sense..
            Think for yourself above everything and you will see truth.
            Truer then any man made book that is filled with out dated information on how to live life. With fairy tales and folklore because all it offers is a means to control you. Don't listen to these people. All it takes is a quick read of some of the threads they have and it quickly becomes apparent how foolish these people are..
            They believe things like murder is ok as long as there not a true christian. Any one who does not believe the same things as them they consider scum and because some book tells them its ok they believe that they would be protected by god if they were to murder.
            They make terrile insuations about people like me, all because I don't believe the same things that they do. In truth the reason I am here is because I find it apalling the way that they live. That they try and control society and mold it to fit there theorys is absurd.
            IF there is a god he or she, or whatever god might be, loves you.
            You do not need a book to give you moral codes to live by. You know wrong and you know right. Just think about it and it becomes apparent. The only information they go on is a book, that they have ABSOLUTELY no clue wether or not that book is true or something completely fabricated.

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            • SarahWeiben
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2011
              • 24

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Why don't you go turn on your oven to 500 degrees then go crawl inside for a while. Then come tell us how "comfortable" it is.

              Anyways, welcome, Sarah, to God's Favorite Forum™. You may want to say the sinner's prayer...

              Dear Jesus,

              Please forgive me for being disgusting, unworthy unsaved scum. I have sinned repeatedly against you and I was even born into sin because of Adam and Eve's rebellion. Oh, sweet merciful Jesus, thank you for not letting me getting death like I deserve, but instead been given the chance to repent and accept you as my Lord. Oh sweet Jesus, I kneel before you, eager for you, craving your love. I want you inside of me so bad. Please enter me, Jesus. Fill me up with your grace. Please, please.

              Amen.
              Thank you soo much for helping me deal with that rude person Rev. Jim..

              I just got out of my room where I read the KJV1611 to help me get through this roadblock in my life..As I finished up with the readings and said the sinner's prayer (thank you very much by the way ) I felt a HUGE weight lifted off my shoulders and I see clearly now the terrible life I have lived, and that I don't deserve eternal salvation. But through Jesus Christ I can live again!!!!
              PRAISE JESUS!!!!!!

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              • Janine Walker
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2010
                • 420

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by SarahWeiben View Post
                Thank you soo much for helping me deal with that rude person Rev. Jim..

                I just got out of my room where I read the KJV1611 to help me get through this roadblock in my life..As I finished up with the readings and said the sinner's prayer (thank you very much by the way ) I felt a HUGE weight lifted off my shoulders and I see clearly now the terrible life I have lived, and that I don't deserve eternal salvation. But through Jesus Christ I can live again!!!!
                PRAISE JESUS!!!!!!
                You read the entire KJV1611 in about thirty minutes?

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                • SarahWeiben
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 24

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by for the love of Fsm View Post
                  please please please please dont allow them to brainwash you into this crap
                  there is no such thing as hell. IF there is a god he would not create you so that you may burn for eternity.. Don't be scared into believing that non-sense..
                  Think for yourself above everything and you will see truth.
                  Truer then any man made book that is filled with out dated information on how to live life. With fairy tales and folklore because all it offers is a means to control you. Don't listen to these people. All it takes is a quick read of some of the threads they have and it quickly becomes apparent how foolish these people are..
                  They believe things like murder is ok as long as there not a true christian. Any one who does not believe the same things as them they consider scum and because some book tells them its ok they believe that they would be protected by god if they were to murder.
                  They make terrile insuations about people like me, all because I don't believe the same things that they do. In truth the reason I am here is because I find it apalling the way that they live. That they try and control society and mold it to fit there theorys is absurd.
                  IF there is a god he or she, or whatever god might be, loves you.
                  You do not need a book to give you moral codes to live by. You know wrong and you know right. Just think about it and it becomes apparent. The only information they go on is a book, that they have ABSOLUTELY no clue wether or not that book is true or something completely fabricated.

                  Don't fear for me, I was brainwashed but through the word of GOD.. I AM SAVED!!!
                  And God did not create us to burn for eternity, but we made that choice (Woman-Eve- falling into sin and then dragging Man-Adam) We deserve to burn in hell, but through God's grace we are saved if we truly believe in him and his word. I do see the truth! I see how awful my life has been, and how good it will be, now that I've accepted God into myself.
                  The BIBLE is not a manmade book! IT IS THE TRUE WORD OF GOD!

                  Maybe you should take the time to think about YOUR life, and hopefully see the truth.

                  I will pray for you.

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                  • Janine Walker
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 420

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by for the love of Fsm View Post
                    please please please please dont allow them to brainwash you into this crap
                    there is no such thing as hell. IF there is a god he would not create you so that you may burn for eternity.. Don't be scared into believing that non-sense..
                    Think for yourself above everything and you will see truth.
                    Truer then any man made book that is filled with out dated information on how to live life. With fairy tales and folklore because all it offers is a means to control you. Don't listen to these people. All it takes is a quick read of some of the threads they have and it quickly becomes apparent how foolish these people are..
                    They believe things like murder is ok as long as there not a true christian. Any one who does not believe the same things as them they consider scum and because some book tells them its ok they believe that they would be protected by god if they were to murder.
                    They make terrile insuations about people like me, all because I don't believe the same things that they do. In truth the reason I am here is because I find it apalling the way that they live. That they try and control society and mold it to fit there theorys is absurd.
                    IF there is a god he or she, or whatever god might be, loves you.
                    You do not need a book to give you moral codes to live by. You know wrong and you know right. Just think about it and it becomes apparent. The only information they go on is a book, that they have ABSOLUTELY no clue wether or not that book is true or something completely fabricated.
                    Come'on pal, who is she going to believe? The guy who says his great grand-father doesn't exist or the people who have proven time and time again God is real? Ya'll atheists better go back to where you came from(your mother's basement.)

                    Yours In Christ, Janine Walker

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                    • SarahWeiben
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 24

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                      You read the entire KJV1611 in about thirty minutes?

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                      I didn't read the whole thing silly!! I read a few verses (1 John 1:9 Colossians 1:22 Romans 3:23 Romans 5:9 ect.) and just prayed for God to show me the truth, and I told him how sorry I am and that I don't deserve to be with him in paradise, and he showed me the truth.

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                      • for the love of Fsm
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 37

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Originally posted by Janine Walker View Post
                        Come'on pal, who is she going to believe? The guy who says his great grand-father doesn't exist or the people who have proven time and time again God is real? Ya'll atheists better go back to where you came(your mother's basement.)

                        Yours In Christ, Janine Walker
                        oh shut up stop trying to insult me you radical nim wit....
                        You cannot comprehend anything that I say, your intellectual limitations are EXCEEDINGLY obvious.
                        Never once did I say that but of course with your comprehension skills I guess I was asking for you to be so stupid with my comments.
                        Who is she going to believe? I hope she listens to her heart, and her mind. At the very least I hope she understands what you people stand for is WRONG on every level.
                        Does she understand that the bible looks down on woman severely?
                        That according to the bible woman are less intelligent then men?
                        (which by the way society is currently disproving that as 57% of woman are college students versus men)
                        Does she know that the bible states if an intruder should break into your home the men should offer the woman to be RAPED?
                        To top it all off after the men willingly allow the woman to be raped they then should proceed to BURN them for being whores!
                        RIDICULOUS!

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                        • SarahWeiben
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 24

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by for the love of Fsm View Post
                          oh shut up stop trying to insult me you radical nim wit....
                          You cannot comprehend anything that I say, your intellectual limitations are EXCEEDINGLY obvious.
                          Never once did I say that but of course with your comprehension skills I guess I was asking for you to be so stupid with my comments.
                          Who is she going to believe? I hope she listens to her heart, and her mind. At the very least I hope she understands what you people stand for is WRONG on every level.
                          Does she understand that the bible looks down on woman severely?
                          That according to the bible woman are less intelligent then men?
                          (which by the way society is currently disproving that as 57% of woman are college students versus men)
                          Does she know that the bible states if an intruder should break into your home the men should offer the woman to be RAPED?
                          To top it all off after the men willingly allow the woman to be raped they then should proceed to BURN them for being whores!
                          RIDICULOUS!

                          I have listened to my heart, and my heart has shown me the right path to take Matthew 7:13-14. I am aware of that but that is because WOMAN caused MAN to fall into sin, and woman is made from man.

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                          • Janine Walker
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 420

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by for the love of Fsm View Post
                            I hope she listens to her heart, and her mind.

                            Proverbs 16:9

                            A man’s heart deviseth his way: But the Lord directeth his steps.


                            I hope she listens to her footsteps, because clearly God led her to Salvation™ by guiding her to these forums. Now go tell your babysitter you are acting up on the internet and to stop being a harlot over the telephone!

                            Yours With Christ, Janine Walker

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                            • Dutch Girl
                              Unsaved trash - God mocking whore
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 283

                              #15
                              Re: Hello!

                              Originally posted by for the love of Fsm View Post
                              You cannot comprehend anything that I say, your intellectual limitations are EXCEEDINGLY obvious.
                              As are yours...


                              Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                              - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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