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  • I are crazy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2011
    • 18

    #1

    Hello

    Hello my name is Dale Smilksi and have been reading the forums for quite some time now. I reckon that I am unsaved and am very uncertain as to why you all gots these ideas in your heads that to be saved we has to be true christians?
    Right now I think ya'll are crazy, who knows maybe time will change that though?
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello

    What church do you attend? How old are you?

    Please tell us about yourself, let us welcome you True Christian(tm) style.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • I are crazy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2011
      • 18

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      What church do you attend? How old are you?

      Please tell us about yourself, let us welcome you True Christian™ style.
      Well I dont go to church see. Now I do have a bible and I read it every now and then and well i suppose they have some good messages.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello

        What do you want here, heathen? This is a Christian forum.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • I are crazy
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2011
          • 18

          #5
          Re: Hello

          aww shoot I just want to talk and well i suppose see what ya'll have to say is all. Don't gotta be mean to me, i aint done you no harm, if ya want me to go i reckon i will.

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          • Jedediah
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Fisher of Men
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2010
            • 6824

            #6
            Re: Hello

            What kind of name is that? Where are you from, son?

            You acknowledge that you are an unrepentant sinner fast-tracking it to an eternity in the lake of fire. That's a good start; we can work with that. Tell us... what manner of sin and depredation do you wallow in?
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • I are crazy
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jan 2011
              • 18

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
              What kind of name is that? Where are you from, son?

              You acknowledge that you are an unrepentant sinner fast-tracking it to an eternity in the lake of fire. That's a good start; we can work with that. Tell us... what manner of sin and depredation do you wallow in?
              aww well shucks I dont think im that bad

              You see im a good man and my heart is true. The lord knows this!

              I love all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EdaLfJjDuE

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
                aww well shucks I dont think im that bad

                You see im a good man and my heart is true. The lord knows this!
                It does not matter how many good works you do. The Bible states that only those with faith will be allowed into Heaven. You could feed a million orphans, bring peace to the Middle East, and cure cancer, but if you're not a True Christian(tm) you will burn in Hell for all of eternity.

                John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
                John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                Romans 1:17 For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

                Romans 3:28 Therefore we conclude that a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.

                Titus 3:5 Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost;


                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                • I are crazy
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Pastor so if i believe i am saved?

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
                    Pastor so if i believe i am saved?
                    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                    Isaiah 64:6 But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
                    Drama queen

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                    • I are crazy
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      well that there is great news! sheesh here i am worried sick about where i spend eternity and i already believe. aint that something? tthanks to ya'll im not so worried anymore!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
                        Pastor so if i believe i am saved?
                        Without sincere repentance, there can be no Salvation(r).
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • I are crazy
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 18

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Without sincere repentance, there can be no Salvation®.
                          I pray to god, and he talks to me..

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                          • Rebuko the Clown
                            The Friendliest Clown in Town™
                            Proud recovering ex-alcoholic, ex-addict, and ex-convict
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 197

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
                            I pray to god, and he talks to me..
                            Sure....
                            But hey, fitting user name for ya!

                            We'll see over time if you are being honest. Although, I'd sooner trust leaving my bike unlocked in a negro neighborhood.


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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by I are crazy View Post
                              I pray to god, and he talks to me..
                              How do you know it's God?

                              2 Corinthians 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light.
                              Drama queen

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