[Joel On a Bike]

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God Himself has said in the good book to be as "Wise as serpents and gentle as doves". We use the devils own weapon against himself by using the internet to spread His Word.

Excellent. I usually listen to the bible podcast.

[Joel On a Bike]

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I also listen to Conway twitty while riding....if god was a singer he'd sound like Mr. Twitty....that's for sure!

[Brother Harold Porter]

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I also listen to Conway twitty while riding....if god was a singer he'd sound like Mr. Twitty....that's for sure!

Please do not blaspheme our Lord.

Conway Twitty was a foul, philandering God-mocker. Promoting masturbation with "Slow Hand", violent anal-rape with "I'd Love To Lay You Down", and blasphemy with "Jesus Was A Soul Man".

You could not choose more reprehensible scum to listen to.

In Christ

[Joel On a Bike]

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I actually never noticed till I looked up the lyrics to those songs. My friend William gave me his cd and I thought it had a catchy sound to it. Now I know it's full of bad things. He also gave me a cd by a musical group named "steel panther". Have you heard of them before? I hadnt. What horrible music!! I brought it to our weekly book burning at my church and I tossed that wretched music in! I'll be doing the same with Mr. Twitty's cd now.

[Hank]

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I actually never noticed till I looked up the lyrics to those songs. My friend William gave me his cd and I thought it had a catchy sound to it. Now I know it's full of bad things. He also gave me a cd by a musical group named "steel panther". Have you heard of them before? I hadnt. What horrible music!! I brought it to our weekly book burning at my church and I tossed that wretched music in! I'll be doing the same with Mr. Twitty's cd now.

We're not interested in nigra music pal.

Tell us how you came to Jesus. Whats your favorite Bible verse?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Hank,

Im sorry as well

Hope to be forgiven

Also that was French not Spanish Jim Osbourn

Whatever, it's all moonspeak anyways. Also, it's Reverend Jim Osborne to you.

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by azzamatt
Hank,

Im sorry as well

Hope to be forgiven

Also that was French not Spanish Jim Osbourn

Whatever, it's all moonspeak anyways. Also, it's Reverend Jim Osborne to you.

I'm just sitting here stunned that he called you Spanish Jim Osbourn instead of using your proper dignified appellation and spelling your name correctly just as it appears in all your heart warming posts. Surely he is under the influence of something. And I think that something is sulfur and brimstone.

[Hank]

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Surely he is under the influence of something. And I think that something is sulfur and brimstone.

I think he's had one too many satanic homersexual orgies.

[Cursed]

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what are you some sort of faggit?

we speak AMERICAN on these here forums, speak it or leave.

Jesus himself reads these forums you know.

Mr. Hank, I am not a faggit of any sort.

I am willing to prove this with any female not grossly deformed under 200 pounds with vigor and gusto. Actually, I would LOVE to prove it, please arrange this as soon as possible.

I sincerely apologize for my inability to speak proper American, as I am an ignorant savage; I am only here at the mercy of True Christians, being a filthy waste of flesh before THE LORD.

Thank you for your Holy rebuke and attention, sir.

[Hank]

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I am willing to prove this with any female not grossly deformed under 200 pounds with vigor and gusto. Actually, I would LOVE to prove it, please arrange this as soon as possible.

Do I look like a pimp to you?

I know thats not what you meant, being a True Christian(tm) of course I forgive you. The Good Lord has told us to forgive in Matthew 6:14 For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you.

And I'm in need of a LOT of forgiveness these days...