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  • OnlyOurLord
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2011
    • 2

    #1

    Hi Everyone :)

    I've been looking at many of the threads and realized that this is the perfect place for me! We must take back America anyway we have to, keep God's working alive and strong!

    Hope y'all welcome me with open arms like Jesus has
  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #2
    Re: Hi Everyone

    Hello friend! Landover is indeed a shining beacon of hope for what America will one day become, God willing of course!

    Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? What's your name, your favorite bible verse, what church you go to, how many sons have you sired, and what is your favorite pie?
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

    An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
    Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
    My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
    Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
    An Open Question to All false christians.

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    • OnlyOurLord
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2011
      • 2

      #3
      Re: Hi Everyone

      I can't wait for God to shine his light down and take away all of the darkness in this world (Obama)!

      My name is Bruce Wayne and I attend the New American Church in Gothem. This has to be my favorite verse, it really feels like Jesus is whispering in my ears when I read it

      “Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen. And he has given us this command: Anyone who loves God must also love their brother and sister.” - 1 John 4:20-21

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #4
        Re: Hi Everyone

        Originally posted by OnlyOurLord View Post
        My name is Bruce Wayne and I attend the New American Church in Gothem.
        And I am the Easter bunny and I lay golden eggs...
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Lycia The Repentant
          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 2019

          #5
          Re: Hi Everyone

          Originally posted by OnlyOurLord View Post
          I can't wait for God to shine his light down and take away all of the darkness in this world (Obama)!

          My name is Bruce Wayne and I attend the New American Church in Gothem. This has to be my favorite verse, it really feels like Jesus is whispering in my ears when I read it

          “Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen. And he has given us this command: Anyone who loves God must also love their brother and sister.” - 1 John 4:20-21
          Well Bruce, in addition to quoting the heretical NIV instead of the Godly KJV, you also seem to share many similarities with a popular comic book character!

          Or did you think True Christians(tm) are totally ignorant of popular culture?
          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

          An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
          Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
          My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
          Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
          An Open Question to All false christians.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: Hi Everyone

            Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
            .......
            Or did you think True Christians™ are totally ignorant of popular culture?
            He was and we aren't!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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