Hello There!

[Gods Hand!]

Hello everyone, my name is Peter, a.k.a Gods Hand! for it will come down from the skies to banish the unbelievers!
I'm employed as a cook for Baptist weddings/birthdays/meetings and so on. I love to work with The Lord his creations in nature and prepare it, bless it and serve it to other humble servants and soldiers of the Lord!

Currently I'm on the frontlines of the Holy War between good and evil, yes brothers and sisters, it's Amsterdam (The Netherlands). God has cursed this place and so have I. But someone has to be here to open people their eyes and I will keep on doing this until the day The Lord takes me to his paradise up above!

''Trust in the LORD with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths straight."
Proverbs 3:5-6

KEEP THE FAITH, KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY, KEEP YOUR HANDS OF THE KIDS!

Praise you all!

Peter

PS. I should apologize to God and Pastor Ezekiel, for my comment in the 'Why God hates France' topic, and for the deeds I spoke off. It is true, but happend a long time ago. God has forgiven me for I didn't know better at that time.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Hello There!

Your username is a tad presumptious. Tell us more about yourself.
What Church do you attend?
How many offspring have you sired?
How did Jesus bring you here?
Have you ever done anything unspeakable to any part of the menu whilst in charge of food production?
How old are you?
Have you been Baptised?
Do you handle food fondly or is it just a chore?

YIC, McUinnean

[Gods Hand!]

Re: Hello There!

Forgive me, I didn't mean to let it sound that way.
1. There is one Baptist church in this by God forgotten city, but since I have my doubts in their believes I don't go there very often. I am forced to pray with my colleagues/friends anywhere and anytime we can. Praying in your livingroom instead of Church is not something to be proud of. But trust me, neither is going to a fake Churches here.

2. So far none, it's not my primary objective now. I have sinned in the past, now it is my duty to dedicate my life to Gods will. At the moment The Lord wants me to save people from their sins. As Amsterdam is the paradise for scum, liars, murderers, dopeheads and so on I've got my hands full. One day, when I've regain my privileges The Lord will let me have a wife and children.

3. Jesus brought me here to tell people at the home front about what needs to be done to purify this world. Also to keep my head up, it can be hard sometimes to proceed when your work is not appreciated and it seems endless. Therefor Jesus gave me hope, a view of a better world.. here on this forum!

4. Trust me, I use pure products, treat them properly and serve dishes of Gods taste.

5. I'm 20 years old.

6. Yes, I have

7. It's something I love, it's something The Lord gave me the skills for. So yes, I assure you you won't have to worry about eating my dishes.

I hope I've informed you enough, if not, let me know.

Peter

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello There!

Hello! Sorry for the late welcome, I was busy lecturing a man after Church today on the importance of not mixing fabrics.

Forgive me, I didn't mean to let it sound that way.
1. There is one Baptist church in this by God forgotten city, but since I have my doubts in their believes I don't go there very often. I am forced to pray with my colleagues/friends anywhere and anytime we can. Praying in your livingroom instead of Church is not something to be proud of. But trust me, neither is going to a fake Churches here.

Anything is better than a fake Church, maybe you should look into building yourself a prayer closet? You'll be away from prying eyes, and you can pray in the way you feel most comfortable. I usually get quite worked up whenever I use mine, I come out sweating like a fat negress after a game of shooting hoops!

God has forgiven me for I didn't know better at that time.

You'll only really know whether he has forgiven you if the gates of Heaven open wide when you arrive. Stick around here, learn what the LORD demands of you and you are Guaranteed Salvation(c)! The good people of Landover have been saving souls since 1620.

KEEP THE FAITH, KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY, KEEP YOUR HANDS OF THE KIDS!

Amen.

Listen sonny, I'm setting you some homework; Go out into Amsterdam, wade through the masses of whores and fornicating sluts that inhabit your disgusting hellhole of a country - find one, good, pure virgin of whom you must marry and start making children for GOD. Be fruitful and multiply, ASAP! (Genesis 1:28)

[Gods Hand!]

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Anything is better than a fake Church, maybe you should look into building yourself a prayer closet? You'll be away from prying eyes, and you can pray in the way you feel most comfortable. I usually get quite worked up whenever I use mine, I come out sweating like a fat negress after a game of shooting hoops!

A very good idea brother, I will start right away! I was indeed very bothered praying in the 'church' here. Because the Baptist community is so small here, the Baptist church bows down for the catliks and such. Also the church is beeing used by whores, homeless queer junkies, monkeyman and so on as a shelter. Simply because they're too lazy to work and get their own apartment. It's making me sick

You'll only really know whether he has forgiven you if the gates of Heaven open wide when you arrive. Stick around here, learn what the LORD demands of you and you are Guaranteed Salvation©! The good people of Landover have been saving souls since 1620.

Also a 100 percent true, I thank you for correcting me.

Listen sonny, I'm setting you some homework; Go out into Amsterdam, wade through the masses of whores and fornicating sluts that inhabit your disgusting hellhole of a country - find one, good, pure virgin of whom you must marry and start making children for GOD. Be fruitful and multiply, ASAP! (Genesis 1:28)

The holy KJV Bible does indeed demmands it from me, I will head out into the streets, see if I can find myself a woman clean, smart and pure enough to support the greater cause and BABIEES!

[WinnerNotSinner]

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A very good idea brother, I will start right away! I was indeed very bothered praying in the 'church' here. Because the Baptist community is so small here, the Baptist church bows down for the catliks and such. Also the church is beeing used by whores, homeless queer junkies, monkeyman and so on as a shelter. Simply because they're too lazy to work and get their own apartment. It's making me sick

It must be hard, Brother. If you can find one or two others also sprinting along the race track to Salvation(c) then you might be better forming a prayer circle, or gathering enough money for a first class ticket away from AmsterDamned.

[Dutch Girl]

Re: Hello There!

AmsterDamned.

Which is a great movie by the way!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: Hello There!

Which is a great movie by the way!

I wouldn't know. Don't you have plates to wash, missy?

[Gods Hand!]

Re: Hello There!

Here we go.. As if I haven't given enough examples yet!

Anyway, I'm afraid leaving Amsterdam is not an option. The Lord had put me here with a mission, one that I will not abandon. It would have been great though..

[Dutch Girl]

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I wouldn't know. Don't you have plates to wash, missy?

Nope, here in the civilized world we have dish washers for that.

[Janine Walker]

Re: Hello There!

Nope, here in the civilized world we have dish washers for that.

Are those dishwashers Messicans named Pedro?

[Brother V]

Re: Hello There!

Nope, here in the civilized world we have dish washers for that.

I don't understand the image in your signature.

Why should North Dakota "Holla"?

YIC
v

[Gods Hand!]

Re: Hello There!

No Brother V, it's 'Holland'.. a country, not 'Holla ND'. But there's not really a need for knowing that, because Holland is the new babylon!