HERMAPHRODITE?

[Hell_elujah]

Intriguing....

Genesis 1:27

So God created human beings in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them

So, this makes God a HERMAPHRODITE.

Anyone know any others?


Hell_elujah

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: HERMAPHRODITE?

See, that's exactly why you can't trust a non-KJV Bible! What you are reading is a poor translation. Here is the actual verse.

Gen. 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

God (a He) created Man (also a he) in His image. And women really do look alot like men, if you think about it. Sure they might be built a little different and have different plumbing down there, but they look essentially like us.

[Praise bee]

Re: HERMAPHRODITE?

well that told you Hell_elujah. We all know God is a caucasian old man with a big white beard, a manly smell and a charisma to match Tony Blair. Or is that Santa Claus, I do get confused. Only Santa smiles as much as Tony Blair I suppose but neither of them earn as much as Tony. I've got it, Tony and God make wars whilst Santa makes December worthwhile.

[Abigail]

Re: HERMAPHRODITE?

Intriguing....

Genesis 1:27

So God created human beings in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them

So, this makes God a HERMAPHRODITE.

Anyone know any others?


Hell_elujah

You see newbies like yourself come in here and rudely ignore the request made at the top of the forum. (The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.)

Instead you post drivel for your introduction and then expect to be welcomed with open arms. Go flame another site.

well that told you Hell_elujah. We all know God is a caucasian old man with a big white beard, a manly smell and a charisma to match Tony Blair. Or is that Santa Claus, I do get confused. Only Santa smiles as much as Tony Blair I suppose but neither of them earn as much as Tony. I've got it, Tony and God make wars whilst Santa makes December worthwhile.

And its newbies like you who post these ridiculous things that make no sense and have no founding in the Bible whatsoever and then get all upset when we 1) Ignore you 2) Tell you that you are wrong or 3) Ban you.

We would love to get to know you both better so please Hell_elujah post a proper introduction or leave and Praise bee kindly refrain from talking nonsense.

[Praise bee]

Re: HERMAPHRODITE?

Abi, did you get out of bed the wrong side, what kind of welcome is this? An invitation to speak nonsense, which chapter to start with - choices choices.

[Bible Student]

Re: HERMAPHRODITE?

Abi, did you get out of bed the wrong side, what kind of welcome is this? An invitation to speak nonsense, which chapter to start with - choices choices.

That is very forward of you inquiring about Abigail's bedroom habits. What business is it of yours what she does in the privacy of her own bedroom? Are you hitting on her too? First it was a pass at Sister Talitha and now Abigail? Are you a lesbianismist?

[Praise bee]

Re: HERMAPHRODITE?

I presume you mean lesbian-bigamist, a most intriguing state to get back on thread. But no, in answer to your somewhat depraved if highly entertaining question.

[Bible Student]

Re: HERMAPHRODITE?

I presume you mean lesbian-bigamist, a most intriguing state to get back on thread. But no, in answer to your somewhat depraved if highly entertaining question.

Mind your manners here, Unsaved Trash. True Christians(tm) never ask a "somewhat depraved if highly entertaining question".

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: HERMAPHRODITE?

well that told you Hell_elujah. We all know God is a caucasian old man with a big white beard, a manly smell and a charisma to match Tony Blair. Or is that Santa Claus, I do get confused. Only Santa smiles as much as Tony Blair I suppose but neither of them earn as much as Tony. I've got it, Tony and God make wars whilst Santa makes December worthwhile.

This is a Christian church's discussion forum, not a Tammy Bruce lesbian love-fest.

Buzz off, insect.