Hello

[Goat Farmer]

Hello friends, I'm just new here. A brother from up north.

Peace, Love, Light, and Discernment

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Hello

Not much of an introduction, is it? How old are you? What church do you go to? What's your favorite Bible verse. Kick off your shoes and open up to us.

[Elijah71]

Re: Hello

Good morning and welcome to God's forum. I've heard that they do pretty filthy things up in North, is it true?

You can still be saved, and that's the reason you are here. We can help you through this, but you should first take a look on King James AUTHORIZED Bible, the original translation.

Do you go Church every Sunday? Can you handle your wife filthiness? Are you lewd? Even if you answered yes to every question, you shouldn't worry. You can still be saved by accepting Jesus Christ and The Father Himself, MIGHTY God! You have to follow bible from word to word or there is no access to Heaven.

God bless America, His favourite country!

[Goat Farmer]

Re: Hello

I am eighteen years of age. The last church I attended was Northview Community church. My favorite bible verse is Genesis 3:2-6, KJV. Oh I also like Genesis 1:28,29.

[Goat Farmer]

Re: Hello

Good morning and welcome to God's forum. I've heard that they do pretty filthy things up in North, is it true?

You can still be saved, and that's the reason you are here. We can help you through this, but you should first take a look on King James AUTHORIZED Bible, the original translation.

Do you go Church every Sunday? Can you handle your wife filthiness? Are you lewd? Even if you answered yes to every question, you shouldn't worry. You can still be saved by accepting Jesus Christ and The Father Himself, MIGHTY God! You have to follow bible from word to word or there is no access to Heaven.

God bless America, His favourite country!

What kind of filthy things do you mean? Canada is a pretty clean country. Oh I was also thinking to myself, where does it say in the bible that united states of america is god's favorite country?

[BelieverInGod]

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I am eighteen years of age. The last church I attended was Northview Community church. My favorite bible verse is Genesis 3:2-6, KJV. Oh I also like Genesis 1:28,29.

So you're from Abbotsford? Is "goat" a euphemism for BC-Bud?

Northview isn't what I would call a Fundamental Church.

• They run the ALPHA program
• They're fuzzy bunny "god is love"
• God loves everyone

Well at least you don't accept homers.

[Elijah71]

Re: Hello

What kind of filthy things do you mean? Canada is a pretty clean country. Oh I was also thinking to myself, where does it say in the bible that united states of america is god's favorite country?

God is very clear:

Matthew 17:8 And when they had lifted up their eyes, they saw no man, save JesUS only.Psalms 20:9 Save, LORD: let the king hear US when we call.
There is couple examples... there is more if you still won't believe.

[Goat Farmer]

Re: Hello

So you're from Abbotsford? Is "goat" a euphemism for BC-Bud?

Northview isn't what I would call a Fundamental Church.

• They run the ALPHA program
• They're fuzzy bunny "god is love"
• God loves everyone

Well at least you don't accept homers.

Nope I've never heard anybody call weed goat. My friend wants to go to an Alpha meeting this week actually. I actually am very accepting of homosexuals. I have a homosexual uncle and have met many respectable and interesting homosexual people.

[Goat Farmer]

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God is very clear:

Matthew 17:8 And when they had lifted up their eyes, they saw no man, save JesUS only.Psalms 20:9 Save, LORD: let the king hear US when we call.
There is couple examples... there is more if you still won't believe.

Yeah using an unoriginal translation to cite your claim in a simple grammatical coincidence whilst altering capitalization to attempt to make contextual significance.

[Lycia The Repentant]

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Yeah using an unoriginal translation to cite your claim in a simple grammatical coincidence whilst altering capitalization to attempt to make contextual significance.

Friend, please remember that Elijah is still unsaved trash, so please take any scriptural references he makes with a grain of salt.

However, what exactly is your issue with the KJV Bible? It is the only translation that perfectly preserves God's Word.

[Goat Farmer]

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Friend, please remember that Elijah is still unsaved trash, so please take any scriptural references he makes with a grain of salt.

However, what exactly is your issue with the KJV Bible? It is the only translation that perfectly preserves God's Word.

Because it is not the original translation that the original writers composed the bible of. If you want to believe in a bible that has evolved over a millennium that is fine with me. I choose to not believe that it was much more than a book regarding an ancient mythological story.

[PetitionLady]

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Nope I've never heard anybody call weed goat. My friend wants to go to an Alpha meeting this week actually. I actually am very accepting of homosexuals. I have a homosexual uncle and have met many respectable and interesting homosexual people.

Welcome friend. What do you find so "interesting" about people who have chosen hell for all of eternity?

[Elijah71]

Re: Hello

Friend, please remember that Elijah is still unsaved trash, so please take any scriptural references he makes with a grain of salt.

However, what exactly is your issue with the KJV Bible? It is the only translation that perfectly preserves God's Word.

I have made Sin. God, i'm asking for forgiveness.
I wil also punish myself later today, because of this horrible Sin i have inside me.

Praise the LORD!

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
Friend, please remember that Elijah is still unsaved trash, so please take any scriptural references he makes with a grain of salt.

However, what exactly is your issue with the KJV Bible? It is the only translation that perfectly preserves God's Word.

Because it is not the original translation that the original writers composed the bible of. If you want to believe in a bible that has evolved over a millennium that is fine with me. I choose to not believe that it was much more than a book regarding an ancient mythological story.

What in the world are you going on about? What does that even mean, "it is not the original translation that the original writers composed the bible of."

In your imaginary world what exactly was the original translation? The first translation of the Hebrew Bible, the Old Testament was in Greek. The first translation of the Greek New Testament was in Old Latin (not Jerome's Latin Vulgate). However the only God approved translation was into English and it was known as the 1611 King James Bible.

Oh, and a little hint around these parts. You are Unsaved Trash. Sister Lycia is a True Christian(tm). Do not ever contradict her or any other True Christian while we tolerate your presence here at Landover Baptist Church.

[Goat Farmer]

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Welcome friend. What do you find so "interesting" about people who have chosen hell for all of eternity?

I don't believe they are destined for 'hell', they experience that on earth thanks to christians. And as for choice, who would choose to be gay?