Hello

[NiceBoy]

I am a nice Boy named Nick. i love wife and my kids. they are my world, i joined this forum so i could become a better Christian.

HELP

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello

Welcome to our friendly family forum!

Why do you want to become a better Christian? What is wrong at the moment that needs improvement?

[NiceBoy]

Re: Hello

You see good sir. My dear wife and me have a kid on the way and she says we need to go to church and learn about the bible and sir i don't know anything about it to be completely honest.

[James Hutchins]

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You see good sir. My dear wife and me have a kid on the way and she says we need to go to church and learn about the bible and sir i don't know anything about it to be completely honest.

Well, until your wife will give you enough money to buy a Bible (note the capital "B"), use this resource:http://www.biblegateway.com/

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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You see good sir. My dear wife and me have a kid on the way and she says we need to go to church and learn about the bible and sir i don't know anything about it to be completely honest.

I'm just guessing here, but imagine that you "don't know anything about" quite a lot of things.

What SPECIFICALLY brought you to us today, my rather confused friend?

[NiceBoy]

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I'm just guessing here, but imagine that you "don't know anything about" quite a lot of things.

What SPECIFICALLY brought you to us today, my rather confused friend?

See sir, i googled Baptist Church Forum and this came up. i am hoping to learn about the church can you help me please?


excuse my bad spelling people.

[TheLordSavedMe]

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See sir, i googled Baptist Church Forum and this came up. i am hoping to learn about the church can you help me please?


excuse my bad spelling people.

Hi Boy

Actually, you spell really good! But I think there's something wrong with your keyboard, because your SHIFT key seems to only work like about half the time.

Anyways, nice to meet you! God bless!



Tammi

[NiceBoy]

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Well, until your wife will give you enough money to buy a Bible (note the capital "B"), use this resource:http://www.biblegateway.com/

Thank you James

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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See sir, i googled Baptist Church Forum and this came up. i am hoping to learn about the church can you help me please?


excuse my bad spelling people.

Yeesh, this is like pulling teeth! WHY did you use your Googler to search for a Baptist Church Forum? You must have some specific questions, right?

. . . ."can you help me please" is just a tad on the vague side buddy. Ask an actual question and I bet you'll get an answer!

[NiceBoy]

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Yeesh, this is like pulling teeth! WHY did you use your Googler to search for a Baptist Church Forum? You must have some specific questions, right?

. . . ."can you help me please" is just a tad on the vague side buddy. Ask an actual question and I bet you'll get an answer!

See sir i googled this to learn about how to be a good christian because my wife wants me to be a good role model. i'm am sorry sir if i'm giving you a hard time at this point i don't have any specific questions besides....

How Can i be a good Christian Role Model to my kids and my future child?

[Nobar King]

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See sir, i googled Baptist Church Forum and this came up.

Well, you came to the right place. It's no accident that Landover Baptist Church is the first search result for Baptist Church Forum! This is the largest and most successful church forum, ever.

[James Dewitt]

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WASSUP, what it is, what it was ,what it shall be? Tell me Niceboy have you Praised Jesus today? I love Jesus, a day with out Jesus is just plain HELL.

Son how often do you choke your chicken. Its OK you can tell us the truth, after all Jesus is always watching.

[NiceBoy]

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WASSUP, what it is, what it was ,what it shall be? Tell me Niceboy have you Praised Jesus today? I love Jesus, a day with out Jesus is just plain HELL.

Son how often do you choke your chicken. Its OK you can tell us the truth, after all Jesus is always watching.

Before i answer your questions James why do you have a pedophile next to your name?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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See sir i googled this to learn about how to be a good christian because my wife wants me to be a good role model. i'm am sorry sir if i'm giving you a hard time at this point i don't have any specific questions besides....

How Can i be a good Christian Role Model to my kids and my future child?

Well, I would say that you should get yourself a King James 1611 version Bible and follow every word of it to the letter. And since you can't seem to come up with any questions, let me ask you a few:

Do you correct your wife and kids physically when they sass you or blaspheme against God?

Do you have a separate area of your house where your wife stays when she is on her period?

Do you associate with any non-Christians?

Do you eat shellfish?

Have you ever been to church with either a sore or a large scab anywhere on your body?

Have you ever masturbated?

[James Dewitt]

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Before i answer your questions James why do you have a pedophile next to your name?

Son do you wear glasses? Next to my name it says True Christian. I am not to sure where you read pedophile, have you heard something about me? Damn Catliks are always spreading rumors.