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  • #1

    Please excuse all my postings..

    This will be the final one. My wedding, which I have been looking forward to for a while, has just been cancelled. After taking Uncle James' quiz on if your fiance is a homer, I found out that my fiance fills almost 9-10 of the 20 signs....James says that he most likely wanted to marry me to look normal to the world.. So I will be moving home with my parents to start new..again But I'll find myself a True Christian husband this time and not a homer!
    I am sorry for having wasted your time on my dumb postings. I just am not sure what exactly to do now.
    Thank you for your time.
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    Re: Please excuse all my postings..

    Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
    This will be the final one. My wedding, which I have been looking forward to for a while, has just been cancelled. After taking Uncle James' quiz on if your fiance is a homer, I found out that my fiance fills almost 9-10 of the 20 signs....James says that he most likely wanted to marry me to look normal to the world.. So I will be moving home with my parents to start new..again But I'll find myself a True Christian husband this time and not a homer!
    I am sorry for having wasted your time on my dumb postings. I just am not sure what exactly to do now.
    Thank you for your time.
    Bye!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Bye!
      I'm not leaving the site..I meant this is the last thread I'm going to start..
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      • #4
        Re: Please excuse all my postings..

        Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
        This will be the final one. My wedding, which I have been looking forward to for a while, has just been cancelled. After taking Uncle James' quiz on if your fiance is a homer, I found out that my fiance fills almost 9-10 of the 20 signs....James says that he most likely wanted to marry me to look normal to the world.. So I will be moving home with my parents to start new..again But I'll find myself a True Christian husband this time and not a homer!
        I am sorry for having wasted your time on my dumb postings. I just am not sure what exactly to do now.
        Thank you for your time.
        I aint no homer an I'm looking for a wife
        Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

        GOD HATES FAGS
        Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
        DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

         WHITE AND PROUD

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        • #5
          Re: Please excuse all my postings..

          Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
          I'm not leaving the site..I meant this is the last thread I'm going to start..
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          Well, you are merely a female and I rarely read a females posts because they are usually full of mindless dribble (like this one of yours). I only read this one because Pastor Ezekiel quoted it (and if he noticed it, it is certainly worth my time too).
          You have made other posts? Why? Do you have your fathers permission to be posting here and be on the internet?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #6
            Re: Please excuse all my postings..

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Well, you are merely a female and I rarely read a females posts because they are usually full of mindless dribble (like this one of yours). I only read this one because Pastor Ezekiel quoted it (and if he noticed it, it is certainly worth my time too).
            Exactly the same here Brother James. And I'm only posting because as I was reading this thread my retarded 14 year old half eskimo son saw Lizzy's avatar pic, and commented that she's 'purdy'. Then he soiled himself in more than one way.

            Lizzy, now that you are no longer betrothed, how do you feel about hooking up with a retarded 14 year old Canadian half Eskimo with questionable hygiene? It's a step up from the homer you almost married.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Well, you are merely a female and I rarely read a females posts because they are usually full of mindless dribble (like this one of yours). I only read this one because Pastor Ezekiel quoted it (and if he noticed it, it is certainly worth my time too).
              You have made other posts? Why? Do you have your fathers permission to be posting here and be on the internet?
              Why of course I have my fathers permission! What kind of woman would I be if I didnt ask my father first!? I do not wish to know. And I am sorry that my comments are mindless...I cannot help it.
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              • #8
                Re: Please excuse all my postings..

                Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
                Why of course I have my fathers permission! What kind of woman would I be if I didnt ask my father first!? I do not wish to know. And I am sorry that my comments are mindless...I cannot help it.
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                Earlier, you emphatically stated you lived on your own and did not need your fathers permission to do anything. I checked with Miss Cookie in the Church office, there is still no slip on file for you.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • #9
                  Re: Please excuse all my postings..

                  Aw, don't let these Mens get you down, Lizzie. You'll bag one of them yet
                  PS I think this one likes you! You GO, girl! RRRRRowwwwr!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Please excuse all my postings..

                    Originally posted by LizzyP View Post
                    This will be the final one. My wedding, which I have been looking forward to for a while, has just been cancelled. After taking Uncle James' quiz on if your fiance is a homer, I found out that my fiance fills almost 9-10 of the 20 signs....James says that he most likely wanted to marry me to look normal to the world.. So I will be moving home with my parents to start new..again But I'll find myself a True Christian husband this time and not a homer!
                    I am sorry for having wasted your time on my dumb postings. I just am not sure what exactly to do now.
                    Thank you for your time.
                    Do not forget to pray to God and to read the Holy Bible!
                    Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
                    The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Earlier, you emphatically stated you lived on your own and did not need your fathers permission to do anything. I checked with Miss Cookie in the Church office, there is still no slip on file for you.
                      I do not remember saying I do not need my fathers permission...if I did I am sorry because I do not do much without consulting him first..I did live on my own near my fiance but I got both his and my fathers permission before hand. Is there something that he needs to fill out for me to post here?
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                      • #12
                        Re: Please excuse all my postings..

                        You need to contact Miss Cookie and have her FedEx collect, the forms to your Father or he can swing by the Church office and fill them out in person.
                        Make sure he has his birth certificate, passport, two witnesses who have known him at least 20 years and to be sure to bring a notary (Miss Cookies expired in December and Alfred Kings wife is holding up her renewal).
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Please excuse all my postings..

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          Aw, don't let these Mens get you down, Lizzie. You'll bag one of them yet
                          PS I think this one likes you! You GO, girl! RRRRRowwwwr!
                          He even looks like hes got cat ears on too.

                          LizzyP i like womens too if cat ears doesn't do it for you
                          Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV

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                          • #14
                            Re: Please excuse all my postings..

                            Originally posted by JustGotSaved View Post
                            He even looks like hes got cat ears on too.

                            LizzyP i like womens too if cat ears doesn't do it for you
                            Oh my, I think I need to start a thread that's going to get me in trouble.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #15
                              Re: Please excuse all my postings..

                              Originally posted by Hank View Post
                              I aint no homer an I'm looking for a wife
                              My father says that we should meet up...When is the soonest you can? He wants to talk.

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