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[AndrewStn]

Hi I am new here. I got the welcome letter and noticed that it says I should use good grammay because Jesus said so. I was immediately very interested! Where in The Bible does He say such a thing?
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[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Andrew, interesting the first words out of your mouth are to question Jesus.

What exactly is 'grammay'? Is that your grandfather s wife?

Tell me Andrew, have you read the Bible? Is it full of typos, spelling errors and grammatical mistakes?

[AndrewStn]

Welcome Andrew, interesting the first words out of your mouth are to question Jesus.

What exactly is 'grammay'? Is that your grandfather s wife?

Tell me Andrew, have you read the Bible? Is it full of typos, spelling errors and grammatical mistakes?

Haha, whoops. I have read The Bible and you're right, it has no mistakes but all books have mistakes.
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[AndrewStn]

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Haha, whoops. I have read The Bible and you're right, it has no mistakes but all books have mistakes.
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Sorry, I meant all books have no mistakes. Grammatically at least.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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Sorry, I meant all books have no mistakes. Grammatically at least.

What?? Sorry, ...I mean what??

[AndrewStn]

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What?? Sorry, ...I mean what??

OK, honestly? Are you guys actually full grown men? The first "man" made fun of my typo and had a typo of his own and you just plain aren't making any sense. I sure wish there was an edit button.

[James Hutchins]

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Haha, whoops. I have read The Bible and you're right, it has no mistakes but all books have mistakes.
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Sorry, I meant all books have no mistakes. Grammatically at least.

Are you on drugs son? You need to get your mind right with Jesus.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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OK, honestly? Are you guys actually full grown men? The first "man" made fun of my typo and had a typo of his own and you just plain aren't making any sense. I sure wish there was an edit button.

I sure wish there was one too.

I genuinely had no idea what your 2nd and 3rd posts were supposed to mean.
Seriously.

They didn't make the slightest bit of sense. This has nothing to do with grownmanliness sonny, it's just plain simple coherency.

(I'll add a 'haha!' and a 'lol' so you can understand this.)

[James Hutchins]

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OK, honestly? Are you guys actually full grown men? The first "man" made fun of my typo and had a typo of his own and you just plain aren't making any sense. I sure wish there was an edit button.

I made a mistake? Where?

I only pointed it out because you come here, first post and accused God of making mistakes. What gives YOU the right to judge Him?

We make plenty of sense, it is tough to dummy it down for our typical visitor like you. We try to keep it real simple so the power of the Gods Majesty does not scare you away. We want to slather you with Gods love and show our deep and penetrating devotion. won't that be nice?

[AndrewStn]

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You said fill instead of full, but I guess you changed it.

There are no complex ideas that you can dumb down in The Lords world, didn't apply in my high school science class, everything makes perfect sense. You just aren't coming off as the nicest of people, first impressions are hard to make so don't worry, I forgive you.
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[James Hutchins]

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You said fill instead of full, but I guess you changed it.

There are no complex ideas that you can dumb down in The Lords world, didn't apply in my high school science class, everything makes perfect sense. You just aren't coming off as the nicest of people, first impressions are hard to make so don't worry, I forgive you.
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OK, honestly? Are you guys actually full grown men? The first "man" made fun of my typo and had a typo of his own and you just plain aren't making any sense. I sure wish there was an edit button.

Now Andrew, are you calling people liars?

We are extremely nice people. I think you need to read the Bible to understand Gods Word(c). We only need Gods forgiveness when we sin but as True Christians(tm) those days are long past.

Tell me about your personal relationship with our Saviour, Jesus Christ.

[AndrewStn]

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I didn't say he was lying, it seems as though you assume him to be lying though.

What are the (tm) and (c) characters after certain words supposed to mean by the way?

My relationship with Jesus is a very personal one. My family is not overly religious so I have learned to accept that not all people will accept Jesus as their savior and that trying to push religion on people is often a futile battle, like a father trying to convince his son to eat his vegetables. Because of this, my relationship with Jesus has been kept to myself.
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[Godsgrace]

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My relationship with Jesus is a very personal one. My family is not overly religious so I have learned to accept that not all people will accept Jesus as their savior and that trying to push religion on people is often a futile battle... Because of this, my relationship with Jesus has been kept to myself.
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Excuse me, but this makes no sense to me. Jesus Christ commands us in Matthew 28:19-20 to

"Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen."

Why would you keep that to yourself? Is this not in direct rebellion to God's will?

[James Dewitt]

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I didn't say he was lying, it seems as though you assume him to be lying though.

What are the ™ and © characters after certain words supposed to mean by the way?

My relationship with Jesus is a very personal one. My family is not overly religious so I have learned to accept that not all people will accept Jesus as their savior and that trying to push religion on people is often a futile battle, like a father trying to convince his son to eat his vegetables. Because of this, my relationship with Jesus has been kept to myself.
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(TM) and (R) are classified by the DoF and are on a need to know basis.
If you do not already know then you are not classified to know.

[James Hutchins]

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I didn't say he was lying, it seems as though you assume him to be lying though.

What are the ™ and © characters after certain words supposed to mean by the way?

My relationship with Jesus is a very personal one. My family is not overly religious so I have learned to accept that not all people will accept Jesus as their savior and that trying to push religion on people is often a futile battle, like a father trying to convince his son to eat his vegetables. Because of this, my relationship with Jesus has been kept to myself.
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No Andrew, you inferred people were lying, that was not very Christian of you, was it?
1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

Predestination

Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.

Proverbs 16:4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Acts 13:48 And when the Gentiles heard this, they were glad, and glorified the word of the Lord: and as many as were ordained to eternal life believed.

Romans 8:29 For whom he did foreknow, he also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of his Son, that he might be the firstborn among many brethren.
Romans 8:30 Moreover whom he did predestinate, them he also called: and whom he called, them he also justified: and whom he justified, them he also glorified.
Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?

Romans 9:11 (For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth; )

Romans 9:21 Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?

2nd Timothy 1:9 Who hath saved us, and called us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us in Christ Jesus before the world began,

2nd Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
2nd Thessalonians 2:12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
2nd Thessalonians 2:13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

Ephesians 1:4 According as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love:
Ephesians 1:5 Having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will,

John 6:64 But there are some of you that believe not. For Jesus knew from the beginning who they were that believed not, and who should betray him.
John 6:65 And he said, Therefore said I unto you, that no man can come unto me, except it were given unto him of my Father.

Jude 1:4 For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ.

John 15:16 Ye have not chosen me, but I have chosen you, and ordained you, that ye should go and bring forth fruit, and that your fruit should remain: that whatsoever ye shall ask of the Father in my name, he may give it you.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
(When was The Book of Life written? From the beginning of Time?)

I cannot for the life of me understand why you could possibly be ashamed of your deep and fufilling relationship with Jesus. There is nothing wrong with a young boy looking up to a wisened old soul, a man who can comfort you, one that understands your needs and has the answers to questions an inquisitive boy may have.

When I think of Jesus, I