I'm new?

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: I'm new?

I also love animals and books.

Tell me, what do you think of this Harry Potter book fad? Is it as popular and people make out?

My Pastor says anyone who reads it will be thrown to the very depths of the pits of Hell, no matter what age they are. Can you imagine some silly 8 year old child getting burned alive for just being stupid enough to reading a book? Personally I blame the parents for letting them. Letting a child read a Potter book should be classed as child-abuse. What are your opinions?

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: I'm new?

I love the color purple.

Never watched that movie. Didn't a Joo Direct it??

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

Not married.
Men are intimidated... >.<

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

I think we need more info to make sense of that.
Are you armed? Do you care for some kind of rabid retards? Or are they tasty and you've got polar bears mooching around for munchables?




OK. So you're not blind. Whoopee for you.



I think you'd be better off saying more than that. Pretty pathetic as introductions go.

Do you have your guardian's permission to be here?
Why have you chosen such a pretentious username?
Tell us about yourself and what special needs school you went to.
What's your favourite Bible verse?

Armed? Goodness, not at all. I protect people with the stength of my soul. And I meant, I love the night, but I still follow God despite my morbid nature, love for the other things like moonlit water, nocturnal animals, etc.
More? Okay. I an unshakeable, and I love the color purple. I also love animals and books. Any knowledge I can aquire is wonderful. I love corsets and lace. ._.
My name? Oh, there's a song called The Saint. It's pretty cool
I already said a Bible verse up there. Psalm.

Special needs? Pft. If anything, I need to get into a more advanced school... Yikes. The education programs these days are HORRIBLY tedious. And yet some normal people are barely passing... Tsk, tsk.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I'm new?

I'm a young woman

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I'm new?

:O Oh, I'm sorry! Please excuse my short temper.

I'm a young woman who guards people I care for.

I think we need more info to make sense of that.
Are you armed? Do you care for some kind of rabid retards? Or are they tasty and you've got polar bears mooching around for munchables?

Well, might I add. And I follow God in the sunlight, and the moonlight.

OK. So you're not blind. Whoopee for you.

That's all I can really say.

I think you'd be better off saying more than that. Pretty pathetic as introductions go.

Do you have your guardian's permission to be here?
Why have you chosen such a pretentious username?
Tell us about yourself and what special needs school you went to.
What's your favourite Bible verse?

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

You watch your tongue you insolent young twerp. Don't come on here to troll or disrespect True Christians or you'll be out of here faster than a greased walrus on skis.



Now introduce yourself. And remember your manners.

:O Oh, I'm sorry! Please excuse my short temper.

I'm a young woman who guards people I care for. Well, might I add. And I follow God in the sunlight, and the moonlight. That's all I can really say.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I'm new?

o.o
But I wasn't talking about John Lennon, was I?
No.
I was talking about what we're taught from God himself.
Duh.

You watch your tongue you insolent young twerp. Don't come on here to troll or disrespect True Christians or you'll be out of here faster than a greased walrus on skis.



Now introduce yourself. And remember your manners.

[The Saint]

Re: I'm new?

o.o
But I wasn't talking about John Lennon, was I?
No.
I was talking about what we're taught from God himself.
Duh.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: I'm new?

He was also sent to HELL early for his depraved sinfulness, and he is currently there, in the Lake of Fire, burning and burning and burning.

[Captain_Asshat]

Re: I'm new?

Hello.
I guess I'm a "noob" on this forum, but I'd like to see around the forum.
I don't really go to church, but I'm going to go soon again.
I believe love is what we're taught, that God and Jesus teach us to "love thy neighbor as you do yourself".
I wish to hear from people about anything they want to say on this thread.

Psalm 23:6
Only goodness and kindness follow me all the days of my life...

Friend, someone else once said "All you need is love". Can you guess who it was? I'll give you a clue, it certainly wasn't Jesus.

It was a man named was John Lennon. He also said he was "bigger than Jesus", smoked pot, married a chink, fornicated in public, worshipped false idols, and converted to Buddhism.

[The Saint]

Hello.
I guess I'm a "noob" on this forum, but I'd like to see around the forum.
I don't really go to church, but I'm going to go soon again.
I believe love is what we're taught, that God and Jesus teach us to "love thy neighbor as you do yourself".
I wish to hear from people about anything they want to say on this thread.

Psalm 23:6
Only goodness and kindness follow me all the days of my life...