I'm new?

[The Saint]

Hello.
I guess I'm a "noob" on this forum, but I'd like to see around the forum.
I don't really go to church, but I'm going to go soon again.
I believe love is what we're taught, that God and Jesus teach us to "love thy neighbor as you do yourself".
I wish to hear from people about anything they want to say on this thread.

Psalm 23:6
Only goodness and kindness follow me all the days of my life...

[Captain_Asshat]

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Hello.
I guess I'm a "noob" on this forum, but I'd like to see around the forum.
I don't really go to church, but I'm going to go soon again.
I believe love is what we're taught, that God and Jesus teach us to "love thy neighbor as you do yourself".
I wish to hear from people about anything they want to say on this thread.

Psalm 23:6
Only goodness and kindness follow me all the days of my life...

Friend, someone else once said "All you need is love". Can you guess who it was? I'll give you a clue, it certainly wasn't Jesus.

It was a man named was John Lennon. He also said he was "bigger than Jesus", smoked pot, married a chink, fornicated in public, worshipped false idols, and converted to Buddhism.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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He was also sent to HELL early for his depraved sinfulness, and he is currently there, in the Lake of Fire, burning and burning and burning.

[The Saint]

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o.o
But I wasn't talking about John Lennon, was I?
No.
I was talking about what we're taught from God himself.
Duh.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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o.o
But I wasn't talking about John Lennon, was I?
No.
I was talking about what we're taught from God himself.
Duh.

You watch your tongue you insolent young twerp. Don't come on here to troll or disrespect True Christians or you'll be out of here faster than a greased walrus on skis.



Now introduce yourself. And remember your manners.

[The Saint]

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You watch your tongue you insolent young twerp. Don't come on here to troll or disrespect True Christians or you'll be out of here faster than a greased walrus on skis.



Now introduce yourself. And remember your manners.

:O Oh, I'm sorry! Please excuse my short temper.

I'm a young woman who guards people I care for. Well, might I add. And I follow God in the sunlight, and the moonlight. That's all I can really say.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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:O Oh, I'm sorry! Please excuse my short temper.

I'm a young woman who guards people I care for.

I think we need more info to make sense of that.
Are you armed? Do you care for some kind of rabid retards? Or are they tasty and you've got polar bears mooching around for munchables?

Well, might I add. And I follow God in the sunlight, and the moonlight.

OK. So you're not blind. Whoopee for you.

That's all I can really say.

I think you'd be better off saying more than that. Pretty pathetic as introductions go.

Do you have your guardian's permission to be here?
Why have you chosen such a pretentious username?
Tell us about yourself and what special needs school you went to.
What's your favourite Bible verse?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm a young woman

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[The Saint]

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I think we need more info to make sense of that.
Are you armed? Do you care for some kind of rabid retards? Or are they tasty and you've got polar bears mooching around for munchables?




OK. So you're not blind. Whoopee for you.



I think you'd be better off saying more than that. Pretty pathetic as introductions go.

Do you have your guardian's permission to be here?
Why have you chosen such a pretentious username?
Tell us about yourself and what special needs school you went to.
What's your favourite Bible verse?

Armed? Goodness, not at all. I protect people with the stength of my soul. And I meant, I love the night, but I still follow God despite my morbid nature, love for the other things like moonlit water, nocturnal animals, etc.
More? Okay. I an unshakeable, and I love the color purple. I also love animals and books. Any knowledge I can aquire is wonderful. I love corsets and lace. ._.
My name? Oh, there's a song called The Saint. It's pretty cool
I already said a Bible verse up there. Psalm.

Special needs? Pft. If anything, I need to get into a more advanced school... Yikes. The education programs these days are HORRIBLY tedious. And yet some normal people are barely passing... Tsk, tsk.

[The Saint]

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Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

Not married.
Men are intimidated... >.<

[Captain_Asshat]

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I love the color purple.

Never watched that movie. Didn't a Joo Direct it??

[Captain_Asshat]

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I also love animals and books.

Tell me, what do you think of this Harry Potter book fad? Is it as popular and people make out?

My Pastor says anyone who reads it will be thrown to the very depths of the pits of Hell, no matter what age they are. Can you imagine some silly 8 year old child getting burned alive for just being stupid enough to reading a book? Personally I blame the parents for letting them. Letting a child read a Potter book should be classed as child-abuse. What are your opinions?

[The Saint]

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Tell me, what do you think of this Harry Potter book fad? Is it as popular and people make out?

My Pastor says anyone who reads it will be thrown to the very depths of the pits of Hell, no matter what age they are. Can you imagine some silly 8 year old child getting burned alive for just being stupid enough to reading a book? Personally I blame the parents for letting them. Letting a child read a Potter book should be classed as child-abuse. What are your opinions?

Purple is a color...
And the book fads? They're representative of people's taste in reading material. Personally, I think that it isn't the BOOK turning young girls into harlots, but the corporate minds who create sick disgusting toys and use J.K Rowling's work as a scapegoat. Sickening. I read Harry Potter, I'll admit, and I loved it. It was a wonderful story.
But here's the thing.
It's JUST A STORY.
People need to calm down and stop pointing fingers at the poor book. If anything, point fingers at the dollar. That's what's causing such sickening things to become, such as a "vibrating broom stick"? What sicko thinks of that?
Oh, right.
Toy companies looking for money.
NOT the book, or its author.

[Nobar King]

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Are you a terrorist sympathizer? Because if you are, then I cannot associate with you.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I read Harry Potter, I'll admit, and I loved it. It was a wonderful story.
But here's the thing.
It's JUST A STORY.

That's a naive outlook, you must admit. Don't you know the power of stories to compel? There once was a disillusioned Austrian fellow who wrote a story about his life. It was called Mein Kampf, maybe you heard of it? Yea, it kind of changed people's thinking and history right along with it. Even completely fictional stories can transform the world. Look at the Qu'ran for instance. People strap bombs to their chest and walk over to the bus stop without ever having the intention of making it across town because a fictional story told them they have to kill infidels and will be rewarded with 72 virgins. Harry Potter is no different.