[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

AN INTENSE YEARNING TO BE BELOVED BY GOD, AS ALL TRUE CHRISTIANS™ ARE.

Friend, I believe I understand your situation, as I am fluent in the mangled American English spoken by uneducated foreigners. You feel empty and lost, as if no human being cares for you, and you hate yourself for rejecting Jesus and the temporary sacrifice He made on the cross all those years ago.

Well, you have found your path to salvation! It begins here at Landover! You were lead to us by the hand of God Himself! Praise! Now, as a Spaniard, you will find the path to Glory beset with many obstacles. The first obstacle you need to tackle is your dismal understanding of His words. I would suggest that you put all of your effort into becoming proficient in God's Favorite Language©, American English. Once you have done that, you can read His holy words in the way He intended in the King James Bible, the 1611 version.

[calle_falsa]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

TruthorLight, we want to help you but you have to also help us help you. We are not God. We are not Almighty We do not have all the answers. But God is and does.

Read your KJV Bible Read all of it. Know that if you want to join God in His Kingdom in the Heavens©, you must follow His Divine Word®. God expects you to live EXACTLY as he prescribes. Every True Christian™ does.

If you don't have all the answers, then you can't find all the answers in the KJV Bible. I mean, you have one of those and say you don't have all the answers =P
Why all those "©" "®" "™"?

[calle_falsa]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

Friend, I believe I understand your situation, as I am fluent in the mangled American English spoken by uneducated foreigners. You feel empty and lost, as if no human being cares for you, and you hate yourself for rejecting Jesus and the temporary sacrifice He made on the cross all those years ago.

Well, you have found your path to salvation! It begins here at Landover! You were lead to us by the hand of God Himself! Praise! Now, as a Spaniard, you will find the path to Glory beset with many obstacles. The first obstacle you need to tackle is your dismal understanding of His words. I would suggest that you put all of your effort into becoming proficient in God's Favorite Language©, American English. Once you have done that, you can read His holy words in the way He intended in the King James Bible, the 1611 version.

Why do you call American English "God's Favorite Language©"? I'm not saying it isn't, I'm just asking why (If it's my first step to take, I would like to understand the whole proccess from the begining)

[Bible Student]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

If the Bible teaches you that the Lord causes the rain to fall and the sun to shine... how can I tell you it's not the Lord... well, I'm sure even a primary boy would be able to teach you a thing or two

You cans stop right there. We don't go in for that sort of thing here. Primary boy indeed! We have no interest in whatever "thing or two" perversions he might want to "teach" us.

[calle_falsa]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

Stop sinning. Read Bible.

Thanks! (as promised)

Now, reading the Bible would help me understand why you think of those who aren't exactly like you as worthless trash?

[calle_falsa]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

You cans stop right there. We don't go in for that sort of thing here. Primary boy indeed! We have no interest in whatever "thing or two" perversions he might want to "teach" us.

I beg you: be tolerant and read from start to finish, don't cut it wherever you may and listen to my words as I listen to yours.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

I beg you: be tolerant and read from start to finish, don't cut it wherever you may and listen to my words as I listen to yours.

Friend, you have a tough road ahead of you. First, American English is God's Favorite Language© because we are His true chosen people, thus we are True Christians™. He knew all those years ago that we would someday come to dominate the US, even though now we only dominate Freehold Iowa, so He wrote the Bible in a language we could understand.

As an unsaved foreigner, I know that understanding the holy Bible must seem unattainable to your muddled foreign brain. But others have succeeded before you! It's true! There are actual non-Americans that are True Christians™ Granted, they are few and far between, but it proves that even a soul as lost and ignorant to His word as you are can eventually find salvation! Glory be His name!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

If you don't have all the answers, then you can't find all the answers in the KJV Bible. I mean, you have one of those and say you don't have all the answers =P
Why all those "©" "®" "™"?

Are you a twit or do you think you are clever? Of course I do not have all the answers. Only God does. But He had all the answers to every question in the KJV Bible. If I had all the answers, I would not need a Bible now, would I?

You retarded atheists. Logic was a gift that you declined.

I see my being kind to you was a waste of effort. No womder everyone else posted with disdain.

[calle_falsa]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

Friend, you have a tough road ahead of you. First, American English is God's Favorite Language© because we are His true chosen people, thus we are True Christians™. He knew all those years ago that we would someday come to dominate the US, even though now we only dominate Freehold Iowa, so He wrote the Bible in a language we could understand.

As an unsaved foreigner, I know that understanding the holy Bible must seem unattainable to your muddled foreign brain. But others have succeeded before you! It's true! There are actual non-Americans that are True Christians™ Granted, they are few and far between, but it proves that even a soul as lost and ignorant to His word as you are can eventually find salvation! Glory be His name!

I highly doubt that books like the Genesis were originally written in English. But I have not read the whole Bible, as you already knew. If there is a proof on it (that seems to be the way things work here), please, share it.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

I highly doubt that books like the Genesis were originally written in English. But I have not read the whole Bible, as you already knew. If there is a proof on it (that seems to be the way things work here), please, share it.

Please friend, just follow my instructions. Master the American English language, then read the entire King James 1611 Bible. Until you have done that, nearly all of your questions are pointless.

[calle_falsa]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

Are you a twit or do you think you are clever? Of course I do not have all the answers. Only God does. But He had all the answers to every question in the KJV Bible. If I had all the answers, I would not need a Bible now, would I?

You retarded atheists. Logic was a gift that you declined.

I see my being kind to you was a waste of effort. No womder everyone else posted with disdain.

Stay calm or you would not understand my words and we will all get upset at each other.
It seems that I didn't put enough effort in taking my message to you. I will take responsibility for that, I am sorry.

But, and I will try to be more direct this time, your Bible can provide you all the answers, can it not? then, you've got all the answers in your hand. You could have an answer for everything if you knew the Bible better than your own name. Agreed?
The latter is just retorics. If you had a Bible in your hand but still you don't have all the answers, then the Bible would not have all the answers.

[calle_falsa]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

Please friend, just follow my instructions. Master the American English language, then read the entire King James 1611 Bible. Until you have done that, nearly all of your questions are pointless.

Ok. I'll accept that as a response.
I will allow myself to do one more question, if you answer or not, that's your business. How bad is my english?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

Ok. I'll accept that as a response.
I will allow myself to do one more question, if you answer or not, that's your business. How bad is my english?

Worse than some, but better than most of the unsaved Europeans that wander in here. And to be honest, it is better than many of the unsaved American teens that have been through our secular school systems.

But I do not believe you are ready for the word of God in His favorite language at this point. Good luck with your studies, the Bible is full of wonders friend! Salvation awaits those that live their lives according to every word of the KJV 1611! Praise!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

I highly doubt that books like the Genesis were originally written in English. But I have not read the whole Bible, as you already knew. If there is a proof on it (that seems to be the way things work here), please, share it.

Your proof is HERE.

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

[calle_falsa]

Re: Wandering Sheep...

Worse than some, but better than most of the unsaved Europeans that wander in here. And to be honest, it is better than many of the unsaved American teens that have been through our secular school systems.

But I do not believe you are ready for the word of God in His favorite language at this point. Good luck with your studies, the Bible is full of wonders friend! Salvation awaits those that live their lives according to every word of the KJV 1611! Praise!

Thanks for your kind words, made me smile I'll keep trying hard! (and no more questions haha)