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  • Kayla For Christ
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2011
    • 20

    #1

    Hello From Florida

    My name is Kayla and I live in Miami Beach, FL. Not a nice place to live with the abundance of homosexuals and immigrants, but I find strength in my Bible and love Jesus Christ.

    I am twenty years old and attend the First Baptist Church in North Miami Beach every Sunday and absolutely love our Pastor Vander Wal and his uplifting sermons. I help every Wednesday night at the Kids For Jesus Club program.

    My life of sin is beyond belief and probably best to not even talk about. But I am saved now and have had a personal relationship with Jesus for over a year.

    I am studying cosmetology and hope to be a stylist.

    My favorite verse is in my signature.

    Thank you for having me.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello From Florida

    Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #3
      Re: Hello From Florida

      Hello Kayla! Are you married?

      Also don't hold back on telling us about your sinful past, the experienced pastors at Landover have heard it all before.
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      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #4
        Re: Hello From Florida

        I agree with Brother Winner. There is nothing more uplifting than hearing stories of the horrible, sin-filled pasts of the currently saved. The more detail the better, as it helps those who are currently sinning see that there is hope for even the sluttiest whore or the queerest sodomite! Praise!

        So tell us Kayla, just how much of a disgusting, slutty whore did you used to be? Or were you carpet-munching bull dyke?
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        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Hello From Florida

          Hi Kayla, I am happy to hear you have given up your foul lifestyle and turned the God. But to be accepted by Him and be washed in His blood, it is critical you renounce all your sins before your equals, and repent. You must also redeem yourself in the eyes of the Lord by making amends. Keeping your sins to yourself and God will not free you of them. Let them go.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Kayla For Christ
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2011
            • 20

            #6
            Re: Hello From Florida

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Welcome to God's favorite forum, ma'am. Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Pastor Zeke... I am not married.

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            • Kayla For Christ
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2011
              • 20

              #7
              Re: Hello From Florida

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Hi Kayla, I am happy to hear you have given up your foul lifestyle and turned the God. But to be accepted by Him and be washed in His blood, it is critical you renounce all your sins before your equals, and repent. You must also redeem yourself in the eyes of the Lord by making amends. Keeping your sins to yourself and God will not free you of them. Let them go.
              It's not a story I want to remember, Mr. Hutchins. A foolish and sinful night at the sleepover. I won't trouble you with the details.

              I'm just so glad to be saved after that night. We all cried. If I had Jesus in my heart it would not have happened.

              But I do now!

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: Hello From Florida

                Originally posted by Kayla For Christ View Post
                It's not a story I want to remember, Mr. Hutchins. A foolish and sinful night at the sleepover. I won't trouble you with the details.

                I'm just so glad to be saved after that night. We all cried. If I had Jesus in my heart it would not have happened.

                But I do now!
                So I take it you wen't lesbo for a while. Do you still see the other Lesbos or have you cut all ties?

                2 Corinthians 6:14-17


                Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
                And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
                Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14374

                  #9
                  Re: Hello From Florida

                  Originally posted by Kayla For Christ View Post
                  I am twenty years old and attend the First Baptist Church in North Miami Beach every Sunday and absolutely love our Pastor Vander Wal and his uplifting sermons.. My life of sin is beyond belief

                  Thank you for having me.
                  I'm glad you could come
                  to our humble forum (although your
                  "pastor" has a bit of a funny name?)

                  I'm sure that you will find friends here with similar testimonies
                  to share and that you will welcome the Pastoral Team into the darkness
                  which once was, where now the glorious light
                  of the Gospel is rising up within you

                  ISAIAH 60
                  1
                  Arise, shine, for thy light is come, and the glory of the Lord is risen vpon thee.
                  2 For behold, the darknesse shall couer the earth, and grosse darknesse the people: but the Lord shall arise vpon thee, and his glory shall be seene vpon thee.
                  3 And the Gentiles shall come to thy light, and kings to the brightnesse of thy rising.
                  4 Lift vp thine eyes round about, and see: all they gather themselues together, they come to thee: thy sonnes shall come from farre, and thy daughters shalbe nourced at thy side.

                  ©1611

                  God is so wonderfully consistent in all that He reveals to us

                  II CORINTHINIANS 4
                  6
                  For God who commaunded the light to shine out of darkenes, hath shined in our hearts, to giue the light of the knowledge of the glory of God, in the face of Iesus Christ.
                  7 But we haue this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellencie of the power may be of God, and not of vs.
                  8 Wee are troubled on euery side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despaire,
                  9 Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast downe, but not destroyed.
                  10 Alwayes bearing about in the body, the dying of the Lord Iesus, that the life also of Iesus might bee made manifest in our body.

                  ©1611

                  HALLELUJAH ! !

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                  • Kayla For Christ
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 20

                    #10
                    Re: Hello From Florida

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    So I take it you wen't lesbo for a while. Do you still see the other Lesbos or have you cut all ties?
                    I'm doing my best Mr. Dewitt. It was a time of sin but pleasure as well. I know Jesus frowns on both. I'll never do THAT again. They call me often but I rebuke them.

                    Romans 1:26 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:"

                    Pray that I stay clean of this sin. I am in tears again.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Hello From Florida

                      Originally posted by Kayla For Christ View Post
                      I'm doing my best Mr. Dewitt. It was a time of sin but pleasure as well. I know Jesus frowns on both. I'll never do THAT again. They call me often but I rebuke them.

                      Romans 1:26 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:"

                      Pray that I stay clean of this sin. I am in tears again.
                      Hey, if you ever find yourself in need of personal counseling, my email link is at the bottom of my signature. Confidentiality assured, pics a plus.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Alvin
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 66

                        #12
                        Re: Hello From Florida

                        Originally posted by Kayla For Christ View Post
                        I'm doing my best Mr. Dewitt. It was a time of sin but pleasure as well. I know Jesus frowns on both. I'll never do THAT again. They call me often but I rebuke them.

                        Romans 1:26 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:"

                        Pray that I stay clean of this sin. I am in tears again.
                        Kayla,

                        no need to weep, you have found the true followers of Christ.

                        But to be sure that you have forsaken your old ways, I suggest finding a good husband who will guide you with a firm hand and not spare the rod to keep your weak and tender flesh on the righteous path.



                        Yours in Christ,

                        Alvin

                        PS: How is your baking?
                        Mark 11: 12-14: "And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever." You cannot hide from JESUS' wrath behind natural laws! Gravity is only a theory and will not prevent the rapture!

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