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Thank you for letting me join.
I'm exactly from the Netherlands.
I'm going to an International church.
I've been raised as a Christian
I'm exactly from the Netherlands.
I'm going to an International church.
I've been raised as a Christian
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What exactly is an "international church?"Originally posted by Ronny_Zijler View Post
Which Bible version do you use over there? How many pairs of wooden shoes do you own?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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The NIV is a demonic version of The Bible which cannot be considered as God's Word. The Pastors will be able to teach you and show how it is wrong.Comment
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ohh, i didn't know it was demonic .. :OComment
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KJV Bible only Ron. Any other version will send you straight to Hell.
Now, tell us a bit more about you. How old are you? Are you married? How many sons has your wife borne you? What is the best pie your wife/momma makes?Comment
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KJV Bible it is then,
Well.. i am quite young exactly 19
learning more things about the bible.
reading stuff, about the bible and god.Comment
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THIS sermon will teach you how to tell which Bible version is the one TRUE Holy Bible.Originally posted by Ronny_Zijler View Post
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Today is your birthday? Well happy Birthday!Originally posted by Ronny_Zijler View Post
Now, you apparently don't have a KJV Bible yet, so take a look at this online copy of the KJV
Be sure you choose KJV version then tell us here what your favorite verse is.
Also, you haven't answered my questions about the number of sons you have and the best pie your wife makes.Comment
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I do not have a child or a wife, cause im young and doing studies and schoolComment
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the Netherlands are an unholy lands. They grow so much marijuana up there, in large industrial factories, and then sell it to good, American, God -fearing Christian children!!! When will you completely ban this Satan Drug so that we may not have our children burning in hell?Comment
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Sounds like a darwinist. Neantherthalls are just a myth. They find a gorilla with a birth defect and think they got another species.Originally posted by Ronny_Zijler View Post
Well welcome. I jhust hope we can talk the Darwin out of you! We'll pray for you.Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJVComment
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Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
- Ecclesiastes xii.7Comment
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It might be a unholy land, but not everyone is using drugs, and yeah, it might be unholy land, but their are still people fighting those drugs.Originally posted by Jeffy View Post
It's only because they allow weed her.
and people who are using drugs, doesn't mean the land is bad.
Like people grow up with being a Christian, like me.
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Hoi, Den haag. ^^Originally posted by Dutch Girl View PostComment
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