Hello, I'm The Vicar

[Zechariah Smyth]

I am currently "between churches."

My favorite Bible verse is Deuteronomy 23:1.

Thank you for letting me share in your forum, and I am happy to be on The Path to Salvation© with you!

In Jesus' loving, muscular arms,

The Vicar

[Cranky Old Man]

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Welcome to our friendly forum!

Do you like to hunt?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Of course! I always eat what I hunt, too (Proverbs 12:27).

Thanks you for the welcome!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I like you already!

How many sons do you have?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I have been blessed with one son and I also have three daughters.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have been blessed with one son and I also have three daughters.

You need more sons! Next time when you have sex you have to make sure there are plenty of pictures of naked men on the wall.

[loveforchrist]

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Hello Vicar! I think you'll like it here. Tell me, how do you feel about dirty Homers?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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You need more sons! Next time when you have sex you have to make sure there are plenty of pictures of naked men on the wall.

I went through that entire thread without seeing a single picture of a naked man (THANK GOODNESS!!!!!).

I did see a picture of President Reagan, so I might try that.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello Vicar! I think you'll like it here. Tell me, how do you feel about dirty Homers?

I rarely watch baseball.

[loveforchrist]

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I rarely watch baseball.

Haha, clever, but I mean dirty homersexuals.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Haha, clever, but I mean dirty homersexuals.

Oh dear! Sorry for the confusion.

We are all sinners, but really, some sins are simply filthier than others. I pray that they will change their ways, but if not at least I won't have to put up with them in The Kingdom of Heaven.

[James Dewitt]

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Oh dear! Sorry for the confusion.

We are all sinners, but really, some sins are simply filthier than others. I pray that they will change their ways, but if not at least I won't have to put up with them in The Kingdom of Heaven.

Speak for your self, I am no sinner, thank you very much!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Speak for your self, I am no sinner, thank you very much!

Present company excluded.