Hello all

[Edna Mae Thompson]

I appreciate you taking the time to read my post. My name is Edna Mae Thompson, and I am returning to the fold after many years spent spitting in the holy face of the Lord.

My sins have been many and I feel I should confess them before continuing in this forum. My childbearing years have been wasted thus far. Instead of marrying and populating the earth as God commanded, I wasted my time earning degrees and (prepare yourselves brothers and sisters) becoming a public school teacher.

Humbly, I request that you notice that this post was written during the godless celebration known as the Super Bowl. Watching those strong virile young men in their broad-shouldered uniforms and tight pants is indeed an abomination to the Lord. Instead I am spending my time worshipping here at Landover with you fine people.

Praise be!
Edna Mae Thompson

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello all

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and the path your walked to find Jesus.

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There is nothing ungodly about the Superbowl. Now run in and fetch me a beer.

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