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  • SooperChristian
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2011
    • 2

    #1

    Hello Brothers.

    My name is Sebastian. I currently go to school at a college campus in the state of New York, so I'm constantly surrounded by heathens, blasphemers, and heretics alike.

    Salvation is seen as abhorrent, and of course, untrendy.

    The main perpetrators of this are the gays and the women who have decided to step away from their duties as housekeepers and to step into a world they are wholly unprepared and ill-equipped for. Jesus, and the scripture tells me that this is a unholy land. A land where the pious are dismissed.

    I was dismissed.

    Thus, I have joined this forum, seeking other like-minded individuals who share the core Christian values this great nation of America was founded upon. The values of pious sexual behavior, conservative attitude, and serious rebuke of all things Satan-oriented.

    Throughout the campus, I see the intermingling of joos with Christians, heathens with cross-bearing folks seeking an "education," and I'm beginning to lose my grasp of Jesus.

    I came here to once again save myself from the world of sodomy that surrounds me.

    I appreciate your welcome, this site's existence, and the love of Jesus.

    God bless.
  • TheLordSavedMe
    A young lady servicing the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 579

    #2
    Re: Hello Brothers.

    Originally posted by SooperChristian View Post
    My name is Sebastian. I currently go to school at a college campus in the state of New York, so I'm constantly surrounded by heathens, blasphemers, and heretics alike.

    Salvation is seen as abhorrent, and of course, untrendy.

    The main perpetrators of this are the gays and the women who have decided to step away from their duties as housekeepers and to step into a world they are wholly unprepared and ill-equipped for. Jesus, and the scripture tells me that this is a unholy land. A land where the pious are dismissed.

    I was dismissed.

    Thus, I have joined this forum, seeking other like-minded individuals who share the core Christian values this great nation of America was founded upon. The values of pious sexual behavior, conservative attitude, and serious rebuke of all things Satan-oriented.

    Throughout the campus, I see the intermingling of joos with Christians, heathens with cross-bearing folks seeking an "education," and I'm beginning to lose my grasp of Jesus.

    I came here to once again save myself from the world of sodomy that surrounds me.

    I appreciate your welcome, this site's existence, and the love of Jesus.

    God bless.
    Hi Sooper!

    Where did you live before you moved to New York to attend a college campus? Cuz you talk like you don't know American very good.

    Anyways, this is a GREAT place to learn more about JESUS so you can maybe someday get SAVED and go up to HEAVEN and be with God 4EVER!







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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Hello Brothers.

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. What church do you attend?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Nerull
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2011
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Hello Brothers.

        Dear Sooper,

        I too know the sting of their foolishness and irreverence. I have been trying for two years to convert unbelievers but have so far been unsuccessful. Some of you might call me foolish for I live at the center of the faithless world: the God-forsaken area of Long Island.

        I have been to many places, but here the Jews and Catholics are more prolific and run rampant like nowhere else. As hard as it may be to believe, gays are actually supported and homosexuality ENCOURAGED among the youth. At times it is all I can do to keep from losing my faith due to lack of fellowship.

        Still, I know that with the Lord's help I will persevere for however long it takes to convert the millions of nonbelievers here, just as the Bible says we must do.

        I implore you to keep at it, do not lose hope; ignore the satanic urge to support or, God forbid, join the gay community; and, most importantly, continue servicing the Lord with all your might.

        God bless.

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