Please delete my membership

[The Tolerant Allan_legarth]

I have looked everywhere now, will some person in charge please delete me from this forum. I can't stand all you psychos here!

So to motivate you a bit to kick me out of here, I will give you a little somthing to look at:

DULL AND UNDERSTATED PICTURES OF THE SWEDISH PARLIMENT BUILDING DELETED. WE'VE ALL BEEN TO IKEA

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Please delete my membership

No.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Please delete my membership

Hi Allan, welcome to out friendly forum!

Tell me of your perverted past and how you abused particle board. If you talk though it, we can all learn about the horrors of 'knock down.'

[TheLordSavedMe]

Re: Please delete my membership

I have looked everywhere now, will some person in charge please delete me from this forum. I can't stand all you psychos here!

So to motivate you a bit to kick me out of here, I will give you a little somthing to look at:

Hi Allan!

You should totallllly stay so you can get SAVED by JESUS and go to HEAVEN .

I know it must be hard to be on Moderation (not that I was ever there, because I'm polite and I believe in God and everything ).

But you should try reaaaaalllly super hard to get let off, because if you don't, God will send you to HELL forever and EVER!!!






Tammi

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Please delete my membership

We have a strict policy of not deleting anyone's membership per request. Instead, you are asked to click the Red X button in the top right hand corner of your browser window. That will close your browser. And make sure never, ever to come back to www.landoverbaptist.net again.

Is that really so hard to do, people?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Please delete my membership

I have looked everywhere now, will some person in charge please delete me from this forum. I can't stand all you psychos here!

Psychosis is no laughing matter. But what an unusual 1st post on an Introduction Forum thread! I checked your other posts (all on the Introduction Forum) and can see that you are rapidly spiralling into a deep pyychotic episode, as is more or less the normal state of affairs in a communist European country - it doesn't matter which one: they're all pretty nuch the same. You need the healing touch of one of The Pastors, and an exorcism - these are available in the Landover facilities, or perhaps your circumstances warrant a personal visit - full details to The Pastoral Team will enable an early assessment.

MARK 5
2 And when hee was come out of the ship, immediatly there met him out of the tombes, a man with an vncleane spirit,
3 Who had his dwelling among the tombs, and no man could binde him, no not with chaines:
4 Because that hee had bene often bound with fetters and chaines, and the chaines had bene plucked asunder by him, and the fetters broken in pieces: neither could any man tame him.
5 And alwayes night and day, hee was in the mountaines, and in the tombes, crying, and cutting himselfe with stones.

But this historical record doesn't stop there. Read the whole account here

[James Hutchins]

Re: Please delete my membership

Allan, why didn't you respond to me? I want to be your friend in Christ. Please, what was in the past, is in the past. Lets make a new beginning.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Please delete my membership

I have looked everywhere now, will some person in charge please delete me from this forum. I can't stand all you psychos here!

So to motivate you a bit to kick me out of here, I will give you a little somthing to look at:

DULL AND UNDERSTATED PICTURES OF THE SWEDISH PARLIMENT BUILDING DELETED. WE'VE ALL BEEN TO IKEA

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please delete my membership

We have a strict policy of not deleting anyone's membership per request. Instead, you are asked to click the Red X button in the top right hand corner of your browser window. That will close your browser. And make sure never, ever to come back to www.landoverbaptist.net again.

Is that really so hard to do, people?

But Pastor! They don't get to put a notch in their keyboard if they're not banned. Isn't that the way it works with trolls?

[Ruth Elizabeth]

Re: Please delete my membership

Sister Believer, are you saying that people come here with the intention of getting themselves banned? How very....odd - why would anyone do that?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Please delete my membership

Sister Believer, are you saying that people come here with the intention of getting themselves banned? How very....odd - why would anyone do that?

Demons.

[BroadwayBaby9700]

Re: Please delete my membership

Sister Believer, are you saying that people come here with the intention of getting themselves banned? How very....odd - why would anyone do that?

Yes. Yes we would.

[Roland]

Re: Please delete my membership

Yes. Yes we would.

Hello Broad Baby,

There seems to be misunderstandings on your part. As you identify as a Christian you should ask God to ban you. Since you are still here He obviously didn´t listen to you. You need to wonder why this is as Matthew 7:7 clearly states your account would have been deleted had God listened to you.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Please delete my membership

Yes. Yes we would.

Even more bizarre are people who respond to six-year-old posts.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Please delete my membership

Jesus Christ deletes you the day He comes.