[Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and papists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl it at you now in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

*blink blink* o_o o_o
*piddles on herself in fear*

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

*blink blink* o_o o_o
*piddles on herself in fear*

Don't you mean:

Hail Mary, dead and unknowing woman. The Lord has not yet resurrected thee. Blessed wert thou amoung women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary baby-oven of God, it's a shame you're dead and can't pray for us sinners now or at the hour of our death, amen.

Even in this corrected version, I'm not sure how I feel about you referring to Jesus as a fruit. I think "Cake of your oven" would be better, since Mary was the baby-oven selected by God.

I'm guessing when your mother bakes a wonderful pie, you go into the kitchen and praise the oven instead of your mother. Am I right? Because that's the equivalent of praising Mary.

[Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

Actually, Sir, my mum played with a Oujia board when she was young and still didn't know it was bad ;] Although, it taught her a lesson (I'm quite serious when I say this, but I shalt not speaketh of it.. still, it made her grow in her faith) And I don't like pie >:\ Silly American jeefe expecting everyone in the world to like apple-pie -__-'
I would also like to say something according to my location... I DON'T LIVE IN ENGLAND YOU GIT! *growls*

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

Actually, Sir, my mum played with a Oujia board when she was young and still didn't know it was bad *growls*

Which explains why you can't understand the Holy Word of God. Your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[Levi Jones]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

Actually, Sir, my mum played with a Oujia board when she was young and still didn't know it was bad ;] Although, it taught her a lesson (I'm quite serious when I say this, but I shalt not speaketh of it.. still, it made her grow in her faith)

Did it end with the priest calling the demon into him and him jumping out of window? If so, I think I have seen it before.

And I don't like pie >:\ Silly American jeefe expecting everyone in the world to like apple-pie -__-'
I would also like to say something according to my location... I DON'T LIVE IN ENGLAND YOU GIT! *growls*

You obviously don't live in whales either. That's just ridiculous to believe. Jonah could only do it for three days.

[Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh]

You obviously don't live in whales either. That's just ridiculous to believe. Jonah could only do it for three days.

You're right, I prefer not to live inside whales. Instead I live in the country on Whales :]]
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[Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

I want Pastor to answer my email already
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[Levi Jones]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

I want Pastor to answer my email already
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It looks as if the Pastor has checked out for the day. Maybe you should pray for it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

You're right, I prefer not to live inside whales. Instead I live in the country on Whales :]]
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They have countries on whales?

[Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

Whales isn't a place,it's an aquatic mammal, and Whales is it's own country...
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[barton]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

Whales isn't a place,it's an aquatic mammal, and Whales is it's own country...
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You're wrong on both counts... Wales is basically the unkempt backyard of your long-time betters, the English.

[SUV]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

Cheeses! Now she Proclaims herself as "toiletmouth?" I Fear I will be Ill. Hopefully not all over Pastor's shoes after this Sunday's Sermon.

[Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

I didn't proclaim it >_< People keep changing my words
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[James Dewitt]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

Lily, why do you hate Jesus?

[Nobar King]

Re: *rolls on floor praying to mary*

How do we know that this one's actually a Catholic and not some kind of neo-pagan druid?