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  • Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh
    Unsaved trash, scottish chav scum
    • Feb 2011
    • 46

    #1

    *rolls on floor praying to mary*

    Godless Scotland?? BWAHAHAHAH xD I'm not Scotish you silly jeefes, I'm Welsh. I've said this in many of my posts... have you been listening?
    teenaged feminazi scot

    BWAHAHAHA!!! xDD *falls to floor*
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #2
    Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

    Originally posted by Lily Emma Walsh View Post
    *falls to floor*
    Maybe you shouldn't have so much to drink. The irish are known for their copious consumption of alcohol.
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • PetitionLady
      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 883

      #3
      Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

      Hi Lily. I like your signature line verse.

      It's tough to pick a favorite!

      Praise God!
      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
      ~Matt. 10:33

      ~~~~~~~
      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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      • Titus Caldwaller
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2011
        • 11

        #4
        Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

        Originally posted by Lily Emma Walsh View Post
        Godless Scotland?? BWAHAHAHAH xD I'm not Scotish you silly jeefes, I'm Welsh. I've said this in many of my posts... have you been listening?
        teenaged feminazi scot

        BWAHAHAHA!!! xDD *falls to floor*
        Anything other than King James' England of 1611 is all Godless, inebriated scot's land of pagans.

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

          How was the moment when you realized that no one is laughing with you?
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Aristotle
            On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 470

            #6
            Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

            Originally posted by Lily Emma Walsh View Post
            Godless Scotland?? BWAHAHAHAH xD I'm not Scotish you silly jeefes, I'm Welsh. I've said this in many of my posts... have you been listening?
            teenaged feminazi scot

            BWAHAHAHA!!! xDD *falls to floor*
            As if there was a difference! Drive from Wales to Scotland. How many border guards do you meet? You're all Brits. The only godly thing that came out of Britain was the King James Version of the BIBLE, and that was because it was inspired by GOD.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

              Originally posted by Lily Emma Walsh View Post
              Godless Scotland?? BWAHAHAHAH xD I'm not Scotish you silly jeefes, I'm Welsh. I've said this in many of my posts... have you been listening?
              teenaged feminazi scot

              BWAHAHAHA!!! xDD *falls to floor*
              Your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

                You dare come ROFLing into our CHURCH?!

                Still another sign of The End Times®

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

                  Lily is too young, too empty headed to understand much more than Justin Beibers songs of seduction to the Devil. All very sordid.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh
                    Unsaved trash, scottish chav scum
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 46

                    #10
                    Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

                    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                    Maybe you shouldn't have so much to drink. The irish are known for their copious consumption of alcohol.
                    Ah, ah, ah! Do not bare false witness, Sir! I am neither Scottish nor Irish. I am Welsh and English. Also I'd like to point out that I do not drink, that is another false statement. I am remaining abstinent to Alcohol, drugs, and sex (until married). Ah, arn't I the Devil?
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • kalek318
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 8

                      #11
                      Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

                      Originally posted by Lily Emma Walsh View Post
                      Godless Scotland?? BWAHAHAHAH xD I'm not Scotish you silly jeefes, I'm Welsh. I've said this in many of my posts... have you been listening?
                      teenaged feminazi scot

                      BWAHAHAHA!!! xDD *falls to floor*
                      Yes, roll on the floor with the phallic serpent: You dare to mock us!? Enjoy your stay in Hell whore! While in HELL you will enjoy a room between Dean Martin and, Rodney Dangerfield! Your entertainment!?! Watching them have sex with each other as you are bound and gagged with the flesh of George Carlin! The Serpent will not leave you to watch the torment: he shall engage, residing in your rotted out vagina, his tail a mockery-penis fore he knows you would much rather have one! As he eats away at your uterine wall, flaming sulpher and, molten steel will rain upon your naked body! ALL before Satan as your Grandmother roasts in the lake of molten lead! Naked men raining from the sky similar to the semen you ingest on the average Tuesday!

                      Or you could stop trying to nitpick: accept that you are a Scot and that Wales only reside in the sea. Accept Jesus into your life and he will fill you to the brim with his warm, throbbing light. You will burst at the seams with his greatness as he fills you with his enlightenment and saves your soul Sooooooo hard!

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                      • Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh
                        Unsaved trash, scottish chav scum
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 46

                        #12
                        Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

                        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                        Hi Lily. I like your signature line verse.

                        It's tough to pick a favorite!

                        Praise God!
                        My absolute favourite line from the Bible comes from Psalms 27:
                        "The Lord is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the Lord is the light of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?
                        When the wicked, mine enemies and my foes, came upon me to eat up my flesh, they stumbled and fell."
                        Thank you for your kindness, Ma'am. Peace be to you.
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh
                          Unsaved trash, scottish chav scum
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 46

                          #13
                          Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

                          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                          How was the moment when you realized that no one is laughing with you?
                          You don't need others to laugh with you. I think everyone should have your own opinions, not just think something because everyone else thinks it.
                          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                          • Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh
                            Unsaved trash, scottish chav scum
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 46

                            #14
                            Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
                            Then please Sir, don't respond if I am not interesting. Unfortuanately, however, I didn't come to "interest you." I didn't even come for you, I came as a retreat to see what the beliefs of other religions are like. I am intrigued by your unsaved unwelcome thing, however. Does this mean you only allow people to be born into the church? You feel people can't change? I also would like to hear this commandment that says to call people scum and label them and treat them with the cold of hate and the heat of anger. On thing I do know, however, is the commandent to LOVE. You insist on hating all who are the slightest bit different from you, and refuse to give them a chance to show who they are:
                            Leviticus 19:18 "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself."
                            Mathew 22:37 "Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment.And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself."
                            Luke 6:31 "And as ye would that men should do to you, do ye also to them likewise"
                            Galatians 5:14 "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself."
                            Luke 10:27 "Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself. And he said unto him, Thou hast answered right: this do, and thou shalt live."
                            James 2:8 "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself, ye do well: But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors."
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • Lily (toiletmouth) Walsh
                              Unsaved trash, scottish chav scum
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 46

                              #15
                              Re: *rolls on floor laughing*

                              Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
                              As if there was a difference! Drive from Wales to Scotland. How many border guards do you meet? You're all Brits. The only godly thing that came out of Britain was the King James Version of the BIBLE, and that was because it was inspired by GOD.
                              The difference is that they are two different countries with two different cultures. It's ignorant to call me Scotish because I live "near" Scotland, that would be like calling a New Yorker a Canadian. It's false.
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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