Hello I'm a noob

[AdamFinMO]

My name is AdamF and I am from Missouri. I have been reading, and enjoying the work of LBC for many years now. The LORD is leading me to be apart of the beautiful work you are doing here. I have an interest in fighting the Atheist/Heathen/Liberal/Muslim/Homosexual/Liars that are habitually mocking the name of Christ on this sight. I am well versed in Science, as evidenced by my PhD in science from Patriot Bible College . I intend to fight the Liberal/Atheist evolution lies here. Thank you Brothers for allowing me to exalt the name of the everlasting LORD with you.

Thank You
God Bless You
God Bless the United States of America.
Adam

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hello I'm a noob

Welcome to the most righteous and Godly place in the internet webs. I know the Lord has brought you here to fulfill an important role in his Divine Plan. Praise Him!

Tell a bit more about yourself. How many sons has your wife bore you? In what way do you toil with your hands for Christ? Do your sons enjoy going to Bible camp? Tell us about that.

Rinsed Off In The Blood Of The Lamb,
Harry Lester

[AdamFinMO]

Re: Hello I'm a noob

Welcome to the most righteous and Godly place in the internet webs. I know the Lord has brought you here to fulfill an important role in his Divine Plan. Praise Him!

Tell a bit more about yourself. How many sons has your wife bore you? In what way do you toil with your hands for Christ? Do your sons enjoy going to Bible camp? Tell us about that.

Rinsed Off In The Blood Of The Lamb,
Harry Lester

Alas my wife has not produced any sons. God has cursed that wretched woman for her sins and the sins of Eve. She was a Democrat before we met and I turned her to the right path. I am very happy she has seen the light of Christ.
I have toiled many years to destroy and punish the filthy God deniers out of my country. Recently I have been lobbing the local school board and the Missouri State Assembly to excise the Atheist/Darwinist lies out of the classroom. This is my true calling.
God bless you all.
Adam

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello I'm a noob

My name is AdamF and I am from Missouri. I have been reading, and enjoying the work of LBC for many years now. The LORD is leading me to be apart of the beautiful work you are doing here. I have an interest in fighting the Atheist/Heathen/Liberal/Muslim/Homosexual/Liars that are habitually mocking the name of Christ on this sight. I am well versed in Science, as evidenced by my PhD in science from Patriot Bible College . I intend to fight the Liberal/Atheist evolution lies here. Thank you Brothers for allowing me to exalt the name of the everlasting LORD with you.

Thank You
God Bless You
God Bless the United States of America.
Adam

Welcome young man,

As somewhat of an expert in the discipline of Applied Theophysics myself, I am curious what branch of real science you have chosen?

Are you free of sins of the flesh? Why do you love Jesus more than mortal life?

In Christ

[AdamFinMO]

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Brother Harold,
Thank you for the warm welcome. While my PhD. is in Christian Science Education. I special in Flood Geology and the emerging discipline of Fallen Epidemiology. I have been trying to trace the pathways of particular diseases to their specific sins. We have already traced the origin of hemorrhoids, 1 Samuel 5:12 and skin problems, Deuteronomy 28:27. We, of course, know Jesus teachings that sin causes blindness and leprosy, and the gays caused AIDS from fornicating with monkeys. God's glory is truly magnified in this work. I am fill with love and spirit when I think of all the wonderful work you are doing at LBC.
God be praised.
Adam

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Brother Harold,
Thank you for the warm welcome. While my PhD. is in Christian Science Education. I special in Flood Geology and the emerging discipline of Fallen Epidemiology. I have been trying to trace the pathways of particular diseases to their specific sins. We have already traced the origin of hemorrhoids, 1 Samuel 5:12 and skin problems, Deuteronomy 28:27. We, of course, know Jesus teachings that sin causes blindness and leprosy, and the gays caused AIDS from fornicating with monkeys. God's glory is truly magnified in this work. I am fill with love and spirit when I think of all the wonderful work you are doing at LBC.
God be praised.
Adam

Umm, I trust you meant "Creation" science rather than the demonic drivel of that filthy slut Mary Eddy?

Jesus cares not about those that shun Him, and would sooner cast them into fire before he ever "heals" them, regardless of what the "Christian Scientists" believe.

2 Thessalonians 1:8 "In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:"

I pray you are a real Christian, and therefore a Baptist.

In Christ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello I'm a noob

My name is AdamF and I am from Missouri. I have been reading, and enjoying the work of LBC for many years now. The LORD is leading me to be apart of the beautiful work you are doing here. I have an interest in fighting the Atheist/Heathen/Liberal/Muslim/Homosexual/Liars that are habitually mocking the name of Christ on this sight. I am well versed in Science, as evidenced by my PhD in science from Patriot Bible College . I intend to fight the Liberal/Atheist evolution lies here. Thank you Brothers for allowing me to exalt the name of the everlasting LORD with you.

Thank You
God Bless You
God Bless the United States of America.
Adam

Welcome to God's favorite forum. It's great to have a visitor who loves America as much as we do.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello I'm a noob

My name is AdamF and I am from Missouri. I have been reading, and enjoying the work of LBC for many years now. The LORD is leading me to be apart of the beautiful work you are doing here. I have an interest in fighting the Atheist/Heathen/Liberal/Muslim/Homosexual/Liars that are habitually mocking the name of Christ on this sight. I am well versed in Science, as evidenced by my PhD in science from Patriot Bible College . I intend to fight the Liberal/Atheist evolution lies here. Thank you Brothers for allowing me to exalt the name of the everlasting LORD with you.

Thank You
God Bless You
God Bless the United States of America.
Adam

Excuse me for doubting you but I can find no link on the InterWebs about a Patriot Bible College. Do you perhaps mean Patriot Bible University, which is an Online college operated out of someone's house with a staff of four? It does not offer any type of science degree, let alone a PhD in science. When did they start?

All of their degrees from Bachelor through PhD are either in the Arts or Biblical Studies.
http:/x/www.patriotuniversity.org/index.php?mod=Articles&menuid=83

[AdamFinMO]

Re: Hello I'm a noob

Umm, I trust you meant "Creation" science rather than the demonic drivel of that filthy slut Mary Eddy?

Jesus cares not about those that shun Him, and would sooner cast them into fire before he ever "heals" them, regardless of what the "Christian Scientists" believe.

2 Thessalonians 1:8 "In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:"

I pray you are a real Christian, and therefore a Baptist.

In Christ

Excuse me for doubting you but I can find no link on the InterWebs about a Patriot Bible College. Do you perhaps mean Patriot Bible University, which is an Online college operated out of someone's house with a staff of four? It does not offer any type of science degree, let alone a PhD in science. When did they start?

All of their degrees from Bachelor through PhD are either in the Arts or Biblical Studies.
http:/x/www.patriotuniversity.org/index.php?mod=Articles&menuid=83

Please excuse the typos. What can you expect from a spell checker designed by people in the People's Republic of California. As for my degrees. You will find that the Patriot Bible University website is woefully out of date. They had a PhD program in Christian (based) Science education. Again sorry for the confusion.
God Bless You.
God Bless the United States of America
Adam

[Jedediah]

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My heart rejoices that the Spirit has led you to our forum. Would you care to discuss some of your favorite verses of Scripture and how they have impacted your life?

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[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Bible Student
Excuse me for doubting you but I can find no link on the InterWebs about a Patriot Bible College. Do you perhaps mean Patriot Bible University, which is an Online college operated out of someone's house with a staff of four? It does not offer any type of science degree, let alone a PhD in science. When did they start?

All of their degrees from Bachelor through PhD are either in the Arts or Biblical Studies.
http:/x/www.patriotuniversity.org/index.php?mod=Articles&menuid=83

Please excuse the typos. What can you expect from a spell checker designed by people in the People's Republic of California. As for my degrees. You will find that the Patriot Bible University website is woefully out of date. They had a PhD program in Christian (based) Science education. Again sorry for the confusion.
God Bless You.
God Bless the United States of America
Adam

That is curious because Patriot Bible University is an Online study course. There is absolutely no building to which you can go to attend classes. You enroll for the course/degree you wish to pursue online. You pay for your degree online. You order your books online. So if the website is not up to date, how in the world did you get your science degree? How did you pick the course, pay for it, and order the material? Many of the pages, except those where the information has not changed, have been updated as recently as the end of 2009 for the school year of 2010. We are still in the 2010 school year. In addition I've taken the liberty of ordering the Catalog for the 2010 school year as I am always in search of furthering my own education. The catalog matches the website.

Could you be mistaken about where you obtained your Doctorate? Or are you puffing yourself up? Boasting?

Proverbs 21:4 -- An high look, and a proud heart, and the plowing of the wicked, is sin.

Proverbs 16:18-19 -- Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud.

Romans 11:20 -- Well; because of unbelief they were broken off, and thou standest by faith. Be not highminded, but fear:

Romans 1:28-31 -- And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:

Mark 7:22-23 -- Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness: All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

James 4:6 -- But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble.

Unless you repent of your behavior I am afraid you will go the way of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Ezekiel 16:49-50 -- Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good

[Bible Student]

Re: Hello I'm a noob

Please excuse the typos. What can you expect from a spell checker designed by people in the People's Republic of California. As for my degrees. You will find that the Patriot Bible University website is woefully out of date. They had a PhD program in Christian (based) Science education. Again sorry for the confusion.
God Bless You.
God Bless the United States of America
Adam

OK Adam. I think I found the problem. I sent a personal email to Dr. Lonnie Skinner, Director of Curriculum and Studies. In his reply he confirmed both what you said and what I stated. He said that they sometimes customize a course of studies for special students, and that while there is no reference to it on their website nor in their catalog, they in fact do offer some PhDs in Science. But they do not advertise the fact, nor is it a common occurrence. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

I'm sure you realize we get many people who assault our friendly forum at Landover Baptist Church pretending to be something they are not. And you might notice from my posts that I tend to be a skeptical person especially towards potential stealth atheists who feign being scientists.

You should see all the pseudoscience they post in our Creation Science forum.

[AdamFinMO]

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OK Adam. I think I found the problem. I sent a personal email to Dr. Lonnie Skinner, Director of Curriculum and Studies. In his reply he confirmed both what you said and what I stated. He said that they sometimes customize a course of studies for special students, and that while there is no reference to it on their website nor in their catalog, they in fact do offer some PhDs in Science. But they do not advertise the fact, nor is it a common occurrence. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

I'm sure you realize we get many people who assault our friendly forum at Landover Baptist Church pretending to be something they are not. And you might notice from my posts that I tend to be a skeptical person especially towards potential stealth atheists who feign being scientists.

You should see all the pseudoscience they post in our Creation Science forum.

I fully understand your concerns. I have seen what the Atheist filth post on this Godly forum. They have defiled our Bible, with there false translation, they have defiled our television and our radio waves with their blaspheming and their homosexual music they have already destroyed the internets with their pornography and their liberal/feminazi agenda. Now they are trying to take on God's own bless'd LBC. Well I, for one, will not stand idly by anymore while they take the last refuge on the internet where flag loving white men can come and fellowship in the spirit of love and truth.

So I applaud your efforts in fighting the Atheist/Feminazi/Liberal/Jewish/Faggie/Muslim/Baby-killing/God Hating/Negro Loving/Jew groveling/Darwinists. Be assure our wonderful LORD has many riches for you in the here after.

All atheist who claim to be scientists are feigning. All is explain is in John 1:1, In the beginning was the word, and the word was with god, and the word was god. What more could there possibly that these God haters need to know?
God bless you all.
Adam