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  • Tyrfing
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    • Feb 2011
    • 12

    #1

    New here...

    Hello, my name is Tórur and this is my 29th winter...I was born about 3 moons before the battle of the Falklands started. Although I have been married for almost 6 winters, I've only managed to breed a daughter so far ... she is 4 winters old.

    Unfortunately I was born and raised to believe in the old gods by my parents, but ever since I managed to escape from my parents and their (I suspect foul) indoctrination of the old gods, I've felt that there was something bigger than the old gods out there...something stronger, something greater.
    I cut all ties to my parents about 13 winters ago and I haven't looked back.

    After posting my first post in this Great Forum, I received a PM from a Senior member that encouraged me to make a thread of my own here in the Introduction section. This Senior member encouraged me to write a post where I introduce myself, my church, and how I came to find Jesus.

    Since I neither have a church or have found Jesus, my first thought was that I was not welcome into this forum, so I wished that Thors hammer would strike down this Senior member (I hope you're ok Senior member ), but then I thought that this might be a test; maybe the Great God was testing me.

    For the last 13 winters I have been searching for this Great God in our small village, but it's not until lately, after I've invested in this device allowing me to come online, that I have begun to find answers.

    One day while searching online on the device I came across the KJB and I read Lev.15:19- 24. It was then that I realized that maybe I had sought the wrong places. I've always locked my wife inside a small room while she was in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (there is access from this room to a small enclosed fencing in the backyard); how could I have know that this was the right thing to do?! I sure didn't learn this from my parents!
    That got me thinking I had been searching in the wrong places all along, that got me thinking that the Great God maybe was within me...I just had not allowed Him to "come forth"

    Now I believe that He led me to find the KJB and that He led me to this Great forum.
    The Satanic Trinity of Corruption: Codex Vaticanus, Codex Sinaiticus & Codex Alexandrinus.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: New here...

    Originally posted by Tyrfing View Post
    Hello, my name is Tórur and this is my 29th winter...I was born about 3 moons before the battle of the Falklands started. Although I have been married for almost 6 winters, I've only managed to breed a daughter so far ... she is 4 winters old.
    I'm confused. Are you an injun?

    Unfortunately I was born and raised to believe in the old gods
    Not "old gods". "False gods".
    by my parents, but ever since I managed to escape from my parents and their (I suspect foul) indoctrination of the false "gods", I've felt that there was something bigger than the false "gods" out there...something stronger, something greater.
    See how much more correct that looks with the proper terminology?

    I cut all ties to my parents about 13 winters ago and I haven't looked back.
    I'm sure those savage redskins won't even notice you missing, not unless you were the sole provider of their "firewater".

    After posting my first post in this Great Forum, I received a PM from a Senior member that encouraged me to make a thread of my own here in the Introduction section. This Senior member encouraged me to write a post where I introduce myself, my church, and how I came to find Jesus.
    So far, so good...

    Since I neither have a church or have found Jesus, my first thought was that I was not welcome into this forum, so I wished that Thors hammer would strike down this Senior member (I hope you're ok Senior member ), but then I thought that this might be a test; maybe the Great God was testing me.
    Wait... what?!?! You HAVEN'T found Jesus? And when did injuns start worshiping that false "god" Thor? Though I guess one false "god" is the same as the next false "god"...

    For the last 13 winters I have been searching for this Great God in our small village, but it's not until lately, after I've invested in this device allowing me to come online, that I have begun to find answers.
    In other words, your teepee finally has electricity?

    One day while searching online on the device I came across the KJB and I read Lev.15:19- 24. It was then that I realized that maybe I had sought the wrong places. I've always locked my wife inside a small room while she was in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (there is access from this room to a small enclosed fencing in the backyard); how could I have know that this was the right thing to do?! I sure didn't learn this from my parents!
    That got me thinking I had been searching in the wrong places all along, that got me thinking that the Great God maybe was within me...I just had not allowed Him to "come forth"

    Now I believe that He led me to find the KJB and that He led me to this Great forum.
    While God IS great, there is no need to keep calling him "the Great God". Just "God", "Jesus", "Lord", "Lord Jesus", "Jesus Christ", etc are fine.
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    • Tyrfing
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Feb 2011
      • 12

      #3
      Re: New here...

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      I'm confused. Are you an injun?
      Oh sorry I forgot; I am from the Faroe Islands...and no I'm not an injun, there are no injun here.

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      Not "old gods". "False gods".

      See how much more correct that looks with the proper terminology?
      Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      In other words, your teepee finally has electricity?
      We've actually had electricity for a couple of winters now, and I must admit that I do not remember how we managed without it.
      Now I can light up a dark room simply by touching a device that is situated on the wall right next to the door...and the whole room is illuminated instantly.
      If you haven't got electricity, I highly recommend that you get it as soon as possible...I can assure you that you will not regret it.


      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      While God IS great, there is no need to keep calling him "the Great God". Just "God", "Jesus", "Lord", "Lord Jesus", "Jesus Christ", etc are fine.
      Yeah...I'm sorry about that, but it's a kind of reminder to myself: It is really hard to replace a god carrying a hammer with a God that was nailed to a cross, but I'm really trying....
      The Satanic Trinity of Corruption: Codex Vaticanus, Codex Sinaiticus & Codex Alexandrinus.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #4
        Re: New here...

        Hi.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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