BELGIAN world record - utterly unimportant

[Philemon]

brethren,

tomorrow, if all goes well, my counry Belgium will beat Iraq in breaking the world record for a country going without a government after an election.
To me this is proof that God exists and that our good Lord loves Belgium.
Without a ruler, there would be chaos, no? And since Belgium did not have a ruling government for the past 8 months and survived this without chaos. It must have been God who ruled us.

Praise the Lord for loving Belgium so much!

big hug to all of you!

philemon

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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brethren,

tomorrow, if all goes well, my counry Belgium will beat Iraq in breaking the world record for a country going without a government after an election.
To me this is proof that God exists and that our good Lord loves Belgium.
Without a ruler, there would be chaos, no? And since Belgium did not have a ruling government for the past 8 months and survived this without chaos. It must have been God who ruled us.

Praise the Lord for loving Belgium so much!

big hug to all of you!

philemon

I remember hearing of a sillier post than this posted on the internet once. I think it was in the late 60s.

If not true - congratulations in advance.

[Sister Kitty]

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brethren,

tomorrow, if all goes well, my counry Belgium will beat Iraq in breaking the world record for a country going without a government after an election.
To me this is proof that God exists and that our good Lord loves Belgium.
Without a ruler, there would be chaos, no? And since Belgium did not have a ruling government for the past 8 months and survived this without chaos. It must have been God who ruled us.

Praise the Lord for loving Belgium so much!

big hug to all of you!

philemon

You live in a strange land (if it indeed exists at all). Didn't your King go insane for one day?

So when is the big split happening? I understand your supposed country can't get along with itself and wants to become two supposed countries.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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You live in a strange land (if it indeed exists at all). Didn't your King go insane for one day?

So when is the big split happening? I understand your supposed country can't get along with itself and wants to become two supposed countries.

That's right. They were going to split into Holland and Luxembourg weren't they?

They're all a bunch of stark raving walooneys anyway.

[Philemon]

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You live in a strange land (if it indeed exists at all). Didn't your King go insane for one day?

So when is the big split happening? I understand your supposed country can't get along with itself and wants to become two supposed countries.

Yes, the king of Belgium went insane. Not for one but for two days!! He was against the new abortionlaw. So the government declared him insane, signed the law and declared him sane again. You gotta love the surrealism!

[Sister Kitty]

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Yes, the king of Belgium went insane. Not for one but for two days!! He was against the new abortionlaw. So the government declared him insane, signed the law and declared him sane again. You gotta love the surrealism!

I see. So someone who is opposed to murdering infants in Belgium is declared insane. That is an interesting country you have there. Jesus must be greatly impressed.

[Wide-Open]

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I see. So someone who is opposed to murdering infants in Belgium is declared insane. That is an interesting country you have there. Jesus must be greatly impressed.

I can assure you He isn't. And - on a lesser scale obviously - neither am I.

I'm living in a chaos here Sister. The last DoF briefing - about the state of this so called country - didn't arrive in time (postal services on strike), so I wasn't even aware of the mass riots that will start to happen tomorrow.

I will pray for the souls of all those about to die without having had the chance of hearing me speak about our Lord and Saviour.

I will try to leave tonight and wait out the civil war in the warm safety of Freehold. I'm waiting for Pastor Zeke to wire me the money for the plane ticket.

PS:

[Philemon]

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I see. So someone who is opposed to murdering infants in Belgium is declared insane. That is an interesting country you have there. Jesus must be greatly impressed.

excuse me but the KJV contains no verses prohiting voluntary abortion

[Philemon]

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excuse me but the KJV contains no verses prohiting voluntary abortion

prohibiting, that is

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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excuse me but the KJV contains no verses prohiting voluntary abortion

Prohitting?

In favor of banjoing peple or what?

Prosmacking? Same thing? Antislapping?
Prozacking is what you people need I think.

[Jesus is Lord]

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excuse me but the KJV contains no verses prohiting voluntary abortion

Really? Mine contains quite a few. It doesn't say "thou shalt not have an abortion" outright but it is easy enough to find out Jesus' view on it.

Exodus 20:13 - Thou shalt not kill.
Deuteronomy 5:17 - Thou shalt not kill.
Romans 13:8-10 - For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

Abortion is the murder of pre-born babies, who are damned to the fires of Hell for all eternity for not knowing Jesus Christ.

The Bible tells us God considers one alive even before they are born, and thus damned to Hell due to original sin.
Jeremiah 1:4-5 - Then the word of the LORD came unto me, saying, 5Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.
Job 31:15 - Did not he that made me in the womb make him? and did not one fashion us in the womb?
Psalm 139:13-16 - For thou hast possessed my reins: thou hast covered me in my mother's womb. 14I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: marvellous are thy works; and that my soul knoweth right well.
15My substance was not hid from thee, when I was made in secret, and curiously wrought in the lowest parts of the earth.
16Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.
Isaiah 44:2 - Thus saith the LORD that made thee, and formed thee from the womb, which will help thee; Fear not, O Jacob, my servant; and thou, Jesurun, whom I have chosen.
Isaiah 46:3-4 - Hearken unto me, O house of Jacob, and all the remnant of the house of Israel, which are borne by me from the belly, which are carried from the womb:
4And even to your old age I am he; and even to hoar hairs will I carry you: I have made, and I will bear; even I will carry, and will deliver you.
Isaiah 49:5 - And now, saith the LORD that formed me from the womb to be his servant, to bring Jacob again to him, Though Israel be not gathered, yet shall I be glorious in the eyes of the LORD, and my God shall be my strength.
Luke 1:41-44 - And it came to pass, that, when Elisabeth heard the salutation of Mary, the babe leaped in her womb; and Elisabeth was filled with the Holy Ghost:
42And she spake out with a loud voice, and said, Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb.
43And whence is this to me, that the mother of my Lord should come to me?
44For, lo, as soon as the voice of thy salutation sounded in mine ears, the babe leaped in my womb for joy.

[Philemon]

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Really? Mine contains quite a few. It doesn't say "thou shalt not have an abortion" outright but it is easy enough to find out Jesus' view on it.

Exodus 20:13 - Thou shalt not kill.
Deuteronomy 5:17 - Thou shalt not kill.
Romans 13:8-10 - For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
.

so it is not ok to kill an unborn, but it is ok to kill children after they are born?

Deuteronomy 21:18-21:
If a man haue a stubborne and rebellious sonne, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that when they haue chastened him, wil not hearken vnto them:
Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out vnto the Elders of his citie, and vnto the gate of his place:
And they shall say vnto the Elders of his citie, This our sonne is stubborne, and rebellious, hee will not obey our voice: he is a glutton, & a drunkard.
And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that hee die: so shalt thou put euill away from among you, and all Israel shall heare, & feare.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

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so it is not ok to kill an unborn, but it is ok to kill children after they are born?

If the Bible says so, of course. By stoning or whichever prescribed method Scripture dictates. Everybody knows that.

[Philemon]

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If the Bible says so, of course. By stoning or whichever prescribed method Scripture dictates. Everybody knows that.

I have already learned a great deal since joining this forum.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I have already learned a great deal since joining this forum.

Philemon, I can assure you that Lost Sheep McUinnean speaks sarcasm, and if he so desires he will verbally flay you with your own words (and some you will never even be able to comprehend).

Tread softly, and conduct yourself respectfully. Know your place, both in the world in general and in Landover specifically.

"Death and life in the power of the tongue: and they that love it shall eat the fruit thereof." (Proverbs 18:21)

"The sluggard wiser in his own conceit than seven men that can render a reason." (Proverbs 26:16)

"For vain man would be wise, though man be born a wild ass's colt." (Job 11:12)

YiC,

The Vicar