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  • MissionaryOnAMission
    Guest
    • Feb 2011
    • 31

    #16
    Re: Greetings brethren

    Looks to me like he is going to burn in hell with the jews and faggots.

    Find God before it is too late. Save yourself from damnation. Only Jesus Christ can save you. Not some comic book character.

    Praise Jesus.

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    • Columba Sprit
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Feb 2011
      • 7

      #17
      Re: Greetings brethren

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      Planning on dying in a glorious battle are you? You do realize that there aren't different heavens depending on what you believe in. You either follow the ENTIRE KJV Bible, or you go to Hell, the choice is yours.
      I do plan on dying in a battle...

      What is I chose the Quran? That seems more realistic

      Lo, there do I see my father
      Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers
      Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning
      Lo, they do call to me
      They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla
      Where the brave may live.
      Forever.

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      • BelieverInGod
        Fourm Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 9269

        #18
        Re: Greetings brethren

        Originally posted by Columba Sprit View Post
        I do plan on dying in a battle...
        Well I'm sure there's a recruiting station near you. Log off and go join!

        Then again, to quote General Patton: No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

        But hey, whatever floats your boat.

        What is I chose the Quran? That seems more realistic
        You found Odin in the Koran, did you?

        Lo, there do I see my father
        Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers
        Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning
        Lo, they do call to me
        They bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla
        Where the brave may live.
        Forever.
        Awww....... Someone watched the 13th Warrior, isn't that cute.
        Drama queen

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        • Harold C. Howard
          Unsaved trash
          • Feb 2011
          • 7

          #19
          Re: Greetings brethren

          Originally posted by Columba Sprit View Post
          Oh well... In the hall of Valhalla we can feast with the real GODS

          May Thor give you peace

          Valhalla? What is this nord heresy?

          May God have mercy on your soul.

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          • Columba Sprit
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2011
            • 7

            #20
            Re: Greetings brethren

            Tyr will bring me justice on you all

            bleet that!

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            • MissionaryOnAMission
              Guest
              • Feb 2011
              • 31

              #21
              Re: Greetings brethren

              You are possessed by Satan Columba. You are scum!

              Prepare to burn in hell for all eternity. You are nothing more than a jewish, faggot taliban.

              You will answer to Christ one day. May the Good Lord have mercy on your pitiful little homosexual soul.

              Praise Jesus

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              • Columba Sprit
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2011
                • 7

                #22
                Re: Greetings brethren

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post

                You found Odin in the Koran, did you?


                Awww....... Someone watched the 13th Warrior, isn't that cute.
                Seems like you did too

                No I was raise a pagan from Birth.. But if I had to chose i'd chose the Quran over the bible ... That's just the way it is

                May Thor show mercy on you all

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                • Harold C. Howard
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 7

                  #23
                  Re: Greetings brethren

                  Originally posted by MissionaryOnAMission View Post
                  You are possessed by Satan Columba. You are scum!

                  Prepare to burn in hell for all eternity. You are nothing more than a jewish, faggot taliban.

                  You will answer to Christ one day. May the Good Lord have mercy on your pitiful little homosexual soul.

                  Praise Jesus
                  It is indeed a positive sign to see such enthusiasm from a young follower of God. The majority of youth these days are nothing but hellbound trash, void of purpose and overflowing with sin. I commend your conviction young man and know God shall guide you on your journey.

                  In Jesus

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                  • MissionaryOnAMission
                    Guest
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 31

                    #24
                    Re: Greetings brethren

                    Originally posted by Harold C. Howard View Post
                    It is indeed a positive sign to see such enthusiasm from a young follower of God. The majority of youth these days are nothing but hellbound trash, void of purpose and overflowing with sin. I commend your conviction young man and know God shall guide you on your journey.

                    In Jesus
                    Thank you for your kind words Mr. Howard.

                    It means a lot coming from a wise man like yourself. I can tell you are a true man of the Lord. God Bless you, and may Jesus Christ insert himself deeply into you and guide you always. For God is Love.

                    Praise Jesus

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: Greetings brethren

                      Originally posted by Harold C. Howard View Post
                      It is indeed a positive sign to see such enthusiasm from a young follower of God. The majority of youth these days are nothing but hellbound trash, void of purpose and overflowing with sin. I commend your conviction young man and know God shall guide you on your journey.

                      In Jesus
                      Originally posted by MissionaryOnAMission View Post
                      Thank you for your kind words Mr. Howard.

                      It means a lot coming from a wise man like yourself. I can tell you are a true man of the Lord. God Bless you, and may Jesus Christ insert himself deeply into you and guide you always. For God is Love.

                      Praise Jesus
                      You two ladies aquainted with each other? Sure seems like it.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Harold C. Howard
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 7

                        #26
                        Re: Greetings brethren

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        You two ladies aquainted with each other? Sure seems like it.

                        I'm not following Pastor. Is it normal behaviour to treat all new members in such form?

                        To the best of my knowledge, I don't know anyone on this site. Could you elaborate?

                        And I certainly don't appreciate being called a lady by a kid half my age. Show some damn respect.

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                        • MissionaryOnAMission
                          Guest
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 31

                          #27
                          Re: Greetings brethren

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          You two ladies aquainted with each other? Sure seems like it.
                          I find that comment to be very rude Pastor.

                          And for the record, no I do not know Mr. Howard.

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                          • MissionaryOnAMission
                            Guest
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 31

                            #28
                            Re: Greetings brethren

                            Why does it say I am a sinner who has rejected Christ?

                            This is saddening. I'm almost ill seeing myself labeled as such. Jesus Christ is my Savior and always comes first in my life. I follow his word, and his word only. I am here to learn, and to meet fellow good-hearted Christians who can help me learn the teachings of the Lord. I am here because the God brought me here.

                            I have done nothing wrong and I'm being shunned as though I'm some tattoo wearing hippie. If I did anything against the rules I am deeply sorry and I apologize.

                            I am a man of Christ and all I want is to share his word with all of you. I will pray that you will see that I am not a sinner and that I am here with only the best intentions. God is good and he will guide me down the right path. God is great.

                            Praise Jesus

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #29
                              Re: Greetings brethren

                              Originally posted by Harold C. Howard View Post
                              Show some damn respect.
                              Cool your jets, Harriet.

                              Pastor Ezekiel is a True Christian™, and if you are unfamiliar with the gravity of that designation, I suggest you read some of the many linked threads and rules that will inform you, lest you be cast into the virtual lake of fire.



                              As for Pastor Ezekiel's age, being right with the Lord is like being fully-immersed in Vitamin E, cocoa butter and collagen, all day long!



                              YiC,

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                              • Zechariah Smyth
                                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                True Christian™
                                • Feb 2011
                                • 15251

                                #30
                                Re: Greetings brethren

                                Originally posted by MissionaryOnAMission View Post
                                Why does it say I am a sinner who has rejected Christ? etc. etc. blah blah blah tears tears etc. etc.
                                Be patient and obedient. In the meantime, I can only provide you with Scripture-based sustenance:

                                "And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not." (Galatians 6:9)

                                "But let patience have her perfect work, that ye may be perfect and entire, wanting nothing." (James 1:4)

                                "He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty; and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city." (Proverbs 16:32).

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