Greetings brethren

[The Dean of Nazarene]

I have been fortunate enough to have been guided by the Lord to this site.

I look forward to irrational discussions and pseudo-scientific claims.

God hates fags.

Amen.

[MissionaryOnAMission]

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Amen.

[Brother Enoch]

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Hello Dean. Tell us a bit about yourself. Are you married? How many sons has your wife borne you? What is the best pie she makes? What's your opinion on UFC? What is your favorite verse in the KJV Bible? And where did you get that snazzy avatar of Jesus cradling a young Dick Cheney in His arms?

[The Dean of Nazarene]

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Hello Dean. Tell us a bit about yourself. Are you married? How many sons has your wife borne you? What is the best pie she makes? What's your opinion on UFC? What is your favorite verse in the KJV Bible? And where did you get that snazzy avatar of Jesus cradling a young Dick Cheney in His arms?

I am 54. I have a moustache. I run a basement branch of the Westboro Baptist Church in the chilly parts of northern Canada. I am the only member.

Wife? No. I have a roomate. He is 17. His name is Billy. He makes a mean meatloaf.

UFC? Union of Father Christ? (I love MMA)

Favourite verse? It's a tossup between the crushed testicles one in my signature, or this piece of genius:

"And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them." - Kings 2:23-24

The Dick Cheney as a baby being cradled by the Lord was a painting I purchased in an online auction for $750.00. Owning a piece of such memorabilia was just too good to pass up. If you would like, I'd have no problems printing off a copy and mailing it to you.

I hope this works at giving you some insight into myself. And I thank you for the welcome.

Praise Jesus.

[Columba Sprit]

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Praise baby Jebus!

[John Creeser]

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Dean, I am going to go out on a limb here and infer you are trolling us.

[James Hutchins]

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I am 54. I have a moustache. I run a basement branch of the Westboro Baptist Church in the chilly parts of northern Canada. I am the only member.

Wife? No. I have a roomate. He is 17. His name is Billy. He makes a mean meatloaf.

UFC? Union of Father Christ? (I love MMA)

Favourite verse? It's a tossup between the crushed testicles one in my signature, or this piece of genius:

"And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them." - Kings 2:23-24

The Dick Cheney as a baby being cradled by the Lord was a painting I purchased in an online auction for $750.00. Owning a piece of such memorabilia was just too good to pass up. If you would like, I'd have no problems printing off a copy and mailing it to you.

I hope this works at giving you some insight into myself. And I thank you for the welcome.

Praise Jesus.

Oh, you are one of those religous fanatics....

I am against you people protesting at Soldiers funerals. They died fighting for the American way of life in those foreign hellholes.

[MissionaryOnAMission]

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I feel you guys are being too hard on Dean. He may do things a little differently, but he is still a man of God. He seems like a good guy, who only wants to spread the word of our Almighty Lord. He was brought here by God, and we should help him in whatever ways we can.

God is good. I will pray for you Dean.

Praise Jesus.

[BelieverInGod]

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I am 54. I have a moustache. I run a basement branch of the Westboro Baptist Church in the chilly parts of northern Canada. I am the only member.

So you're a liberal who believes that women should be the frontmen of your church?

Wife? No. I have a roomate. He is 17. His name is Billy. He makes a mean meatloaf.

Uh-huh...

UFC? Union of Father Christ? (I love MMA)

mhmmm.....

Favourite verse? It's a tossup between the crushed testicles one in my signature, or this piece of genius:

"And he went up from thence unto Beth-el: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them." - Kings 2:23-24

As much as I love this quote I feel like I'm smelling a rat.

The Dick Cheney as a baby being cradled by the Lord was a painting I purchased in an online auction for $750.00. Owning a piece of such memorabilia was just too good to pass up. If you would like, I'd have no problems printing off a copy and mailing it to you.

You're going to stuff a piece of artwork through a copier?

I hope this works at giving you some insight into myself. And I thank you for the welcome.

Praise Jesus.

Well, I'll offer you a suspicious hello at this time. However, considering the number of trolls we get here, I will wait until the pastors let me know whether you can be trusted or not.

[BelieverInGod]

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I feel you guys are being too hard on Dean. He may do things a little differently, but he is still a man of God. He seems like a good guy, who only wants to spread the word of our Almighty Lord. He was brought here by God, and we should help him in whatever ways we can.

God is good. I will pray for you Dean.

Praise Jesus.

So you believe that anyone who claims to be a man of God should be welcomed with open arms?

You're not his "roommate" are you?

[Columba Sprit]

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So you believe that anyone who claims to be a man of God should be welcomed with open arms?

You're not his "roommate" are you?

I believe every soul deserves a chance.. What would Jesus do?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I believe every soul deserves a chance.. What would Jesus do?

It's obvious Dean is a liar...and Jesus would damn the liar straight to Hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Also, funny how you two gents jump to his defense so readily. Kinda like you know each other.

[MissionaryOnAMission]

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I did not know he was a troll. I just thought that maybe he was different and that we could show him the ways of our Lord and Savior. I just want to do what is right and to save as many people as I can. Spreding the good word of Christ is very important to me.

You know better than I do when scum is among us though. I will take your word for it and I will pray for the scum.

My apologizes Rev. Jim. God Bless you.

Praise Jesus

[Columba Sprit]

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It's obvious Dean is a liar...and Jesus would damn the liar straight to Hell.

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Also, funny how you two gents jump to his defense so readily. Kinda like you know each other.

Oh well... In the hall of Valhalla we can feast with the real GODS

May Thor give you peace

[BelieverInGod]

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Oh well... In the hall of Valhalla we can feast with the real GODS

May Thor give you peace

Planning on dying in a glorious battle are you? You do realize that there aren't different heavens depending on what you believe in. You either follow the ENTIRE KJV Bible, or you go to Hell, the choice is yours.