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    Good Day Fellow Christians!

    Good Day my bretheren, My name is Harold Williamson, I am a lawyer in Ireland, with my department in Dublin.

    Currently out of work as a the recession hit, I turned to God quite recently.

    Asking where I could find a caring christian community a kind man on Yahoo answers directed me here.

    I am hoping you can provide me with some insight into the bible help in becoming a better Christian.

    That is all,

    Thank you for reading.

    H. Williamson.
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    Re: Good Day Fellow Christians!

    Sorry, I just notcied that the words "unsaved trash" appear beneath my name?

    Has my account been hacked or something?

    Is that just a bit of humour?

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    • #3
      Re: Good Day Fellow Christians!

      Originally posted by Williamson View Post
      Sorry, I just notcied that the words "unsaved trash" appear beneath my name?

      Has my account been hacked or something?

      Is that just a bit of humour?
      Welcome Harold! A Godly name.

      No, all new members are presumed to be unsaved trash until they prove otherwise. You surely understand that we are bombarded every day with atheist scum that hate Jesus and waste our time. Show your love for Jesus as you establish your personal relationship, and the moniker could very well go away.

      What area of law? We have many fine Christian men in good standing with the BAR here.

      Are you married with children?

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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        Re: Good Day Fellow Christians!

        Welcome, sorry about the title though I would think you people would be immune to mick names by now.

        How many sons has your seed produced for Jesus?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          Re: Good Day Fellow Christians!

          Originally posted by Williamson View Post
          Good Day my bretheren, My name is Harold Williamson, I am a lawyer in Ireland, with my department in Dublin.

          Currently out of work as a the recession hit, I turned to God quite recently.

          Asking where I could find a caring christian community a kind man on Yahoo answers directed me here.

          I am hoping you can provide me with some insight into the bible help in becoming a better Christian.

          That is all,

          Thank you for reading.

          H. Williamson.
          Welcome Harold. I hope your introduction proves true. It is a relieve to get someone who could turn out to be educated here in our wonderful forum at Landover Baptist Church.

          You forgot to tell us what your favorite Bible verses are. You forgot to tell us what the favorite pie of your wife's is. You forgot to tell us how many soldiers for Christ you have sired. You forgot to tell us how long it takes for you to clean your guns. You forgot to tell us how many souls you have fished for Baby Jesus every day.

          Are you always that forgetful? Isn't that a hindrance in the legal profession?

          I'm very sorry that you have to live in heathen Ireland but as much as God hates that country, He sure did devote a lot of effort into making it pretty.
          YiJC, BS

          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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            Re: Good Day Fellow Christians!

            Originally posted by Williamson View Post
            Good Day my bretheren, My name is Harold Williamson, I am a lawyer in Ireland, with my department in Dublin.

            Currently out of work as a the recession hit, I turned to God quite recently.

            Asking where I could find a caring christian community a kind man on Yahoo answers directed me here.

            I am hoping you can provide me with some insight into the bible help in becoming a better Christian.

            That is all,

            Thank you for reading.

            H. Williamson.
            When you sober up could you tell us what your relationship with Christ Jesus is? How many times have you been sodomized by your local "fathers?"

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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