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  • Hey.

    What's up, Landover?

    I've been reading a few posts on these forums and feel I should tell you a bit of my story.

    I'm a 20 year old man who was baptized (in a Baptist church) at the tender age of 7. My parents told me that there's this God fellow whom I must fear in order to go someplace nice when I die. Now, as a young child, you have nary an idea of what death means but the idea of Religion is like trying to convince Freehold to elect a gay mayor or something.

    So...I got up there and told them that I accept Jesus in my heart and the pastor man dipped me in the big Jesus pool behind the pulpit and that's that apparently.

    Nay! When I got a bit older I started reading these things called "non-Christian books" that contain ideas about things different from the ones in that King James tome. There are gay people in there and they don't prey on children!
    And you can think for yourself!
    And death is the end.

    I would like to end this with a quote from one of my favorite books.
    It's from Phillip K. Dick's "The Man in the High Castle".

    "They want to be the agents, not the victims, of history. They identify with God's power and believe they are godlike. That is their basic madness. They are overcome by some archetype; their egos have expanded psychotically so that they cannot tell where they begin and the godhead leaves off. It is not hubris, not pride; it is inflation of the ego to its ultimate - confusion between him who worships and that which is worshiped. Man has not eaten God; God has eaten man. What they do not comprehend is man's helplessness. I am weak, small, of no consequence to the universe. It does not notice me; I live on unseen. But why is that bad? Isn't it better that way? Whom the gods notice they destroy. Be small . . . and you will escape the jealousy of the great."

    You guys is Nazis.

  • #2
    Re: Hey.

    Originally posted by hubologist View Post
    What's up, Landover?

    I've been reading a few posts on these forums and feel I should tell you a bit of my story.

    I'm a 20 year old man who was baptized (in a Baptist church) at the tender age of 7. My parents told me that there's this God fellow whom I must fear in order to go someplace nice when I die. Now, as a young child, you have nary an idea of what death means but the idea of Religion is like trying to convince Freehold to elect a gay mayor or something.
    Your parents tried to raise you the right way. That's good.

    Originally posted by hubologist View Post
    So...I got up there and told them that I accept Jesus in my heart and the pastor man dipped me in the big Jesus pool behind the pulpit and that's that apparently.
    Praise Jesus!

    Did you hear a voice or anything after that? Did you have the Holy Spirit leading you?

    Originally posted by hubologist View Post
    Nay! When I got a bit older I started reading these things called "non-Christian books" that contain ideas about things different from the ones in that King James tome.
    I think I see where it all went wrong here. Your parents should have done a better job burning such filth and made sure you went to a real Christian college.

    I'm sure your mother is beside herself because you rejected Christ.

    Originally posted by hubologist View Post
    There are gay people in there and they don't prey on children!
    And you can think for yourself!

    God mocking rant skipped.


    You guys is Nazis.
    Why thank you for stopping by to spread your hate and persecution to us Christians. The Bible says we are blessed by your hatred.

    Enjoy burning for all eternity for questioning God.
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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    • #3
      Re: Hey.

      Allo Hubo! I am Mary-Yves! You feel much happiness in meeting me!

      Why are you suffering from the mind depravity so common with the anglo? Why do you want believe the death is the end? Are you not wanting more?

      The Jesus, even in the silly anglo Bible, will give you more a reason for being living! You can never be me, a person from Quebec! But you you can still be living a life which is having purposes. Do not give up and give your life over to Santana!

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      • #4
        Re: Hey.

        Originally posted by hubologist View Post
        You guys is Nazis.
        Of all the things that you will go to Hell for, I nominate subject-verb disagreement as the most egregious offense.

        YiC,

        The Vicar
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        • #5
          Re: Hey.

          Dear Godmocking Fool;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and setting fire to orphanages to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Hey.

            Hiya, Hubologist!

            Tell me, why is it that a big, grown-up 20-year-old man like yourself joins a Christian church's discussion forum under a pseudonym to spout hatred, instead of manning up and going to your parents' church to explain to the congregation how stupid you think they and your parents all are?

            Is it because you're a pathetic, gutless coward who will only speak his so-called "mind" when he THINKS he is anonymous behind the computer, when he THINKS nobody is tracking his IP address?

            Yes, I'm guessing that's about it.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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