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    Hello Need Some Help

    I've been having an issue as of late down their and thought I'd check out these forums for help

    I've been trying to avoid masturbation but it's can be hard with the internet & television

    My mother is stern woman who had the talk with me a year ago about sex and how I need to be strong and not give into sexual desires and touch myself
    and need to wait to I'm older and get married to the person I love and all that you know the usual speech

    But her's the problem even if I avoid the internet & television I can't help it you see my mother is very attractive I have sexual thoughts that I know are wrong but I can't stop thinking about her

    My friend always jokes with me and says my mothers a milf which confuses me even more

    Is their not a saying that a son wants to kill their father and make love to their mother?

    Maybe I need therapy?
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  • #2
    Re: Hello Need Some Help

    Maybe you need more Jesus?

    My guess is that a cooter demon has invaded you. Prayer often helps to chase them away.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • #3
      Re: Hello Need Some Help

      No...I think he needs to see a Psychiatrist.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello Need Some Help

        Originally posted by Shinji Ex View Post
        Is their (sic) not a saying that a son wants to kill their father and make love to their mother?
        Not in the Bible, boy. You must be thinking about those filthy Greeks and Romans with their made-up gods.



        No, the Bible is quite explicit as regards mother/son relationships:

        "None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD." (Leviticus 18:6)

        The only way a son should picture his mother is in a full-length dress in sensible heels, wearing an apron and bringing a pie to the dinner table.

        "The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame." (Proverbs 29:15)

        Self-explanatory.

        Originally posted by Shinji Ex View Post
        Maybe I need therapy?
        Yes, but not the kind you are fantasizing about.

        YiC,

        Z. Smyth
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        • #5
          Re: Hello Need Some Help

          I think I'll have a talk with my teacher she's very friendly and very helpful with me and the others when we need help with are work

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          • #6
            Re: Hello Need Some Help

            Originally posted by Shinji Ex View Post
            I think I'll have a talk with my teacher she's very friendly and very helpful with me and the others when we need help with are work
            Good luck with that. Hope everything works out for you.

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            • #7
              Re: Hello Need Some Help

              Originally posted by Shinji the queerboy View Post
              I've been having an issue as of late down their and thought I'd check out these forums for help

              I've been trying to avoid masturbation but it's can be hard with the internet & television

              My mother is stern woman who had the talk with me a year ago about sex and how I need to be strong and not give into sexual desires and touch myself
              and need to wait to I'm older and get married to the person I love and all that you know the usual speech

              But her's the problem even if I avoid the internet & television I can't help it you see my mother is very attractive I have sexual thoughts that I know are wrong but I can't stop thinking about her

              My friend always jokes with me and says my mothers a milf which confuses me even more

              Is their not a saying that a son wants to kill their father and make love to their mother?

              Maybe I need therapy?
              Perverts like you really turn my stomach.

              I'll bet you've never been to church in your life.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Hello Need Some Help

                Originally posted by Shinji the queerboy View Post
                But her's the problem even if I avoid the internet & television I can't help it you see my mother is very attractive I have sexual thoughts that I know are wrong but I can't stop thinking about her

                ...

                Maybe I need therapy?
                Dear Friend,

                When I have a problem, I go to the Bible. God doesn't give us a problem without also giving us a solution.

                Your problem is that you have an uncontrollable lust for the gaping lady-gash from which you were born. The solution, I'm pleased to tell you, is found in Matthew 19:12:

                For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

                So, there is solution! Are you man enough to do it? Man enough to join BAB's True Christian(tm) Eunuch Brigade? I promise Satan will never again be able to tempt you with carnal blandishments about the woman who bore you. (And get ready for some SERIOUS Yahtzee! nights).

                Yours in Him,
                BAB <------- God's Lil' Angel

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