Hello Need Some Help

[Shinji the queerboy]

I've been having an issue as of late down their and thought I'd check out these forums for help

I've been trying to avoid masturbation but it's can be hard with the internet & television

My mother is stern woman who had the talk with me a year ago about sex and how I need to be strong and not give into sexual desires and touch myself
and need to wait to I'm older and get married to the person I love and all that you know the usual speech

But her's the problem even if I avoid the internet & television I can't help it you see my mother is very attractive I have sexual thoughts that I know are wrong but I can't stop thinking about her

My friend always jokes with me and says my mothers a milf which confuses me even more

Is their not a saying that a son wants to kill their father and make love to their mother?

Maybe I need therapy?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello Need Some Help

Maybe you need more Jesus?

My guess is that a cooter demon has invaded you. Prayer often helps to chase them away.

[Imperialfool]

Re: Hello Need Some Help

No...I think he needs to see a Psychiatrist.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello Need Some Help

Is their (sic) not a saying that a son wants to kill their father and make love to their mother?

Not in the Bible, boy. You must be thinking about those filthy Greeks and Romans with their made-up gods.



No, the Bible is quite explicit as regards mother/son relationships:

"None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD." (Leviticus 18:6)

The only way a son should picture his mother is in a full-length dress in sensible heels, wearing an apron and bringing a pie to the dinner table.

"The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame." (Proverbs 29:15)

Self-explanatory.

Maybe I need therapy?

Yes, but not the kind you are fantasizing about.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Shinji the queerboy]

Re: Hello Need Some Help

I think I'll have a talk with my teacher she's very friendly and very helpful with me and the others when we need help with are work

[Chris York]

Re: Hello Need Some Help

I think I'll have a talk with my teacher she's very friendly and very helpful with me and the others when we need help with are work

Good luck with that. Hope everything works out for you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Need Some Help

I've been having an issue as of late down their and thought I'd check out these forums for help

I've been trying to avoid masturbation but it's can be hard with the internet & television

My mother is stern woman who had the talk with me a year ago about sex and how I need to be strong and not give into sexual desires and touch myself
and need to wait to I'm older and get married to the person I love and all that you know the usual speech

But her's the problem even if I avoid the internet & television I can't help it you see my mother is very attractive I have sexual thoughts that I know are wrong but I can't stop thinking about her

My friend always jokes with me and says my mothers a milf which confuses me even more

Is their not a saying that a son wants to kill their father and make love to their mother?

Maybe I need therapy?

Perverts like you really turn my stomach.

I'll bet you've never been to church in your life.

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Hello Need Some Help

But her's the problem even if I avoid the internet & television I can't help it you see my mother is very attractive I have sexual thoughts that I know are wrong but I can't stop thinking about her

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Maybe I need therapy?

Dear Friend,

When I have a problem, I go to the Bible. God doesn't give us a problem without also giving us a solution.

Your problem is that you have an uncontrollable lust for the gaping lady-gash from which you were born. The solution, I'm pleased to tell you, is found in Matthew 19:12:

For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

So, there is solution! Are you man enough to do it? Man enough to join BAB's True Christian(tm) Eunuch Brigade? I promise Satan will never again be able to tempt you with carnal blandishments about the woman who bore you. (And get ready for some SERIOUS Yahtzee! nights).

Yours in Him,
BAB <------- God's Lil' Angel