[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Unlike other, more widely spread organized religions, Wicca doesn’t have a specific set of dogmatic rules that state how you must live and act, which I found rather freeing.

So you chose the whore/witch deathstyle because you knew it would enable you to commit as many heinous crimes as you fancied? Why does that not surprise me.

Young ladies these days are under a lot of pressure to engage in casual, anal sex with strange men and boys. Unless you have a sturdy moral foundation (like Jesus) upon which to base your decisions, you are bound to be drawn down the slippery slope of lube and feces that is the quasi-gay deathstyle.

Quasi-gays engage in all of the signature practices of full blown gays, except they do it primarily with members of the opposite sex. These practices include fisting, bestiality, blood orgies, the use of illicit narcotics, and the worship of and sacrifice of animals and humans to Satan.

Does this sound familiar to you?

Well it's never too late to turn to Jesus Christ. He will forgive you, even when you can't forgive yourself. All you need to do it accept His forgiveness and do everything the King James Bible demands. Then you can leave your old "friends" behind. You know, the ones who ritually abused you from infancy and inducted you into the Wiccan cult.

Welcome to Christianity, friend. Your journey is over.

[Nobar King]

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Please don't start sending me friend requests. I only accept them from True Christians.

[James Hutchins]

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Hi Bambi, I knew a girl in Patterson NJ by the same name. Is it you?

It saddens me you have chosen to spend eternity in Hell instead of Heaven. You know, how you behave on Earth is a lot like a chocolate bar. Chocolate is a Devil food. Wiccca is Devils play. With a chocolate bar, it is moment of swallowing the Devil with your lips and eternity on the hips.

[Brother Helge]

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I have a small question as you have chosen to trespass this Godly forum.

Why do you wiccans spread your legs for any bum that happens to pass your way?

Is it somehow connected to your faith or just a result of your lack of inner moral compass?

Yours in Christ!

[Goody Jerusha]

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Goodsirs, should any of you happen upon these witches in the flesh, please remember my family.

I like to burn them.
And hear the witches screaming.
No Hell for Goody.

There are many easy and foolproof ways to test to see if someone is a witch.

Are there any strange marks on the body from where the Devil touched them? If so, they are a witch and should be burned.

If you tie a large stone to their body and cast them into the water and they do not sink, they have renounced baptism, they are a witch and should be burned.

Do they keep too many brooms and can they fly? If so, they are a witch and should be burned.

My youngest, Solomon Solomon Junior, has not yet seen his first witch burning. If anyone finds a witch and plans to burn her, please let me know so my family can come and watch.

Most Wise Brothers; we have never stoned witches in my small community, we have always burnt them. I believe some of the elders have been turning a blind eye as of late, as there have been no burnings for almost two years.

Many fond childhood memories are had at burnings. The cozy warmth of the fire, the smell of fat bubbling on the wood and children roasting chestnuts warm the heart of even the most stern parent.

The screaming and writhing of the condemned only lasts a short while and we drown out the unpleasant noise with hymns.

I long for the days of my youth when there was a burning every month.

It warms the cockles of my heart to reminisce.

God be with ye, good gentlemen.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

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I have a small question as you have chosen to trespass this Godly forum.

Why do you wiccans spread your legs for any bum that happens to pass your way?

Is it somehow connected to your faith or just a result of your lack of inner moral compass?

Yours in Christ!

I've never "spread my legs" for anyone that I didn't truely love. Of course, I've had my heart broken a few times, so I can be a little hesitant about even starting a relationship.

Hi Bambi, I knew a girl in Patterson NJ by the same name. Is it you?

I've never been to New Jersey.

Please don't start sending me friend requests. I only accept them from True Christians.

Very well.

So you chose the whore/witch deathstyle because you knew it would enable you to commit as many heinous crimes as you fancied? Why does that not surprise me.

I've never committed any type of crime.

Young ladies these days are under a lot of pressure to engage in casual, anal sex with strange men and boys. Unless you have a sturdy moral foundation (like Jesus) upon which to base your decisions, you are bound to be drawn down the slippery slope of lube and feces that is the quasi-gay deathstyle.

Quasi-gays engage in all of the signature practices of full blown gays, except they do it primarily with members of the opposite sex. These practices include fisting, bestiality, blood orgies, the use of illicit narcotics, and the worship of and sacrifice of animals and humans to Satan.

I have never engaged in anal sex.
I believe that sex is sacred and should only be between 2 people who truely love each other.

Does this sound familiar to you?

No, it doesn't.

Well it's never too late to turn to Jesus Christ. He will forgive you, even when you can't forgive yourself. All you need to do it accept His forgiveness and do everything the King James Bible demands. Then you can leave your old "friends" behind. You know, the ones who ritually abused you from infancy and inducted you into the Wiccan cult.

I chose this path myself, and none of my friends have ever abused me.

Welcome to Christianity, friend. Your journey is over.

I appreciate the over-all concern, but I can assure you, there is no need for it.

Hi, Bambi, the Prodigal Sister!

I'd like to join Sister Talitha in congratulating you on your decision to turn away from ridiculous, man-made "religions" like Wicca and come to Jesus, who temporarily sacrificed Himself to Himself so that He could forgive you, and anyone else who chooses to follow Him and repent, for breaking His Laws.

By deciding to follow Jesus, you escape forcing Him to resurrect you at Judgment from the peaceful sleep of death, so He can burn you alive for all eternity in His Lake of Fire! If that isn't Unconditional Love, I don't know what is!

This is wonderful! No doubt there is great rejoicing in Heaven at your decision to come to Jesus and be Saved!

I'm not abandoning my path because I believe it to be true for me.

Bambi and Cassandra, please don't take this personnal, I don't harbor any ill feelings toward either of you as a person, it's just your kind that makes me physically sick to my stomach.

I appreciate the honesty.

Well, with that said, could you do me a big favor? I am in charge of next year's 'halloween hell house' for our local Baptist church and would like some info on cauldrons. Where do you people usually go for your cauldron supplies? We are looking for a cauldron that will fit a young child to put the fear of Jesus deep into them.

Most of the time, any "cauldrons" that are out there are only a few inches high and are either used for herbs and such for rituals (although quite a few use decorative bowls), or the cauldron itself is used for simple decoration around the house around Halloween. Both of which are small and go on a tabletop or mantle.
There's no reason for there to be one that's any bigger than that.
<<(This isn't my altar.)

Hopefully the same distributor that you use for cauldrons can also give me a good deal on brooms. If you are not too busy having lesbian orgies, please help me out! YIC! Glory!

I don't have lesbian orgies (or any orgies, for that matter).
As far as the brooms go, I going to take a guess and say that you're referencing the stereotypical witch-flying-on-a-broom image that are normally seen around Halloween.


Some wiccans do have brooms that look like that, but they're just for decoration, nothing more.

[Brother Helge]

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I've never "spread my legs" for anyone that I didn't truely love. Of course, I've had my heart broken a few times, so I can be a little hesitant about even starting a relationship.

As you being a woman I understand that you don't know what love is. Why did you spread your leg in the first place.
Your not married.
By defention your not just a witch - you are a whore.

And why do you hate Jesus?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm not abandoning my path because I believe it to be true for me.

Please explain this "true for me" concept.

Either a religion is true, or it is not.

Every false, man-made religion on earth claims it is the One True Religion. Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Not one says, "This is a religion that is true FOR ME."

Obviously, they are all wrong because they are not Christian. But that's not my point.

How can Truth be subjective? That's what you're suggesting, that Truth does not exist, that it is made up by each individual.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

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Please explain this "true for me" concept.

Either a religion is true, or it is not.

Every false, man-made religion on earth claims it is the One True Religion. Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. Not one says, "This is a religion that is true FOR ME."

Obviously, they are all wrong because they are not Christian. But that's not my point.

How can Truth be subjective? That's what you're suggesting, that Truth does not exist, that it is made up by each individual.

I explained that in my first post:

... In fact, I personally believe that all religious views are connected and that every “deities” that are worshipped are the same deity. I also believe that this is because every civilization had different spiritual and economic needs and that, due to differences in region and politics and so forth, they all saw this particular Supreme Being in different ways. Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread. ...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl is at you nownownow in Christ's name.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I personally believe that all religious views are connected and that every “deities” that are worshipped are the same deity. I also believe that this is because every civilization had different spiritual and economic needs and that, due to differences in region and politics and so forth, they all saw this particular Supreme Being in different ways. ...

This means that you also believe that God (and all those other false deities) approve of neighboring cultures warring over their misunderstandings of Him, killing one another and each others' babies, and torturing each other, and burning one another alive, and committing all manner of atrocities and cruelty.

What sort of a sick monster do you worship, anyway?

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

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This is a very powerful prayer against witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I hurl is at you nownownow in Christ's name.

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

I never sent any "hexes" or "evil" towards you or anyone else, nor do I ever plan to.

[Amara "Bambi" Madden]

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This means that you also believe that God (and all those other false deities) approve of neighboring cultures warring over their misunderstandings of Him, killing one another and each others' babies, and torturing each other, and burning one another alive, and committing all manner of atrocities and cruelty.

What sort of a sick monster do you worship, anyway?

I see that you have cut off the last sentence:

...Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I see that you have cut off the last sentence:

It's not relevant to the point, Bambi.

Your "belief" means that this amorphous "deity" of yours knowingly allowed hundreds of millions of people over millenia to misunderstand Truth, and fight and kill and torture one another, even burning one another alive and slaughtering children, over their misunderstandings.

So, again I ask, WHAT KIND OF SICK MONSTER DO YOU WORSHIP?

[Miss Cassandra]

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It must be tough to live around all of that intolorance.

Yes, Sister, you could say that. The yearly Witch Hunts are the worst, but outside of the "hunting season," as we've grown used to call it, you still live like a social outcast. When children see me, they often run away in abject terror, shouting "witch, witch!" I'd better make my way out of there then, before devout church members chase me away with gunfire.

But I must say, I've grown used to this way of living. I just mind my step, and I know some people in town I can trust, and, after all, the Mother Goddess watches the steps of me and my coven members!

There are a few people in my town who think I do the same things, but I guess I'm lucky enough not to be completely surrounded by it. It's also very tough to go skyclad where I live, especially this time of year.

Yes, you can easily catch a cold. We usually go skyclad at Yule, and sometimes we perform our rituals at twice the speed, to make sure we stay warm enough!

Well, my parents always taught me and my siblings that a baptism never counts unless you fully believe, which at that time I did.

After my father gave me one of the worst thrashings of my life, I managed to pretend very convincingly that I indeed did believe fully.

I also like Proverbs 15:17 Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

Yes, there are some gems in Proverbs. Many of those sayings, of course, date from earlier, polytheistic traditions of the jewish people, before the intolerance of Yahwism took over.

I believe in the dualship of God, the male and female aspects of one deity. I've also never been comfortable about using a physical likeness of that deity, rather, I use abstract representations of those aspects.

I myself do not use much images either. To me, most importance lies in the rituals, like Drawing down the Moon. Also, I think the deities are more a spiritual force, that seldom manifest themselves in a physical form.

Where do you people usually go for your cauldron supplies? We are looking for a cauldron that will fit a young child to put the fear of Jesus deep into them. Hopefully the same distributor that you use for cauldrons can also give me a good deal on brooms. If you are not too busy having lesbian orgies, please help me out! YIC! Glory!

Not having a broom myself (I have a vacuum cleaner, it's better to clean my place, even though it lacks the aerodynamic properties of a broomstick), I would say a Harry Potter fanshop usually does the trick, christian.