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  • #31
    Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

    Bambi or Cassandra, whichever one of you put a hex on me, please remove it. As soon as I made my post demeaning witches, and hit the "submit reply" button, within a couple of seconds I lost my ability to 'raise the flag'. Coincidence? I think not!

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    • #32
      Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

      Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
      Bambi or Cassandra, whichever one of you put a hex on me, please remove it. As soon as I made my post demeaning witches, and hit the "submit reply" button, within a couple of seconds I lost my ability to 'raise the flag'. Coincidence? I think not!
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      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #33
        Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

        Originally posted by Yea-tho-we-walk View Post
        Bambi or Cassandra, whichever one of you put a hex on me, please remove it. As soon as I made my post demeaning witches, and hit the "submit reply" button, within a couple of seconds I lost my ability to 'raise the flag'. Coincidence? I think not!
        Certainly wasn't me. I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, good or evil, comes back to them three-fold.
        Proverbs 15:17
        Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

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        • #34
          Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

          Originally posted by Amara "Bambi" Madden View Post
          Certainly wasn't me. I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, good or evil, comes back to them three-fold.
          I'm still waiting for you to explain why you worship a sick, sadistic monster that allows people to believe lies and kill, torture, and burn alive one another (and one another's children), when according to you, they are all worshiping this monster, but "in different ways" because of "mistranslations and misunderstandings".

          This is what your monster wants?





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          • #35
            Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

            Originally posted by Amara "Bambi" Madden View Post
            Certainly wasn't me. I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, good or evil, comes back to them three-fold.
            Don't lie, you were attempting to steal his tallywhacker, weren't you! We know witches do that sort of thing!

            Originally posted by Excerpt from The Malleus Maleficarum, Part 1, Section 9
            Answer. There is no doubt that certain witches can do marvellous things with regard to male organs, for this agrees with what has been seen and heard by many, and with the general account of what has been known concerning that member through the senses of sight and touch. And as to how this thing is possible, it is to be said that it can be done in two ways, either actually and in fact, as the first arguments have said, or through some prestige or glamour. But when it is performed by witches, it is only a matter of glamour; although it is no illusion in the opinion of the sufferer. For his imagination can really and actually believe that something is not present, since by none of his exterior sense, such as sight or touch, can he perceive that it is present.


            From this it may be said that there is a true abstraction of the member in imagination, although not in fact; and several things are to be noted as to how this happens. And first as to two methods by which it can be done. It is no wonder that the devil can deceive the outer human senses, since, as has been treated of above, he can illude the inner senses, by bringing to actual perception ideas that are stored in the imagination. Moreover, he deceives men in their natural functions, causing that which is visible to be invisible to them, and that which is tangible to be intangible, and the audible inaudible, and so with the other senses. But such things are not true in actual fact, since they are caused through some defect introduced in the sense, such as the eyes or the ears, or the touch, by reason of which defect a man’s judgement is deceived.

            This is a Christian forum! Please keep your foul illusions and glamours to yourself, please.
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            • #36
              Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

              Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
              Don't lie, you were attempting to steal his tallywhacker, weren't you! We know witches do that sort of thing!


              This is a Christian forum! Please keep your foul illusions and glamours to yourself, please.
              Certainly not! As I have stated before, I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, whether good or bad, will comeback to them three-fold. Hexes such as this would only send bad energy back towards be.
              Besides, what would be the point of that kind of hex?

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
              I'm still waiting for you to explain why you worship a sick, sadistic monster that allows people to believe lies and kill, torture, and burn alive one another (and one another's children), when according to you, they are all worshiping this monster, but "in different ways" because of "mistranslations and misunderstandings".

              This is what your monster wants?
              Originally posted by Amara "Bambi" Madden
              ...Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread.
              Proverbs 15:17
              Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

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              • #37
                Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

                Originally Posted by Amara "Bambi" Mumpsimus ...Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread.


                You have said this three times.

                As I have repeatedly pointed out, your imaginary "deity" must have KNOWN THIS WAS HAPPENING, and ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN.

                Therefore, the sick monster you worship, which is according to you "the only deity, but by different names", KNOWS that people don't understand what it wants, KNOWS that they are torturing and murdering one another over it, and DOESN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

                Are you really so stupid as not to comprehend what I'm asking you?

                You call this "Lord and Lady" all-loving and gentle, yet it/they stand back and watch people who, according to you, don't understand what it/they want, destroy one another.

                Your "Lord and Lady" obviously must be a sadistic, bloodthirsty monster which enjoys seeing people tortured and mutilated and burned alive.

                How can you sleep at night, knowing you worship such an evil creation?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                • #38
                  Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  ...Over time, the various sacred texts that those civilizations follow become corrupted and mistranslated as it spread.


                  You have said this three times.

                  As I have repeatedly pointed out, your imaginary "deity" must have KNOWN THIS WAS HAPPENING, and ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN.

                  Therefore, the sick monster you worship, which is according to you "the only deity, but by different names", KNOWS that people don't understand what it wants, KNOWS that they are torturing and murdering one another over it, and DOESN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

                  Are you really so stupid as not to comprehend what I'm asking you?

                  You call this "Lord and Lady" all-loving and gentle, yet it/they stand back and watch people who, according to you, don't understand what it/they want, destroy one another.

                  Your "Lord and Lady" obviously must be a sadistic, bloodthirsty monster which enjoys seeing people tortured and mutilated and burned alive.

                  How can you sleep at night, knowing you worship such an evil creation?
                  People have free will. If they choose to commit evil against one another, then so be it. That is why there is the ThreeFold Law, which some people choose to ignore, but still affects them nonetheless.
                  Proverbs 15:17
                  Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

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                  • #39
                    Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

                    Originally posted by Amara "Bambi" Madden View Post
                    People have free will. If they choose to commit evil against one another, then so be it. That is why there is the ThreeFold Law, which some people choose to ignore, but still affects them nonetheless.
                    So "free will" is your deity's excuse for allowing people to commit atrocities based on wrong information, when they think they are doing what this deity demands of them?

                    You're doing some serious mental gymnastics here, dear.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                    • #40
                      Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

                      Originally posted by Amara "Bambi" Madden View Post
                      Certainly not! As I have stated before, I believe that whatever energy someone sends out, whether good or bad, will comeback to them three-fold. Hexes such as this would only send bad energy back towards be.
                      Besides, what would be the point of that kind of hex?
                      Listen witch, it is common knowledge that your kind are satanic sex perverts. Sending a spell at Brother Walk's penis would be just the sort of thing a witch slut like yourself would do. You are obviously hoping that three penises worth of orgy sex energy will be returned to you and your insatiable cooter.
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                      • #41
                        Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

                        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                        Listen witch, it is common knowledge that your kind are satanic sex perverts. Sending a spell at Brother Walk's penis would be just the sort of thing a witch slut like yourself would do. You are obviously hoping that three penises worth of orgy sex energy will be returned to you and your insatiable cooter.
                        I consider sex to be very sacred, only performed with someone that I truely love and trust. Orgies demean that sacred act.
                        Above all else, sending an evil hex on someone would mean threefold the evil would come back to the original sender of the hex, which is clearly something that I truely do not want.
                        Proverbs 15:17
                        Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

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                        • #42
                          Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

                          Originally posted by Amara "Bambi" Madden View Post
                          Above all else, sending an evil hex on someone would mean threefold the evil would come back to the original sender of the hex, which is clearly something that I truely do not want.
                          Bambi, allow me to provide you a hypothetical situation.

                          Let's suppose it's evening, during a violent storm. You tell Professor Bessemer that the bridge over Hell's Mouth Canyon is out, and that he should warn passing motorists because they won't be able to see the damage in the storm.

                          A little while later, you hear him telling motorists, "You should cruise down over the Hell's Mouth Canyon bridge tonight, I hear the view is FAR OUT!"

                          He's not trying to kill people off, he just misunderstood what you told him over the gale-force winds.

                          Now, I agree, you are not responsible for his misunderstanding. Nor are you responsible for what happened before you knew of his misunderstanding.

                          What if you now stand idly by, knowing that he's telling people the wrong thing, and do nothing? Would you not now be complicit in the deaths of the people Professor Bessemer sends into the chasm? Would you not now be subject, under your stated beliefs, to having three times that evil visited upon you?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
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                          • #43
                            Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Bambi, allow me to provide you a hypothetical situation...

                            What if you now stand idly by, knowing that he's telling people the wrong thing, and do nothing? Would you not now be complicit in the deaths of the people Professor Bessemer sends into the chasm? Would you not now be subject, under your stated beliefs, to having three times that evil visited upon you?
                            If I were to stand by and say nothing in this situation, then yes, I do believe that I would have three times the evil returned to me, since, through my inaction, I would knowingly be allowing harm to befall others.
                            Now, if, after Professor Bessemer had already told them to drive to the canyon, I were to say to the motorists to not go to the canyon because the bridge was out, if the motorists decide, on their own free will, to follow Professor Bessemer's words instead, then the evil created by Professor Bessemer would not come back to me three times, since I had attempted to prevent any harm.
                            Proverbs 15:17
                            Better [is] a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

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                            • #44
                              Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

                              Bambi, I see that you changed your avatar. I'm thinking this is how your spell on my penis actually worked, sorry for accusing you of using a hex.

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                              • #45
                                Re: <Quirky Introduction Title>

                                Originally posted by Amara "Bambi" Madden View Post
                                If I were to stand by and say nothing in this situation, then yes, I do believe that I would have three times the evil returned to me, since, through my inaction, I would knowingly be allowing harm to befall others.

                                Now, if, after Professor Bessemer had already told them to drive to the canyon, I were to say to the motorists to not go to the canyon because the bridge was out, if the motorists decide, on their own free will, to follow Professor Bessemer's words instead, then the evil created by Professor Bessemer would not come back to me three times, since I had attempted to prevent any harm.
                                Agreed.

                                So, by your own stated beliefs, your "all-deities-in-one" deity told people of various cultures what he/she/it wanted them to hear, and they misunderstood.

                                The people started sharing wrong information.

                                They then started killing, torturing, burning others alive because of this wrong information, and continue to do so today.

                                YOUR DEITY DID NOT CORRECT THEM.

                                Therefore, is not your deity responsible for their behavior, just as you agree that you would be responsible for not correcting Professor Bessemer's misunderstanding about the bridge?

                                Why does your deity not correct them? Even you, with your feeble human "morality", know that you should correct Professor Bessemer for his misunderstanding. Doesn't your deity have morals?
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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